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SoxHop
04-30-2017, 01:33 PM
My wife sucks at cooking,

I think I might have mentioned this yesterday to her.

The gal just made the most amazing Japanese meal.

I appreciate my wife......

Bellhorn04
04-30-2017, 02:14 PM
In the words of Pete Townshend, 'You better you bet.'

SoxHop
04-30-2017, 02:49 PM
In the words of Pete Townshend, 'You better you bet.'

Looking this up now...

SoxHop
04-30-2017, 02:57 PM
In the words of Pete Townshend, 'You better you bet.'

ahahaha..........

There are a few songs that I will crank up the volume to the highest level when they are on.....

I've told myself that if I don't then I'm old and my better years are behind me.

The Who..... Who are You, is one of those songs...... it hit me one night high as a kite in the back of a limo with the ceiling doing all kinds of trippy lightfantastic stuff...

the whole group just jammed to the tune

NIirvana- Smells like Tean Spirit is another one........ there's a few more...

Northern Star
08-20-2017, 09:31 AM
Man Rule: Do not tell your wife she sucks at cooking.

Youk Of The Nation
08-20-2017, 10:26 AM
My wife sucks at cooking,

I think I might have mentioned this yesterday to her.

The gal just made the most amazing Japanese meal.

I appreciate my wife......

You told your wife she sucks at cooking, and the next day she makes you a very good meal?

I hope you enjoyed the arsenic.

Northern Star
08-20-2017, 03:15 PM
You told your wife she sucks at cooking, and the next day she makes you a very good meal?

I hope you enjoyed the arsenic.

Hey, anyone seen Audition?

Spudboy
08-20-2017, 07:59 PM
A man can say far worse things to a wife.

Like telling her that she is the worst piece of ass that you have ever had.

a700hitter
08-20-2017, 08:07 PM
A man can say far worse things to a wife.

Like telling her that she is the worst piece of ass that you have ever had.That reminds me of joke where a guy asks his friend whether he had told him about the worst BJ he had had. The answer: It was great.

Spudboy
08-20-2017, 08:34 PM
That reminds me of joke where a guy asks his friend whether he had told him about the worst BJ he had had. The answer: It was great.

Well, there is truth in that.

Even if there may not be any stats to prove so.

Which reminds me of the Woody Allen Line in Manhattan, I believe.

He is at a cocktail party and overhears a woman explaining to her girlfriends that he annalist had told her that she had had the wrong type of orgasm.

Woody interjects "Wow. Every orgasm I have ever had was right on the money".

a700hitter
08-20-2017, 08:37 PM
well, there is truth in that.

Even if there may not be any stats to prove so.

Which reminds me of the woody allen line in manhattan, i believe.

He is at a cocktail party and overhears a woman explaining to her girlfriends that he annalist had told her that she had had the wrong type of orgasm.

Woody interjects "wow. Every orgasm i have ever had was right on the money".lol!!!

SoxHop
08-24-2017, 10:58 PM
Man Rule: Do not tell your wife she sucks at cooking.

No...... I'm telling you......she's freakin horrible...... I mean she's the she's the worst. I've at some point gently suggested she follow a recipe using the exact measurements, and that usually succeeds if she does that. But most time she says she's going to make it her own way.............. and I get the barf bags ready.......

SoxHop
08-24-2017, 11:03 PM
You told your wife she sucks at cooking, and the next day she makes you a very good meal?

I hope you enjoyed the arsenic.

Give me the quick death from the arsenic, then the long death of my wifes "I will try to make dinner" experiments........ it's that bad............. oh god I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it......

SoxHop
08-24-2017, 11:11 PM
A man can say far worse things to a wife.

Like telling her that she is the worst piece of ass that you have ever had.

ahaha.... oh man............ that would be a month of drama right there...

a700hitter
08-24-2017, 11:20 PM
No...... I'm telling you......she's freakin horrible...... I mean she's the she's the worst. I've at some point gently suggested she follow a recipe using the exact measurements, and that usually succeeds if she does that. But most time she says she's going to make it her own way.............. and I get the barf bags ready.......Just like mama used to make... disgusting.

SoxHop
08-24-2017, 11:24 PM
Just like mama used to make... disgusting.

Love the gal. She's amazing..... but the gal could burn water.....

Youk Of The Nation
08-24-2017, 11:37 PM
Give me the quick death from the arsenic, then the long death of my wifes "I will try to make dinner" experiments........ it's that bad............. oh god I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it......

I was thinking more along the lines of small doses over time, to disguise it as natural causes. Assuming a lackadaisical medical examiner. We hear about the people who get caught, I sometimes wonder how many people get away with that.

Northern Star
08-28-2017, 06:37 PM
Give me the quick death from the arsenic

"All alone in the world?!"