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10. The displaced Red Sox fan
In brief: Grew up in New England, now lives elsewhere. Still closely follows the Red Sox, goes to Boston-friendly bars, sees the team when they come to town ... and is constantly apologizing for the behavior of Sox fans 2-9.

Favorite Sox: They're "actual" fans, so the "everyone but Lugo" rule applies.

Most cherished souvenir: Local newspaper clipping from 2007 World Series hanging on office wall.

Recent statement: "Well, not everyone from Boston talks like that."

If they saw a Yankees fan at the Kenmore Square Dunkin' Donuts, they'd: Be happy it's someone else getting yelled at for once.

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