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JohnShaft
10-12-2010, 01:57 PM
Was upstairs earlier getting ready to go to the gym so put the telly on, anyways I started flicking through the channels and accidentally flicked through the adult channels. I came across these birds chatting on the phone to the nutters who ring in, you know the scene the birds are all scantily clad trying to tempt some emptyheads to ring up so I watch for a bit. Anyway the gyrating is doing what it should so I decide to take advantage of the situation and eventaully get dressed, turn off the telly and satellite and head off to the gym. When I get back Mrs Shaft says "hey, were you watching the porn channels before you went out because I went up to the bedroom and turned the telly on and up popped this girl etc etc etc", no babe says I, I was watching Columbo on the Sky plus before I went to the gym. She is still eyeing me up funny now and doesn't believe me. So sox fans, what do you reckon, do I come clean, so to speak, or keep denying I know anything about it?

italstallianion
10-12-2010, 01:59 PM
If she's your wife, then be honest. My girlfriend and I watch porn together all the time.

(If she's your girlfriend, then keep lying. ;))

VA Sox Fan
10-12-2010, 02:04 PM
Tell her the truth. Maybe in the future she'll watch with you.

My boyfriend and I watch it together from time to time....yes, I'm a "bird". :lol:

Emmz
10-12-2010, 02:05 PM
What's wrong with watching porn? I used to watch porn with my boyfriend all the time. I'm sure he churned his vern when I wasn't around either, don't matter.

italstallianion
10-12-2010, 02:12 PM
There's nothing wrong with a little bird on bird action, if you know what I mean.

JohnShaft
10-12-2010, 02:14 PM
Wow, I've landed in Valley of the Dolls *wink smilie*.

I've decided denial is the best option, just said it must be a satellite problem.

Emmz
10-12-2010, 02:15 PM
Damn dog changing my channels

italstallianion
10-12-2010, 02:16 PM
If there's anything I know about women (which is virtually nothing) it's that she probably already knows the truth and is waiting for you to come clean about it, and that the longer you wait, the more trouble you'll be in. I bet you'll have plenty of time to watch porn wihle you're sleeping on the couch for the next few weeks. ;)

Emmz
10-12-2010, 02:17 PM
LOL, true

JohnShaft
10-12-2010, 02:18 PM
Overshaving my barse, watching porn on the sly, what's she gonna think. Come on peeps, gotta deny surely?

Emmz
10-12-2010, 02:20 PM
I'd just come clean : P

Especially when you didn't really do anything wrong

italstallianion
10-12-2010, 02:20 PM
Unless you're trying to get her mad so you can have kinky make up sex later (which I've done my fair share of times), I suggest that you tell her the truth. Besides, it could lead to better things in your future. Giggity.

JohnShaft
10-12-2010, 02:21 PM
Ok, I'm going for it, report back later, wish I had a wing man

Emmz
10-12-2010, 02:25 PM
Good luck, lols

RedSoxfanforlife305
10-12-2010, 02:26 PM
I have a feeling tomorrow will be a thread on how to increase penis size or something :lol:

JohnShaft
10-12-2010, 02:50 PM
Ok, I've done it but I'd like to say you people haven't a scooby doo (clue) what you're on about. Turns out now she thinks I get turned on by scantily dressed women on the phone so she has pushed herself foward for a bit of role play i.e. we are going to re-enact the roles except she will be the bird on the blower (phone). How in gods name am I going to go through with this hell on earth? Thanks sox fans thanks a lot!

Emmz
10-12-2010, 02:54 PM
lol