Ok.... We're taking the bad joke thread up a notch with one that will certainly land me a seat next to Satan for the rest of eternity:
A man and a girl were really hitting it off. The man made it to first (gotta have a baseball reference) and things were going to well he thought, "what the hell, let's skip 2nd and go straight for 3rd."
The girl immediately picked up on his advances and backed off, "My, aren't WE getting a little presumptuous....?"
"Presumptuous?" the man replied, "That's a mighty big word for an 8 year old!"
And now,
we dance!!!