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Originally Posted by Peters34
This is an old one but
Why do they call it PMS (sry for any women on here)
Because mad cow was already taken  |
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Originally Posted by Soxfan#1
Man1- Did you know diarhea is heriditary?
Man2- Really?
Man1- Yeah it runs in your genes.
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I take it you two have seen the movie "A Prairie Home Companion"?
Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen?
They're looking for a hardened criminal.