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redsoxrules · 04-03-2008, 07:13 PM

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"

04-03-2008, 07:13 PM	#56 (permalink)
redsoxrules MVP Join Date: Aug 18 2005 Location: NB Canada Posts: 4,827	Re: Bad Jokes thread An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"