Re: Birthday contest: $10 mlb.com gift certificate
a man walks into a bar and starts chugging down shot after shot after shot. the bartender asks him what happened and the man replies "well, i just found out that my brother's gay."
then he leaves the bar
the next day the same man walks in to the same bar and starts drinkin hard alcohol left and right when the bartender asked him "what happened today," to which the man replied "i just found out my other brother is gay." then the man leaves
the next day the same man walks in to the same bar and starts drinking again and the bartender asks him "what happened this time?" which the man replied, "i just found out my father's gay." then he left.
finally, the next day, the same man walks into the same bar and is drinking beer after beer after beer for hours. the bartender asks him "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
to that, the man replied, "Ya, my wife"
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