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CrespoBlows · 04-02-2005, 03:43 PM

Copy and paste mean anything to you, soxfan?

Soxfan#1 · 04-02-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrespoBlows

Copy and paste mean anything to you, soxfan?

A little. The 3rd one was purely made up by a friend of mine.

DOrtiz4prez · 04-02-2005, 07:27 PM

I liked the one about the lawyer, the BMW, and the Rolex.

stocker323 · 04-02-2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soxfan#1

A little. The 3rd one was purely made up by a friend of mine.

I've heard that one or something similar to it before.

beatgirl · 04-08-2005, 11:18 AM

Every morning when my neighbor leaves for work his wife walks out to the driveway and gives him a big juicy kiss. One day my husband notices this and complains, "How come you never do that?" To which I replied, "I would but I don't know her well enough."

**yeszir** · 04-12-2005, 07:06 AM

This contest is now over, no more submissions will be accepted. The winner will be posted later on today.

**yeszir** · 04-12-2005, 04:04 PM

Winner:

Radgeta, for his:

Quote:

A man goes to the doctor.
"Whats the problem?" asks the doctor.
"Whenever I use this finger I feel immense pain," said the man holding out the finger.
"Well maybe you shouldn't use it jackass," replied the doctor

joke which was one of the few that made me laugh.

Radgeta, you have 3 days from this post to PM me and claim your prize, I believe all I need is an email address from you. If I get no PM, another joke will be chosen (and one of Element's is looking pretty good).

element1151 · 04-12-2005, 05:06 PM

Don't worry, I won't tell Rad he won!

**yeszir** · 04-17-2005, 12:39 PM

Element is the new winner since no pm was recieved from Radgeta, for his joke:

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?”

FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?”

ITALY
“I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”

GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”

SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?”

CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”

SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?"

RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”

UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”

GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”

JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”

Please PM me with your email address within 3 days. You know the deal.