[TheKilo]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. They have a seat and share a few drinks. A few hours later, they walk out with a better understanding and appreciation for each others' faith.


A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both in a fit of rage and after contemplating his life, blows his brains out.


A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, it hurts when I go like this."
The doctor says, "Yes, it's very serious and I'm afraid you have a matter of months left. I hope your affairs are in order."


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies that his facial structure is the result of eons of evolution and he's not quite sure as to its purpose.


A man walks into a bar and notices a large jar full of money on the counter. Upon asking as to the jar's purpose, he is informed by the bartender that anyone who chugs a bottle of tequila, removes a vicious dog's rotten tooth, and successfully beds the most discriminating woman in the bar is entitled to the jar's contents. The man completes each task with aplomb and takes his winnings home. Still inebriated from the tequila, he perishes in an automobile accident on the way back to his house.