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Old 01-22-2008, 07:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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....to all hot and sexy female Red Sox fans living in New York or surrounding areas. I have to admit, I got the hots for you gals more than the girls for my beloved Yankees. Something about that jersey just gets my blood up. Couple that with an obscenely high testosterone level...well, you get the picture.

So, if you are interested in living life on the edge, look me up.

I just couldn't resist....

[This may have been about the most honest post I've ever written].
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ladies ladies ladies! Calm downnnnnnn. There's plenty of Gom to go around...enough of the pushing and shoving...
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!

I couldn't resist.
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Old 02-02-2008, 12:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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jesus christ gom
i admire your brass cojones but ahh well anyways....
you ever arrange a meeting with a strange female and then discover upon introduction her picture was 15yrs and 150lbs ago?
i met 1 woman from a sox site and another i got the skinny on
both were just wonderful company
ive also met a couple of great kids from vt ,1 we took to jamaica 12hours after we met
the other took me to a yanx sox matinee after he got out of the airforce and visited every park in the country.....great experiences and i consider these men essentially family..
of course there was a bad scene involved with a psychopathic elderly woman who fell in love with the airman and stirred up a lot of shit but all in all i had great luck meeting strangers on these sports forums but i keep everything in perspective.
1 guy we met had an apt over boston beer works which was sweet
yaz and rician are 2 former studs from connecticut,both my age and we're all raising sons and daughters of the same age group while we age gracefully
we've been together for our 5th year come spring.
others have come and gone but all in all its been real fun for me personally

imagine a yankee fan from jersey mailing me,a stranger he never met,200.00 bucks to chip in for opening day tickets for the airman who was desperate to get into the banner raising opener in 05....thru the old herald site i collected enuff money for the ticket which if i recall i paid over a grand for and then took the airman and his brand new wife from oklahoma to the north end for dinner at massamino's..

im not bragging but i could tell we made their trip a smashing success

when they say its better to give than recieve they were talking about our crew coming thru for this kid and his bride without ever laying eyes on him or knowing anything outside his posts on the sox...
would any of you consider giving up tix the day they raised the banner for the 1st time in 86yrs to a stranger you met online?
try explaining to your 45 yr old wife why im getting mail from every state on the east coast from ft lauderdale to ft kent with checks ranging from 15-250.00 vucks with all kinds of shit on the envelopes?

anyways after the yanks won game 3 he posted a work of art about it not being over and even if they get swept hes still in love with the sox...i cant do it justice but it would make most of you cry if you read it.....
someones got it saved somewhere
i on the other hand left a 20 minute message with my friend screaming about humiliation,the franchise being moved to memphis and how soccer will now be my focus each april as we went down 3-0 and gave up 19runs...

i guess my point is i would tread lightly if i had a 1on1 contact with a strange chick but if its the boys getting together for a beer or a ballgame its more relaxing

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didnt you and brad gangbang red hat upstairs in beerworks?
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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didnt you and brad gangbang red hat upstairs in beerworks?
Jesus- i read this post and am thinking "this is really nice" and then I get to the last line and spit out my food.

I get nostalgic when I think of the old BH days. Honestly that was such a great place to post. I've never read so many funny things, and I personally haven't been as funny in writing since.

The last time I talked to Brad was the sox yank game i took my dad to- Schill and Clem, the same day as the week 2 chargers pats game. I called him to come get a beer with me but his dad got him a ticket to the Chargers shellacking.

When are you taking me to Jamaica again? I tried to convince Chris but he doesn't tan as well as we do so it was a tough sell.

And for the record...
Brad and I wanted to gangbang Red Hat but she was about 9 months into an attempt to re-grow her hymen so we had to settle for rimjobs while we jerked each other off in the mirror.


You sick fukk.

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Old 02-03-2008, 12:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Uh yeah. I would say the old place had an impact on me as well. If you had told me five years ago how much of an impact I would have laughed and laughed. Not to mention, without question, just driving up to NYC to meet a bunch of people I had never seen but considered almost family at that point to go to a game in The Bronx....including the airman (I can find that post game 3 quote BTW), and also a portly fellow of great humor. Not to mention a heart of gold Yankee buddy and I never thought those words would ever come out of my mouth. Brad I'm sure I'll be hearing from as soon as FBB starts up again. I miss that Pring-Wilson thread. That place was rare and a mecca for self-expression and it's sad it got so screwed up by a few loons. Rose. Not mentioning any names.

The other place screwed the pooch too..but that was just like a bunch of friends sitting at a bar...I still try to refresh the page every once in awhile for nostalgia purposes.

I'm still waiting for the lawsuit from Disenchanted...the famed motivational speaker from New Mexico.
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Old 02-03-2008, 11:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Brad and I wanted to gangbang Red Hat but she was about 9 months into an attempt to re-grow her hymen so we had to settle for rimjobs while we jerked each other off in the mirror.
I thought Red strapped on her bat utility belt and did you while Brad violated Mrs. Paul?

BH was like the wild west of message boards. (space)speck for President, LaB for Surgeon General.

BTW, I was "TaB", with the sig "only comes in a pink can" on the political forum.
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