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Originally Posted by yeszir
I laughed at the drunk driving one.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One turns to the other and says "Holy shit! I think I just lost an electron!" The other one asks him "Are you sure?" The first one replies "I'm positive!"
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, "For you? No charge."