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Old 03-15-2008, 12:41 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Default Re: Bad Jokes thread

Some other bad ones:

How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.


A chess convention was staying at a high class hotel. One night a bunch of the participants were in the hotel lobby talking about their greatest conquests and chess victories.

The hotel manager told them this must cease immediately. Turns out, he didn't want chess nuts boasting by an open foyer.
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