Bad Jokes thread - Page 2 - Talksox

Mr Crunchy · 02-15-2007, 03:24 PM

3 men were captured in new guinea by head hunters
the chief gave these men an option
boingy boingy or death

the 1st man says
i'll take boingy boingy
a 7'0 man with a 16 inch cock takes him from behind and reams his ass raw till he had internal bleeding

the 2nd man is now terrified but he has a family
""i'll take boingy boingy"" he replies
another 7'0 warlord appears with an ivory pierced dick and he bends this guy over and goes to town on him till his stomach and rectum became 1......

the 3rd man,a lifelong marine with no family wasnt fazed by any of this
I'LL TAKE DEATH YOU HEATHEN MOTHER FUCKERS

the tribal chief is shocked,he looks around at his people who are all confused
and announces
VERY WELL,DEATH IT WILL BE

but 1st we do boingy boingy

**yeszir** · 02-15-2007, 08:53 PM

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
-"Keep the tip"

HeadOfSoxNation · 02-15-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by yeszir

What's the hardest part about roller blading?

-Telling your dad you're gay.

Not even stupid, just pretty funny in my opinion.

What's that from?? My roommate said that the other day and we couldn't remember.

CrespoBlows · 02-15-2007, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yeszir

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
-"Keep the tip"

Good God.

**yeszir** · 02-15-2007, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrespoBlows

Good God.

Plenty more where that came from!

Anuj09 · 02-15-2007, 11:05 PM

so an indian guy walks to lunch from his office when he meets up with his buddy who exclaims "Haha hey i saw you and your wife doin it last night!"
the indian man scratches his beard then states: HAHHAHA I wasnt home last night!

rician blast · 02-16-2007, 09:39 AM

Why'd they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off at center ice.

Did ya hear the butcher's wife backed into the meat grinder?
Disaster.

Blind man walks into a bar, guide dog by his side.

-He picks up the dog, over his head, and starts swinging it around and around by the leash.
-Bartender is appalled and says "Hey Buddy, what the fk are you doing?"
-Blind man says "Just looking around."

jacksonianmarch · 02-16-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Crunchy

3 men were captured in new guinea by head hunters
the chief gave these men an option
boingy boingy or death

the 1st man says
i'll take boingy boingy
a 7'0 man with a 16 inch cock takes him from behind and reams his ass raw till he had internal bleeding

the 2nd man is now terrified but he has a family
""i'll take boingy boingy"" he replies
another 7'0 warlord appears with an ivory pierced dick and he bends this guy over and goes to town on him till his stomach and rectum became 1......

the 3rd man,a lifelong marine with no family wasnt fazed by any of this
I'LL TAKE DEATH YOU HEATHEN MOTHER FUCKERS

the tribal chief is shocked,he looks around at his people who are all confused
and announces
VERY WELL,DEATH IT WILL BE

but 1st we do boingy boingy

that is funny shit.

jacksonianmarch · 02-16-2007, 11:53 AM

what do you call 3 naked dude sitting on top of each other?

scrotum pole

TheKilo · 02-16-2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksonianmarch

what do you call 3 naked dude sitting on top of each other?

Friday night at your house?

jacksonianmarch · 02-16-2007, 12:22 PM

ba dum chhhhhhh

One Red Seat · 02-16-2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKilo

Friday night at your house?

Very well played.

HeadOfSoxNation · 02-16-2007, 02:40 PM

Girls with big boobs work at Hooters...girls with one leg work at IHOP.

Soxfan#1 · 02-16-2007, 03:01 PM

two court attorneys were walking out of a bar and a hot chick walks by. One of the attorneys turns to his associate and says "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?

RedRuffing15 · 02-16-2007, 03:02 PM

-Knock Knock

Whos There?

-Dwyane

Dwyane Who?

-Dwyane the bathtub, Im drowning