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05-01-2008, 08:34 PM
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Roger Clemens jokes???
Who's got em? I heard a good one on the radio today:
What do Roger Clemens and black jack dealers have in common?
They both hit on 15.
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05-01-2008, 09:10 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
The one in my sig isn't so much a joke as it is a fact.
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05-01-2008, 09:33 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
28LOL: Excuse me, ma'am? I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. Your voice is...well it's breathtaking. What's your name?
Mork&Mindy: mindy mccready
28LOL: Mindy? What a beautiful name.
Mork&Mindy: lol
28LOL: Wow, and forward too! You better be careful, I'm a tiger.
Mork&Mindy: i am 15 year old do u have candy
28LOL: 18? Wow, you look at least 30.
Mork&Mindy: i am 15 year old
28LOL: Yeah, I heard you. 18. Sooo, what say we go back to my place?
Mork&Mindy: do u have funny pills
28LOL: Love at first sight
From the Dugout.
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05-01-2008, 10:03 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
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Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation
28LOL: Excuse me, ma'am? I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. Your voice is...well it's breathtaking. What's your name?
Mork&Mindy: mindy mccready
28LOL: Mindy? What a beautiful name.
Mork&Mindy: lol
28LOL: Wow, and forward too! You better be careful, I'm a tiger.
Mork&Mindy: i am 15 year old do u have candy
28LOL: 18? Wow, you look at least 30.
Mork&Mindy: i am 15 year old
28LOL: Yeah, I heard you. 18. Sooo, what say we go back to my place?
Mork&Mindy: do u have funny pills
28LOL: Love at first sight
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That one's really funny if you read it with Chris Hensen's (Hansen??? Hensen....? Can't remember, a or e, either way...) voice.
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05-08-2008, 03:16 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
There surprisingly does not seem to be a ton of Clemens jokes out there yet...I did, uhhhh, "find" this stupid one:
Why did Roger Clemens cross the road?
To get to the other side, cuz there were steroids and whores over there.
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05-08-2008, 03:21 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
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Originally Posted by rician blast
There surprisingly does not seem to be a ton of Clemens jokes out there yet...I did, uhhhh, "find" this stupid one:
Why did Roger Clemens cross the road?
To get to the other side, cuz there were steroids and whores over there.
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Thats fucking awful.
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05-08-2008, 04:12 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
LOL
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05-08-2008, 04:46 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
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Originally Posted by rician blast
There surprisingly does not seem to be a ton of Clemens jokes out there yet...I did, uhhhh, "find" this stupid one:
Why did Roger Clemens cross the road?
To get to the other side, cuz there were steroids and whores over there.
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Funny isn't it??
I'm so bent right now guys so all I have to say is FUCK the Yankee-haters. 2008 AL East Champs will be the NY Yankees! Quote it, remember it, etch it in stone I don't give a shit we got this nigggasss!
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05-09-2008, 04:26 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
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Thats fucking awful.
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05-11-2008, 07:15 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
There are unconfirmed reports the two met when she requested a math tutor. He told her he can show her 28 goes into 15 more than once.....
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05-11-2008, 07:33 PM
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Re: Roger Clemens jokes???
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Originally Posted by VandaleIndustries
There are unconfirmed reports the two met when she requested a math tutor. He told her he can show her 28 goes into 15 more than once.....
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Not bad
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