Favorite movie quotes

[Northern Star]

Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box. ..... Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

And basically the whole of the Alec Baldwin speech at the start of Glengarry Glen Ross.

[Northern Star]

"Give me something I can print!"
"Print this" (flips the bird)

- Fletch

[Northern Star]

"No, we're not gonna fucking do 'Stonehenge.'"

[Thunder]

From Moneyball:
Billy Beane: You don't know how to play first base. Scott?
Scott Hatteberg: That's right.
Billy Beane: It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him, Wash.
Ron Washington: It's incredibly hard.

[Bellhorn04]

'These go to eleven.'

[Northern Star]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo)

[Northern Star]

Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?

Dave Moss: Yeah.

Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close!

[yankthis]

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[Northern Star]

OOPS - double post

[Spudboy]

"Gentlemen, rest your sphincters."

[iortiz]

Ma: Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl.
Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night, ma.
Ma: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you can settle down.
Tommy: I settle down almost every night, but then in the morning I’m free.

Goodfellas.

[Northern Star]

Ma: Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl.
Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night, ma.
Ma: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you can settle down.
Tommy: I settle down almost every night, but then in the morning I’m free.

Goodfellas.

Such a quotable movie.

[iortiz]

Such a quotable movie.
LOL!

Yeah! It is. Joe Pesci is probably one of my top 5 actors ever!

[User Name?]

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

[Northern Star]

Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

[mvp 78]

Keep the change you filthy animal!

[East Bay Evans]

A Movie Quote Thread! Some of my Big Lebowski favorites:

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.

Walter: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Walter: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

Walter: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?

The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.

Walter: Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

Good flick.

[Northern Star]

"One of our gentlemen found time to say 'How delicious!' before he died."

[Northern Star]

"Hey, you fat Irish prick! You put my fucking money to sleep. You go get my fucking money or I'll put your fucking brain to sleep."

[Youk Of The Nation]

"One of our gentlemen found time to say 'How delicious!' before he died."

I played Mortimer Brewster about ten years ago. I joined a drama-studio program run by the town and it was pretty well-received. It's the only time I think my name has ever been in the paper under any circumstances, at least that I can recall off the top of my head. After the one play, though, I didn't continue. Acting didn't really seem to be my thing. I got a little nervous onstage and I never quite managed to shake it.

[Thunder]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

- The Princess Bride

[Spudboy]

"Wake up. Time to die"

[Spudboy]

'These go to eleven.'

"You can't dust for vomit."

[Northern Star]

"You can't dust for vomit."

"If I told them once, I told them a hundred times, put Spinal Tap first and puppet show last"

[Northern Star]

"Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots?"

Greatest. Speech. Ever.

[Northern Star]

"Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all."

[Northern Star]

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."

[Bellhorn04]

"Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots?"

Greatest. Speech. Ever.

Glengarry Glen Ross again, right?

[mvp 78]

There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.

[Bellhorn04]

"You're a very strange man." (Ron Silver, as Alan Dershowitz)

"You have no idea." (Jeremy Irons, as Claus von Bulow)

Final scene in Reversal of Fortune

The delivery of that line by Irons is the best part.

[Spudboy]

"Son, you have a panty on your head."

[mvp 78]

I shoulda yelled two!

[Spudboy]

"Baby please, I'm not from Havana."

[Northern Star]

"Told yo momma to act her age and the bitch dropped dead."

1.Hilarious Yo Momma joke
2.Dude's delivery was perfect

Also: "Nah, nah, this ain't Raymond"

[mvp 78]

Gimmie some sugar, baby.

[Spudboy]

"The Jig is up!"

"And gone!"

[Northern Star]

You despise me, don't you?
If I gave you any thought, I probably would.

[Northern Star]

I'm shocked - SHOCKED - to find that gambling is going on in here!
Your winnings, sir.
Oh, thank you very much.

[Northern Star]

I shoulda yelled two!

Hey baby, you're alright. You must have been something before electricity.

[mvp 78]

Top notch! Top notch!

[Spudboy]

"You buy this hat and you get a bowl of soup".

[Bellhorn04]

I shoulda yelled two!

Rodney in Caddyshack, right?

[Spudboy]

Rodney in Caddyshack, right?

Yup.

"Can you make a Bull Shot?" "Can you make a shoe smell?"

[Northern Star]

I will massacre you. I will FUCK YOU UP.

[Spudboy]

"Gentlemen, rest your sphincters."

[Bellhorn04]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory.

[Bellhorn04]

I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing?

This is not shit for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something?

I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?

[Northern Star]

I am big, it's the pictures that got small.

[Spudboy]

"Shut the fuck up Donnie."

[Northern Star]

... guilty before Almighty God. Guilty before His Son. Guilty before the whole human race. It is the Lord who expels you...He who is coming to judge both the living and the dead...

[Northern Star]

The price is wrong, bitch.

Possibly the greatest line that Adam Sandler has ever uttered.

[Youk Of The Nation]

The price is wrong, bitch.

Possibly the greatest line that Adam Sandler has ever uttered.

Not hard to select memorable quotes from a guy who had a single good movie. If he had pulled a Chris Farley after Happy Gilmore, we'd be talking about wasted talent and what could have been, waxing poetic about all of the classic screwball comedies he might have made. Instead, we've been treated to reality: 20 years of Billy Madison, Jack and Jill, Little Nicky...

[Spudboy]

I kind of liked watching a pineapple shoved sideways up Hitler's ass.

[Northern Star]

Not hard to select memorable quotes from a guy who had a single good movie. If he had pulled a Chris Farley after Happy Gilmore, we'd be talking about wasted talent and what could have been, waxing poetic about all of the classic screwball comedies he might have made. Instead, we've been treated to reality: 20 years of Billy Madison, Jack and Jill, Little Nicky...

Yep.

[Northern Star]

You're an inanimate fucking object!

[Northern Star]

(not a movie but close enough)

You got any fucking idea about, hey, it's fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the fucking scene? Gimme a fucking answer!

I was looking at the light
Oh, good for you! And how was it? I hope it was fucking good because it's useless now, isn't it? Fuck sake, man, you're amateur.

[SoxHop]

But he's just a raggedy man....

[SoxHop]

This has always been a favorite of mine........ bad language...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpHo1Qx-stU

[Northern Star]

This has always been a favorite of mine........ bad language...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpHo1Qx-stU

Such an awesome scene. Not sure the rest of the movie holds up.

[Northern Star]

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

[Northern Star]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[Spudboy]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"It's all in the reflexes."

[Kimmi]

Should I be worried that I don't get any of these quotes?

[Northern Star]

Hollow?
Hollow
Fuck it.

[Northern Star]

Should I be worried that I don't get any of these quotes?

Not particularly. What kind of movies do you enjoy?

[Spudboy]

Should I be worried that I don't get any of these quotes?

No. But for your information, the above two quotes are from a movie called "Big Trouble In Little China".

It was panned by critics but became a cult classic.

Very entertaining.

[Kimmi]

Not particularly. What kind of movies do you enjoy?

Psychological thrillers would probably be my favorite type.

I don't particularly watch a lot of movies.

[Spudboy]

Hey Kimmi!!!!

Here is a sample for you.

It is a very funny movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeR27OP4V7U

[Kimmi]

No. But for your information, the above two quotes are from a movie called "Big Trouble In Little China".

It was panned by critics but became a cult classic.

Very entertaining.

I've heard of the movie. Don't think I've ever seen it.

Even if I have seen a movie, I probably wouldn't remember any quotes from it. LOL

[Spudboy]

"You're out of you mind Wang. God bless you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRccxhoxMnM

[Kimmi]

Hey Kimmi!!!!

Here is a sample for you.

It is a very funny movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeR27OP4V7U

It looks pretty good. I like Kurt Russell.

[User Name?]

Hey Kimmi!!!!

Here is a sample for you.

It is a very funny movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeR27OP4V7U

They're remaking that movie with Dwayne (The Rock) Johnsonn for reasons I cannot comprehend.

[Northern Star]

I'd go with you, but -
I know, there's a problem with your face.

[Northern Star]

http://popcornmuncher.com/movie-quiz/big-trouble-in-little-china/movie/30/

27

[Spudboy]

They're remaking that movie with Dwayne (The Rock) Johnsonn for reasons I cannot comprehend.

That is a bad idea. Some movies you should never, ever, reprise. The original is a classic for reasons that won't likely be replicated by Johnson and crew.

I like Johnson, as a rule. But this project is misguided.

[Northern Star]

"Garbage day!"

[Northern Star]

"He's actually 6' 5", with the afro 6' 9", pretty good dribbler."

[Northern Star]

Greatest line in action movie history (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14)

[Youk Of The Nation]

Greatest line in action movie history (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14)

It wouldn't be half as cheesy (unlike every other Seagal moment) if he had said it to another person instead of to a TV while he was alone.

[Northern Star]

It wouldn't be half as cheesy (unlike every other Seagal moment) if he had said it to another person instead of to a TV while he was alone.

and the tv isn't even on.

[Northern Star]

"Motherfucker? Moi??"

[Northern Star]

"I refuse to endanger the lives of my children in a house with less than four bathrooms."

[Youk Of The Nation]

"I refuse to endanger the lives of my children in a house with less than four bathrooms."

Wow, there's an old one. Where did you even see that movie? Architecture school?

[Northern Star]

Wow, there's an old one. Where did you even see that movie? Architecture school?

Nope, always been a favorite movie of mine though. "Bill Cole. Friend of the family. Just stepped in out of the rain."

[Northern Star]

"You could bring Bernard King in here, we hitting two and we out. Swish, swish."

[Northern Star]

"I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay."

[Northern Star]

"You tell him. You tell him I'm coming! Tell him I'm fucking coming!"

[Northern Star]

"Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other?"

[SoxHop]

Male airport announcer "There's just no stopping in the white zone"

Female airport announcer "Really Vernon, why pretend? We all know perfectly well what you are talking about. You want me to have an abortion."

[SoxHop]

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for forty eight minutes.......


this is the most quotable movie ever....

[Northern Star]

Ah yes, Airplane! A movie that is funny as fuck but would never get made today.

[Northern Star]

"Little problem in the kitchen, nothing trivial."

[Northern Star]

"Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of."

[devildavid]

I must break you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfc)

[Northern Star]

Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

[moonslav59]

Sorry if I've repeated someone....

"Is it safe?"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"There's no crying in baseball."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is a War Room!"

"Take your stinking paws of me, you damned dirty ape!"

"That! Using Ludwig Van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!"

[Northern Star]

I mentioned Is it safe? to someone and they had never heard of it or the movie its from. I thought it was pretty well known.

[Northern Star]

When a man buys a house in Lansdale County there's a prize -- he gets ten percent off if he can find it.

[Northern Star]

"My uncle thought he was St. Jerome."
"I'd call that a big yes."

[iortiz]

From Goodfellas

Ma: Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl.
Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night, ma.
Ma: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you can settle down.
Tommy: I settle down almost every night, but then in the morning I’m free.

LOL!

[iortiz]

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[Spudboy]

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They were on their way out to bury the guy who was in the trunk. I think.

Then they had to go back and dig the guy up !!!!

[iortiz]

They were on their way out to bury the guy who was in the trunk. I think.

Then they had to go back and dig the guy up !!!!
Yeah! That's exactly what happened before and after they went to his mom's place to dinner.

One of my fav movies ever.

[georom4]

Henry Drummond:
Hornbeck, I'm getting tired of you. You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something.

[Northern Star]

Pesci was amazing but I'm still glad when Tommy gets whacked.

[Northern Star]

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea!

[Northern Star]

They were on their way out to bury the guy who was in the trunk. I think.

Then they had to go back and dig the guy up !!!!

Bill Burr on Goodfellas (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_pyvTsN0NM)

[Northern Star]

"Alan took a punch from Mike Tyson"

Which should get Alan out of having to do anything for the rest of the trip IMO.

[Northern Star]

"I only bring it up because it's you. You're the Rocket Man."

[mvp 78]

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim the Waco Kid: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim the Waco Kid: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.

RIP Gene Wilder

[Slasher9]

leave the gun take the cannoli...

[Spudboy]

"The little bastard shot me right in the ass."

[Geo245]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." :D

[Northern Star]

More Bale.

"Let's GO again, and let's not have YOU fucking walking in."

[Northern Star]

"You and your wife are currently alive, I take it?"

[TylerD]

"I can do the splits no problem"

Double Impact
Jean Claude Van Damme

[Northern Star]

Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
A picture of me?
No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

[moonslav59]

"It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."

[moonslav59]

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

___________________________________

I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.

[moonslav59]

Let's not stereotype each other. Not all rich kids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about disease.

[TylerD]

Blow my jerk!!!
Angry Milfs 4

[Spudboy]

"Baby please! I'm not from Havana!"

[Northern Star]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." :D

What impresses me with that movie is someone figured out exactly which Cubs game they were at.

[Northern Star]

"...and a helicopter IN MY FUCKING LOBBY"

[Northern Star]

Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
[pause where nothing happens]
Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.
[still nothing]
Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?

[TylerD]

You're next!!!!!!!
GoldBerg.
Sorry not a movie quote lol but I saw he's back. ... weird haha

[Northern Star]

You're next!!!!!!!
GoldBerg.
Sorry not a movie quote lol but I saw he's back. ... weird haha

You're Next was a pretty good movie, so there's that.

[TylerD]

You're Next was a pretty good movie, so there's that.

Lol I don't think I've seen it to be honest haha

[Northern Star]

"Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

[Northern Star]

Lol I don't think I've seen it to be honest haha

Home invasion and one of the victims fights back.

[Northern Star]

Alright, Lightman. Maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
Umm... Your wife?

[Northern Star]

Toad style is immensely strong and immune to nearly any weapon. When it's properly used, it's almost invincible.

[Northern Star]

My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

R.I.P.

[Northern Star]

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama, long - into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[Northern Star]

Not a movie, but...

Yooou can't even see the fucking planes from well inside the terminal.

[Northern Star]

Uh, Gord? Down here?
Yeah, I know where it is, I'm just getting a bird's eye view here.

[Northern Star]

Somebody ordered boom service?

[Northern Star]

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

[Northern Star]

I'm a dead man, Johnnie? I'm a fucking dead man? Guess again, Johnnie. Who's the dead man? Who? Who's dead, fuckface? Who? Who? I can't hear you, Johnnie. Guess again. Take another guess, Johnnie. Take another fucking guess.

[Northern Star]

I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!

[Spudboy]

"Baby please, I'm not from Havana".

[Northern Star]

They are left, Senor
Oh, they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.

[Northern Star]

"It's a couple of wavy lines."
"I'm sorry, this isn't your lucky day."

[Benintendi]

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
"This? I can make a hat.....a broach.....a pterodactyl....."


"It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether."
"It's an entirely different kind of flying."

"Come out to the coast....we'll get together....have a few laughs."

"Oh, this is the worst looking hat I've ever seen. I bet when you buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup'"
"Looks good on you though".

"I did not knew whether he or his minkey was breaking the lew"
"Minkey?"
"What"
"YOU SAID MINKEY!"
"That is correct. Yes. Chimpanzee minkey."

Or anything else uttered by the great Peter Sellers in any Pink Panther movie.

[SoxHop]

"This car is 100% Death Proof, only to get the benifit of it honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat...."

[Spudboy]

"This car is 100% Death Proof, only to get the benifit of it honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat...."

Gruesome movie. But well acted.

[SoxHop]

Gruesome movie. But well acted.

Tarantino does movies made up of amazing scenes. Some of the scenes alone are masterpieces. He's had a few dud movies for me, but in general, I really like his movies.

Since we are all Sox fans, how about the scene of the Bear Jew acting like Teddy Ballgame......

[moonslav59]

Is it safe?

--Marathon Man

[moonslav59]

Dr. John Spivey: Do you think there's anything wrong with your mind really?
Randle McMurphy: Not a thing, doc. I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.

--One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest

[moonslav59]

“Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I'd have the facts.”

― To Kill a Mockingbird

[SoxHop]

This is one of my favorites, I use it every time I can....

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

[Spudboy]

"It's all in the reflexes".

[SoxHop]

"It's all in the reflexes".

I recently saw Gardians of the Galaxy 2, and Kurt Russell was in that, and was chatting about the movie and Kurt with a friend. WHen we got onto the subject of Kurt's movies, which let to Death Proof, which I watched again the other night......

Big Trouble is in my top list of favorite movies ever. The reflexes quote is one on the best.....

"Call me Snake"..........

[Spudboy]

"I heard of you. I heard that you were dead".

[SoxHop]

"I heard of you. I heard that you were dead".

I love that quote. I love that quote so much when I first saw the movie and she said that, I thought to myself that was a great quote. I guess that is what makes a good quote

[SoxnCycles]

“Atticus told me to delete the adjectives and I'd have the facts.”

― To Kill a Mockingbird

A great movie.

[Northern Star]

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak."

[Bellhorn04]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

I actually watched this movie again recently and laughed my ass off throughout.

[Northern Star]

Provo, Spain?
Utah.

[Northern Star]

That's not very sporting, using real bullets.

[Spudboy]

"Would you like another shnitzengruben?"

"No no baby. 14 is my limit on shnitzengruben."

[Bellhorn04]

Anybody recognize this one?

'This is a mess, isn't it Sheriff?'

(After a long pause and a sigh)

'Well, if it isn't, it'll do till the mess gets here.'

[Spudboy]

Nope.

[Spudboy]

"Bring it over. You cook it to much it defeats it's own purpose."

[Bellhorn04]

Nope.

No Country For Old Men

[Spudboy]

No Country For Old Men

Don't think I saw that.

[Spudboy]

But I do remember this scene. I just can't memorize Duval's introduction!

Funny as shit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkccqolaVGg

[Northern Star]

"You need to adjust your altitude, bitch!"

Ridiculously lame payoff line from the really wretched Altitude, which I saw earlier today.

[Northern Star]

Has it occurred to you that I might not want to murder you, Stanwyk?
I've got fifty thousand dollars says you will.

[Northern Star]

You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.

[Bellhorn04]

You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.

Lots of good lines in that movie.

[mvp 78]

My son's favorite movie quote right now:

"I'm singing in a store and I'm singing!"

"Hey, there's no singing in the North Pole!"

"Yes there is!"

"No there's not!"

"We sing all time, especially when we make toys!"

[TylerD]

"shut your mouth.... you're just coming off as stupid right now"

Step Brothers :)

[SoxHop]

"Listen!!!, do you smell something?"

[Spudboy]

"Where the white women at?"

[SoxHop]

"Where the white women at?"

This is hysterical. Making fun of racists will never get old. Making fun of Illinois Nazis never gets old either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulCw7RJ5eE8

[devildavid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFQTlaI8Pnk

[mvp 78]

I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is my pal.

[YastrzemskI]

CHINATOWN 1974

Yelburton: My goodness, what happened to your nose?

Jake Gittes: I cut myself shaving.

Yelburton: You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.

Jake Gittes: Only when I breathe.

[Northern Star]

You don't wanna celebrate in front of guys who just died

Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased, huh?

[Northern Star]

One of my all time favorites: "But ya ARE, Blanche. Ya ARE stuck in that chair."

[Bellhorn04]

"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."

[Northern Star]

"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."

"OK, Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE."

"I will massacre you. I will FUCK YOU UP."

[Bellhorn04]

"OK, Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE."

"I will massacre you. I will FUCK YOU UP."

LOL Cruise's finest moments on film.

[mvp 78]

I know it's dorky as shit, but I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail last night because they just put it on Netflix. That whole movie is quote worthy. It just reminds me of being a weird Junior Highschool kid who had the whole movie memorized.

The Dennis scene is just too great.

ARTHUR: Old woman!

DENNIS: Man!

ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!

ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.

DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.

ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'

DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--

DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...

DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress--

WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do?

ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

WOMAN: King of the who?

ARTHUR: The Britons.

WOMAN: Who are the Britons?

ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.

WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. ..... A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--

ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

WOMAN: No one lives there.

ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

ARTHUR: What?

DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

ARTHUR: Yes.

DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

[Northern Star]

LOL Cruise's finest moments on film.

It's hard to like him because of the Scientology shit, but I did like him in this and the later Mission: Impossible films.

[moonslav59]

"I'm a get medieval on your ass!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m24c5TRi0c

[Northern Star]

"I'm a get medieval on your ass!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m24c5TRi0c

Such a great and quotable movie, aside from the godawful dancing scene.

[mvp 78]

"I'm a get medieval on your ass!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m24c5TRi0c

I tried to watch Pulp Fiction on demand the other day AND IT WAS AN EDITED FOR TV VERSION.

What the efffffffffffffff?!?!?

[moonslav59]

I tried to watch Pulp Fiction on demand the other day AND IT WAS AN EDITED FOR TV VERSION.

What the efffffffffffffff?!?!?

So, it was a 56 minute movie?

[mvp 78]

So, it was a 56 minute movie?

I only watched the first scene and was disappointed. Too many motherfunkers for my liking.

The only times I've watched that movie front to back was in the theater when it came out. I think I saw it a second time at the dollar theater in Richmond. Maybe it'll get put on Netflix eventually and I'll rewatch.

[Northern Star]

Excessive swearing is OK if it fits the concept of the movie. Sometimes, it doesn't. But regardless of the amount of swearing, I HATE edited movies and music.

[notin]

Excessive swearing is OK if it fits the concept of the movie.


I agree it was totally out of place in the director’s cut of “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”...

[Northern Star]

I agree it was totally out of place in the director’s cut of “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”...

I was thinking more of The Ladykillers by the Coen Brothers.

[Northern Star]

"My uncle thought he was St. Jerome."
"I'd call that a big yes."

[Northern Star]

"I see some 'bad people,' I'm gonna be a little too busy to, uh, make a phone call."

[TylerD]

"How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"

"Well I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking." LMAO

Ace Ventura! One of the greatest burns ever.

[Northern Star]

"How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"

"Well I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking." LMAO

Ace Ventura! One of the greatest burns ever.

I remember seeing the trailer in the theater and thinking "what the hell is this?!" Turned out to be one of the funniest comedies of the era.

[Northern Star]

The Boston gig has been cancelled...

What?

Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

[TylerD]

Its Morphin Time!!!!!

[SoxHop]

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!"

[mvp 78]

“I’m your huckleberry...”

[mvp 78]

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!"

“Well hello Mr Fancypants.”

“Gimmie some sugar baby.”

“First you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me.”

[SoxHop]

“Well hello Mr Fancypants.”

“Gimmie some sugar baby.”

“First you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me.”

AHAHAH..... Let's put that in context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF2DtJBtkis

And Jack left town.

[moonslav59]

"Don't blow smoke up my ass: You'll ruin my autopsy."
-William Parrish (Anthony Hopkins)
Meet Joe Black

[notin]

Otis B. Driftwood : You didn't happen to see my suit in there, did you?

Fiorello : Yeah, it was taking up too much room, so we sold it.

Otis B. Driftwood : Did you get anything for it?

Fiorello : Uh... dollar forty.

Otis B. Driftwood : That's my suit all right.

[Bellhorn04]

J. Frank Parnell : Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

Otto : Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?

Parnell : Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

[notin]

PC Danny Butterman: Did you take care of him?
Nicholas Angel: I threw him in the freezer.
PC Danny Butterman: Awwww... you shoulda said 'Cool off'.
Nicholas Angel: Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'.
PC Danny Butterman: You're up the fuckin' CHAIN!

[notin]

Countess Alexandrovna: You're the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris: I practice a lot when I'm alone.

[SoxHop]

J. Frank Parnell : Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

Otto : Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?

Parnell : Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

I had to look that one up. Was that movie good? Maybe I'll try to watch it.

[Bellhorn04]

I had to look that one up. Was that movie good? Maybe I'll try to watch it.

I'm a big fan of it. Totally bizarre, and very funny - IMHO.

Harry Dean Stanton is great, as usual.

[SoxHop]

I'm a big fan of it. Totally bizarre, and very funny - IMHO.

Harry Dean Stanton is great, as usual.

I'll check it out soon

[Northern Star]

I had to look that one up. Was that movie good? Maybe I'll try to watch it.

I didn't like it much, but it's been about thirty years since I saw it. Maybe I just didn't get it.

[notin]

“He did it!! He missed the barn!!”

[mvp 78]

“Have you heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?”

“Yes.”

“Morons.”

[SoxHop]

“Have you heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?”

“Yes.”

“Morons.”

lol

[SoxHop]

I watched Aliens last night. I could quote the entire movie but here is just one.

"Seventeen *days*? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here.....and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA GET US!"

[notin]

“Have you heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?”

“Yes.”

“Morons.”

How did you forget the most relevant and prophetic conversation from that same movie?




"Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid? Or something like that?"

"Oh no. It's just, they're very comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."

[SoxHop]

"If he dies, he dies".

[mvp 78]

I must kill the queen.

1156

[mvp 78]

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

[SoxHop]

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

Lol! That was a classic movie.

This is too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7hbghmd44

[notin]

Lol! That was a classic movie.

This is too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7hbghmd44

Possibly the most underrated movie trilogy ...

[SoxHop]

Possibly the most underrated movie trilogy ...

Did you see the series they did of the Army of Darkness? It came out a few years ago. I really thought it wouldn't be good, but both the wife and I liked it alot.

Bruce Campbell has to be one of my favorite actors. I love that he stayed B grade horror movie and made it his thing.

[notin]

Did you see the series they did of the Army of Darkness? It came out a few years ago. I really thought it wouldn't be good, but both the wife and I liked it alot.

Bruce Campbell has to be one of my favorite actors. I love that he stayed B grade horror movie and made it his thing.

Ash vs The Evil Dead? It was on a channel (Starz) that I had up until that series aired, then my cable company took it away, undoubtedly knowing it was about to air soemthing worthwhile.

But I was a big fan of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. I would call it sort of a steampunk western, very much like The Wild, Wild West...

[Bellhorn04]

Ash vs The Evil Dead? It was on a channel (Starz) that I had up until that series aired, then my cable company took it away, undoubtedly knowing it was about to air soemthing worthwhile.

But I was a big fan of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. I would call it sort of a steampunk western, very much like The Wild, Wild West...

I was a huge fan of the original Wild Wild West series with Robert Conrad and Ross Martin.

[notin]

I was a huge fan of the original Wild Wild West series with Robert Conrad and Ross Martin.

Me too.

Really, TV never had many other good shows that mixed together so many genres and made it all work like that one did. In that respect, I think Wild Wild West and The Adventures of Brisco Couty Jr might stand alone...

[mvp 78]

Possibly the most underrated movie trilogy ...

It's really just 2 movies. Seeing Evil Dead 1 and 2 back to back is a weird experience. 2 was just basically a do over with a bigger budget.

[mvp 78]

The tv series for Evil Dead was fine.

[notin]

It's really just 2 movies. Seeing Evil Dead 1 and 2 back to back is a weird experience. 2 was just basically a do over with a bigger budget.

And some cooler scenes. How could you not love that POV chase scene through the house?

But it was a trilogy. Army of Darkness continues where Evil Dead 2 left off. It just goes in a really weird and unanticipated direction. and has one of the best tough guy lines ever. "Ash. Housewares."

[SoxHop]

And some cooler scenes. How could you not love that POV chase scene through the house?

But it was a trilogy. Army of Darkness continues where Evil Dead 2 left off. It just goes in a really weird and unanticipated direction. and has one of the best tough guy lines ever. "Ash. Housewares."

Shop S mart aint bad either. Yea, version 1 was just a weird horror movie. 2 is where Bruce made it his thing, and that is where it got really good.

[notin]

Shop S mart aint bad either. Yea, version 1 was just a weird horror movie. 2 is where Bruce made it his thing, and that is where it got really good.

Evil Dead 1 and Evil Dead 2 were clearly two versions of the same story, but for the first one, Sam Raimi had to raise money door-to-door. He had a studio budget for the second one, and he also said later he was influenced heavily by the Three Stooges. (Although he still had to keep it horror, especially since he started some odd feud with Wes Craven around this time.)

But no idea how Army of Darkness came about. Really, it's a whole new genre compared to the first two.

[mvp 78]

And some cooler scenes. How could you not love that POV chase scene through the house?

But it was a trilogy. Army of Darkness continues where Evil Dead 2 left off. It just goes in a really weird and unanticipated direction. and has one of the best tough guy lines ever. "Ash. Housewares."

No, I'm saying that Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 are the same story. Army of Darkness is the conclusion. It's just two movies. Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.

[mvp 78]

Evil Dead 1 and Evil Dead 2 were clearly two versions of the same story, but for the first one, Sam Raimi had to raise money door-to-door. He had a studio budget for the second one, and he also said later he was influenced heavily by the Three Stooges. (Although he still had to keep it horror, especially since he started some odd feud with Wes Craven around this time.)

But no idea how Army of Darkness came about. Really, it's a whole new genre compared to the first two.

If you haven't seen the alternate ending to Army of Darkness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c1hNYzHYbw

[SoxHop]

The tv series for Evil Dead was fine.

Only Ash would try to score using the Book of the Dead for it's poetry, forgetting all that has happened because of that book.

[SoxHop]

Ash vs The Evil Dead? It was on a channel (Starz) that I had up until that series aired, then my cable company took it away, undoubtedly knowing it was about to air soemthing worthwhile.

But I was a big fan of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. I would call it sort of a steampunk western, very much like The Wild, Wild West...

I saw a few episodes. I'd didn't hit me after a couple of them.

I still dig that movie with Bruce where he is fighting the god of tofu. I forget the name.

[Bellhorn04]

One thing that strikes me about the name Ash - that was also the name of the evil robot in the first Alien movie, played to perfection by the recently passed Ian Holm.

[notin]

I saw a few episodes. I'd didn't hit me after a couple of them.

I still dig that movie with Bruce where he is fighting the god of tofu. I forget the name.

My Name is Bruce

Not to be confused with They Call Me Bruce, which was a 1980’s spoof of Bruce Lee and other sports movies that I thought was funny at the time but would probably hate if I saw it today...

[mvp 78]

I saw a few episodes. I'd didn't hit me after a couple of them.

I still dig that movie with Bruce where he is fighting the god of tofu. I forget the name.

Bubba Ho-Tep?

[notin]

Bubba Ho-Tep?


No. That was against an Egyptian mummy. He’s thinking of My Name is Bruce...

[mvp 78]

No. That was against an Egyptian mummy. He’s thinking of My Name is Bruce...

Have not seen that one.