A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
- Radgeta is hilarious!
Airline food; What's up with that?
A man goes to the doctor.
"Whats the problem?" asks the doctor.
"Whenever I use this finger I feel immense pain," said the man holding out the finger.
"Well maybe you shouldn't use it jackass," replied the doctor
Eh...Maybe I over estimated Radgeta.