Re: Bad Jokes thread
I'm bored...so here goes (this is kind of long):
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American are all on an African safari when they get ambushed and captured by an African tribe. The Chief tells them that there's good news and some bad news. Naturally, the 3 men choose the bad news first.
"Well, the bad news is that you're going to die," says the Chief. "The good news is that you get to choose how you wish to die."
"Why do we have to die? What are you going to do with our bodies?" one of the men asks.
"We need material to make canoes. Your bodies will serve this purpose quite well."
Staying true to his promise, the Chief asks the Frenchman how he would like to die. He takes a pistol, says "Vive la France!" and shoots himself in the head. The Englishmen, thinking of the least painful way to die, takes the pistol that the Frenchman used, says "Long live the Queen!" and shoots himself in the head as well. Now that it's his turn, the American asks the Chief if he has any forks.
"Why do you want a fork?" the Chief asks.
"You'll see," says the American.
He takes the fork and starts stabbing himself over and over, and begins to bleed to death out of all sorts of holes in his body.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are you choosing to kill yourself like this?" the Chief asks.
"SO MUCH FOR YOUR FUCKING CANOE!" the American replies.
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