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Old 04-01-2005, 11:42 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?”

FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?”

ITALY
“I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”

GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”

SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?”

CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”

SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?"

RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”

UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”

GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”

JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”
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