Re: Bad Jokes thread
Guy walks into a bar and bets everyone in the bar that he can sing the Star Spangled Banner through his ass. Obviously, no one believed he can do this and dozens take this bet.
So the guy jumps up on the bar, drops his draws...and then, to the disgust of the bar's patrons...craps on the bar.
The bartender screams at him "Just what the hell are you doing."
The man says "I was clearing my throat."
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