Anyone know any "Yo Momma" jokes? - Talksox

Moose · 06-03-2005, 08:34 PM

Anyone?

YanksHater213 · 06-03-2005, 08:52 PM

Please, hundreds...

Your mommas so fat that...
...she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
...her belt size is the equator
...every time she turns around its her birthday
...when she steps on a scale it said humans only please

I know many more, just too lazy to type them. And I remember back in 6th grade it was cool to add "Your Mom" after everything. So someone would say something like "Did you guys catch the sox game last night?" Then the other kid would say, "Yeah, I bet your mom did. HAhAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Yeah, thats pretty much how people used to roll when I was in 6th grade too, and if I remember right, it was pretty hilarious at the time too, just not anymore.

**yeszir** · 06-03-2005, 09:31 PM

Welcome to 1992.

Soxfan#1 · 06-04-2005, 02:34 PM

yomama.com

Yo mama so stupid she snuck into a free concert.

**schillingouttheks** · 06-04-2005, 05:15 PM

Please...I know many too, but I don't see too much humor in them.

Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so fat her picture fell of the wall.

Moose · 06-04-2005, 09:49 PM

Yo momma so dumb, she didn't "delete" you while you were in your third trimester.

JohnnyDug · 06-23-2005, 09:21 PM

Your momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and you missed three episodes.

BigPapiEnFuego · 06-24-2005, 07:31 PM

yo mamma is so gay she made this joke