Did Sammy Sosa go to jail or something?

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

So many brain cells I'll never get back.

[Porcupine penis]

Originally Posted by italstallianion

I thought it'd make me more of a man to want to plow that drunk skanky chick at the party. I think there's a difference between rockin to "brush your teeth with a bottle of jack" than to be rolling with Lady Gaga's sexually amibigious tunes.

Why would you want to even have sex with her? She has literally had sex with pretty much everyone and anyone.

My sister unfortunately watches MTV alot and there was an interview with her and she straight up said and this is a quote I had to look up from the article



When asked if she has time for a love life, she explained:

"Not at all. Not even a little bit. But I have special friends all over the world in different cities, so that helps. I'll go out for a drink. I'll take a bubble bath and drink some wine with a cute boy and have sex, simple as that. All I'm concerned about is going on the most kickass world tour in the world. That's what I want to do. There aren't celebrities that I necessarily have a thing for. I'm into metal dudes with long hair, big beards, motorcycles, that love heavy metal and who are good at sex."

add in she also claims to have sex with a ghost and imagine all the STD's she has, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole, not that she isn't good looking (shes decent, not hot), but just because of how big of a slut she is.

[Divinity]

Originally Posted by italstallianion

I thought it'd make me more of a man to want to plow that drunk skanky chick at the party. I think there's a difference between rockin to "brush your teeth with a bottle of jack" than to be rolling with Lady Gaga's sexually amibigious tunes.
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I used to think Ke$ha was a hottie, but I had a change of heart after seeing her in a bikini and without makeup.

[italstallianion]

She's actually not too bad imo. I thought she'd look like a skinny anorexic crack whore. I was surprised that there was some meat on those bones. (Giggity)

[Porcupine penis]

Just an FYI, every celebrity has pictures of her that make her look ugly. I think most the time Kesha looks at least above average, like a 7/10 or so. The bottom picture is when she was in high school BTW, shes obviously matured since then, considering she is like 25 now.

Just saying, shes still a huge whore though.

[Divinity]

Originally Posted by Porcupine penis

Just an FYI, every celebrity has pictures of her that make her look ugly. I think most the time Kesha looks at least above average, like a 7/10 or so. The bottom picture is when she was in high school BTW, shes obviously matured since then, considering she is like 25 now.

Just saying, shes still a huge whore though.

She looks decent with makeup on, but she's definitely not a natural beauty. If she was a random chick that looked like this I probably wouldn't approach her.

(here's a more recent pic btw I don't see a huge improvement from the high school one)

[Emmz]

She's just kind of guyish looking even with makeup on.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Out of all the white girl celebrities, why in the fuck would any man go for Ke$ha? She doesn't even cut the top 100

[rjortiz]

I'd do her.

[Palodios]

Originally Posted by RedSoxfanforlife305

Out of all the white girl celebrities, why in the fuck would any man go for Ke$ha? She doesn't even cut the top 100

Probably because most white girl celebrities aren't easy.

[Porcupine penis]

Originally Posted by Palodios

Probably because most white girl celebrities aren't easy.

Lets face it, the odds of one of us sleeping with Kate Upton and Kesha are about the same, regardless of how easy Kesha appears to be.

[Porcupine penis]

Originally Posted by Divinity

She looks decent with makeup on, but she's definitely not a natural beauty. If she was a random chick that looked like this I probably wouldn't approach her.

(here's a more recent pic btw I don't see a huge improvement from the high school one)

Well obviously, but a lot of celebrities are fake, Id still say with makeup and etc shes still decent. Like I think shes hotter than some celebrities like Nicki Minaj and Carrie Underwood

(had to remove pic by the way, cant post links even though it wasn't mine)

[Jasonbay44]

Originally Posted by Porcupine penis

Well obviously, but a lot of celebrities are fake, Id still say with makeup and etc shes still decent. Like I think shes hotter than some celebrities like Nicki Minaj and Carrie Underwood

(had to remove pic by the way, cant post links even though it wasn't mine)

Carrie Underwood is way hotter than Ke$ha, like its not even close.

[Porcupine penis]

Not really, I actually think shes pretty unnatractive and really overrated, she has a huge nose.

[Jasonbay44]

If you really think that, I can't help but assume you are gay.