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Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?”
FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?”
ITALY
“I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”
GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”
SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?”
CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”
SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?"
RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”
UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”
GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”
JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”
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