New Job - Talksox

**Youk Of The Nation** · 04-14-2008, 09:39 PM

Since I got back I've been working part-time for my stepdad doing clerical work in his office.

Today, I got hired by Securitas USA...and guess what my posting is going to be?

The ESPN Building in Bristol, CT.

I can finally, finally punch Joe Morgan in the head.

Thumper · 04-14-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation

I can finally, finally punch Joe Morgan in the head.

If you do this... A porterhouse and a round of beer is on me the next time you're in New Orleans.

VandaleIndustries · 04-15-2008, 12:22 AM

You're going to waste your ONE GOOD HIT ON JOE MORGAN??!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!

Good LORD, son, get Stuart Scott for me! "Yo, yo, yo homie, I talked to my dawg on the sideline and he says fo shizzle in the nizzle, and I'm the whitest black guy ever."

Please, for the love of GOD get Stuart Scott, and make it count, I don't want him limping away from anything.

Coco's Disciples · 04-15-2008, 07:04 AM

Awesome. And yes, if you hit Joe Morgan, you are immortalized here.

**schillingouttheks** · 04-15-2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Coco's Disciples

Awesome. And yes, if you hit Joe Morgan, you are immortalized here.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is he not already immortalized here??

26 to 6 · 04-15-2008, 10:24 AM

Off the wood Tarzan! haha jp

But yeah, that would be AWESOME. I say a Scott Van Peldt (sp?) ass-kicxking is in order. Stuart Scott is a viable candidate, I would also consider Steve Phillips and Skip Bayless if he ever makes an appearance up there. I would love to see someone lay Skippy out.

**Youk Of The Nation** · 04-15-2008, 11:22 AM

*takes notes*

I'll have to turn into some kind of kung-fu whirlwind of fists, kicks, and headbutts to get all of them at once.

Coco's Disciples · 04-15-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by schillingouttheks

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is he not already immortalized here??

He would be...godly?

See Red · 04-15-2008, 04:39 PM

Yeah, definetely take out Stuart Scott's other eye for me.

**Youk Of The Nation** · 04-16-2008, 11:37 PM

I have decided what I shall do
When I see Stuart Scott walking through
With a howl to the sky
I shall pluck out his eye
And scream "TALKSOX, THIS IS FOR YOU!"

**schillingouttheks** · 04-17-2008, 02:44 PM

Part of me doesn't want Ortiz to hit a homer all year just so I can read the hilarious poetry you have to share.

rician blast · 04-17-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation

Since I got back I've been working part-time for my stepdad doing clerical work in his office.

Today, I got hired by Securitas USA...and guess what my posting is going to be?

The ESPN Building in Bristol, CT.

I can finally, finally punch Joe Morgan in the head.

Ahhh, Bristol, Ct. One of our valued sesspools. I live about 20 miles southeast of Bristol. If you need a heads up on local establishments, the music scene, gin mills and houses of ill-repute, let me know.

YAZMAN · 04-21-2008, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation

*takes notes*

I'll have to turn into some kind of kung-fu whirlwind of fists, kicks, and headbutts to get all of them at once.

You need to be Chuck Norris Of The Nation for a day.

Mr Crunchy · 04-22-2008, 08:48 AM

i was sipping bloody marys in the espn zone in time square early 1 morning or late 1 nite depending on your POV and i was within 10 feet of Joe Morgan behind the glass getting ready to be interviewed....
i knock on the glass
""HEY....JOE....AYYYYYYYY JOE.....HEY LOOK AT ME JOE....bam bam bam bam
(i whack the glass) ""sir come with us please"" and i get escorted down 3 flights of stairs and out into the ny morning wondering why he wouldnt acknowledge me...
i want a tooth
i'll pay 200.00 a tooth,1000.00 for an ear and i'll send you to grad school if you get 1 of those bulging eye balls