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Old 02-15-2007, 01:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Default Re: Bad Jokes thread

Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man, is it hot in here or what?" The second muffin replies, "WHAT THE FUCK A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food in here." The sandwich says, "that's ok, I'll have a beer."

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey buddy, we don't want your kind in here." The mushrooms pleads, "Aww, come on, I'm a fungi!"
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