08/01 Sox vs. Tampa The Carnage Continues

[Spudboy]

Kelly (2-6 , 5.94 ERA) vs. Moore (1-2 , 7.61 ERA)

 

 

After last night's beat down the scrubs from Petrograd are back for even more humiliation. The Sox may be destined for obscurity this season but they are generous lads who will do their best to share the shame with another team going nowhere.

 

Screw the Devil Rays and that s*** hole city. It's time to show the world that a team from a city known for crack whores and bad seafood is worthless.

 

Cy Kelly will go 3 2/3 innings of dominant ball followed by even more dominance by noodle arm Masterson.

 

Sox win and all is right in The Nation.

 

GO SOX!!11!!

[mvp 78]

Best thing about Sox day games now: they don't ruin your mood before you go to sleep.

[mvp 78]

These pregame shows suck.

[a700hitter]

Go Sox! Kelly is due...no?

[mvp 78]

Decent first inning for Kelly. Had good location during the Longoria AB.

[Spudboy]

A good start by Kelly would be welcome!!!

[mvp 78]

Some hard contact by Papi and Hanley. Keep swinging like this and they'll start falling in.

[Spudboy]

One would hope so.

 

Or maybe they will strike out swinging.

[mvp 78]

2 innings, 20 pitches

 

Good start for Kelly.

[Spudboy]

The rout is on.

[mvp 78]

Castillo is a bust!

[mvp 78]

Moore looks like he needs to shut it down. Post TJ Surgery Moore is pretty ugly at this point. Edited August 1, 2015 by mvp 78

[mvp 78]

Xander is the bestest...

[mvp 78]

Sunny day at Fenway, pouring rain 30 minutes south.

[mvp 78]

Kelly is cruising with a lil' help from blue.

[mvp 78]

@pgammo: With that double taken to right field, Xander Bogaerts leads AL SS in RBI, XBH and WAR

 

NOT AN ALLSTAR

[waltr]

Hard to have decent WAR when you don't have too many wins

[Spudboy]

Nice moment for Shaw.

 

Seven run rule in effect?

[waltr]

Just another BS statistic

[Spudboy]

A generous infield hit for Castillo.

 

At least he has good speed and runs to first.

[Douglas616]

Am I watching the Red Sox winning right now, or did I enter another dimension?

[mvp 78]

Wheels are coming off

[Douglas616]

Uh oh

[Douglas616]

Oh s***.

[mvp 78]

Good ol' Kelly!

 

Put him in the pen pleez.

[Spudboy]

I hate being a prophet.

[Spudboy]

Need two more Cy.

[Spudboy]

Good job.

 

I was wrong, thankfully.

[NativeBostonian]

I don't know why we need to see more of Kelly. We already know he isn't a starter. Either cut him, or try him in the bullpen.

[BigPapi]

He started off solid today ( although the ump certainly did give him some calls on the outside of the plate) and still turns into this. Is there any other pitcher in the al who consistently gives up four or more runs a start than kelly this year? Jesus.