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[The Campfighter]

Originally Posted by RedSoxfanforlife305

I don't know what the fuck happened, but this 500 dollar laptop is about to be destroyed. I took out my laptop for class and microsoft word just won't open. So I decided to write today's notes on paper. However, I have a research paper due Wednesday. If I can't open Microsoft Word, there's a big problem. Anyone good with computers that can give me a solution because youtube and google have failed miserably. If I wasn't watching so many beautiful women on campus right now, I'd go insane.

Run a good virus scan and if nothing shows up, reinstall Office?

[JohnShaft]

Originally Posted by RedSoxfanforlife305

I don't know what the fuck happened, but this 500 dollar laptop is about to be destroyed. I took out my laptop for class and microsoft word just won't open. So I decided to write today's notes on paper. However, I have a research paper due Wednesday. If I can't open Microsoft Word, there's a big problem. Anyone good with computers that can give me a solution because youtube and google have failed miserably. If I wasn't watching so many beautiful women on campus right now, I'd go insane.

Relax, its no biggie. Just get a knife and hold it to the throat of the class swot. Tell him it's death or your assignment. He'll pick the assignment if you're convincing enough. If he doesn't do it just rape his grandmother so he knows for the next time.

Glad I could help kid.

[The Campfighter]

Originally Posted by JohnShaft

Relax, its no biggie. Just get a knife and hold it to the throat of the class swot. Tell him it's death or your assignment. He'll pick the assignment if you're convincing enough. If he doesn't do it just rape his grandmother so he knows for the next time.

Glad I could help kid.

Or that...

[mvp 78]

Just write your paper on a computer at the library?

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

I already had my paper written on my laptop. I only needed to add a couple more things. I also have all my humanities notes on there and it's be a bitch to rewrite them on paper from someone else. No worries, I have to mess around with the control panel and repair it. Thank god cause I wouldn't know what to do.

[The Campfighter]

It's illegal for businesses to discriminate on the basis of color, but what about when the customer wants to discriminate against the business? Should an apparent neo-Nazi be allowed to request that no black nurses handle his baby? Should the nurse be allowed to sue the hospital for agreeing to his request?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...anted/1928253/

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Originally Posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

I need a breathalyzer on my debit card.

I need Chase to block my card from buying so much outside food. It's so hard to stay away from it.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

You know what, I think I'm just gonna swear off pizza. Had one today for the first time in a while, and honestly it just grossed me out and I've been feeling like a bloated fuck ever since. I have this nasty kind of heartburn where in addition to regular heartburn it feels like there's a cloud and chunks of shit in my chest clogging everything up, and it's giving me a horrible taste in my mouth as well. Almost ten hours later it was impossible for me to work out. So no more.

[VA Sox Fan]

Originally Posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

You know what, I think I'm just gonna swear off pizza. Had one today for the first time in a while, and honestly it just grossed me out and I've been feeling like a bloated fuck ever since. I have this nasty kind of heartburn where in addition to regular heartburn it feels like there's a cloud and chunks of shit in my chest clogging everything up, and it's giving me a horrible taste in my mouth as well. Almost ten hours later it was impossible for me to work out. So no more.

Was it an entire pizza? If so, that might explain it.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Ordered a full one. Four for brunch, four reheated for dinner.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

How dare you be so disrespectful to pizza.

[a700hitter]

Originally Posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

You know what, I think I'm just gonna swear off pizza. Had one today for the first time in a while, and honestly it just grossed me out and I've been feeling like a bloated fuck ever since. I have this nasty kind of heartburn where in addition to regular heartburn it feels like there's a cloud and chunks of shit in my chest clogging everything up, and it's giving me a horrible taste in my mouth as well. Almost ten hours later it was impossible for me to work out. So no more.

Defeated by pizza. I'm guessing that a NY Deli pastrami sandwich would kill you.

[italstallianion]

Originally Posted by a700hitter

Defeated by pizza. I'm guessing that a NY Deli pastrami sandwich would kill you.

That's one thing this fat guy is immune too. I might die from obesity but I won't die from random foods.

I'm not fat I'm just American sized.

[a700hitter]

Originally Posted by italstallianion

That's one thing this fat guy is immune too. I might die from obesity but I won't die from random foods.

I'm not fat I'm just American sized.

[seabeachfred]

Originally Posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

You know what, I think I'm just gonna swear off pizza. Had one today for the first time in a while, and honestly it just grossed me out and I've been feeling like a bloated fuck ever since. I have this nasty kind of heartburn where in addition to regular heartburn it feels like there's a cloud and chunks of shit in my chest clogging everything up, and it's giving me a horrible taste in my mouth as well. Almost ten hours later it was impossible for me to work out. So no more.

Couldn't help laugh a little reading your post because I get the same way when I eat any more than two slices of the stuff. Hell, I'm Italian-American but I can't stand pizza except maybe one or twice a month. After I eat the stuff I actually think I have an army of cruds marching in my stomach. I read somewhere a few months back that pizza is actually the single post popular food in this country. Whoopty do, let the others induldge themselves, we know better.