[Mr Crunchy]

arod
the guy who wanted to play for the dominicans until his image consultants decided he'd be better off playing for america before they explored the possibility of experimenting with the asian markets and have him playing for korea or japan

then you get the michale kay version
ARODS WIFE MONA IS MAD AT ME BECAUSE ALL HER DAUGHTER WILL SAY WHEN HER DADDY COMES UP IS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAA
I TOLD MONA THAT THATS A GOOD THING AND ISNT ARODS DAUGHTER JUST A LITTLE SLICE OF SWEETNESS
WHO KNOWS,MAYBE SOME DAY SHE TOO WILL GRACE THE HEAVENS WITH HER BATTING PROPENSITY JUST LIKE HER DADDY DOES
as arod taps into a 6-4-3 double play with the bases loaded

its the ballwashing that drives real ny fans insane
they know how much this guy has let them down over the years hes been in ny
they were embarassed when he got the mvp last year and as he looked like a boy against men when the moneys really on the table it only got worse

hes still very young and i suspect his best is still yet to come
however
if he had any fukin sense he'd fire his makeup people,his image consultants and just go out there and play baseball instead of posing for espn the magazine,gq and blew boy