[CincyRedSoxFan58]

Here we go again...:

Theres a woman and a man driving one night. Both in completely seperate cars, going there own ways. All of a sudden theres a bad car wreck, involving both this man and this woman. They get of there cars amazingly with no injuries. The man looks at the woman and says "holy shit, were okay. this must be fate. as if we were meant to meet each other" She woman nodded in agreement while she is overlooking her wrecked car. She peers inside and sees a bottle of wine she had purchased was still in one piece. She shows it to the man and says " look!! i bought this bottle of wine to drink away my sorrows. I agree it must be fate that we were meant to meet each other!!" She opens the bottle of wine in celebration and hands it to the guy. The man excitedly drink a few chugs of the wine as he hands it to the woman. She takes the bottle and throws it into his car smashing the bottle and spilling the remaining wine all over the interior of the mans car. The man yells "why the hell did you just throw the bottle of wine inside my wrecked car!?!?" The woman replies "now I have a story to tell the cops when they get here!!"

-A little cheesy.. but eh.