Mr. Potato Head returns. - Talksox

Spudboy · 12-07-2012, 06:21 AM

Greetings Talksox! What's the haps? How has everyone been? Has Dojji blown a load finally because the Sox have acquired Napoli? This is my burning question and the primary reason for my cameo return. Where is a700? Is he still being a pseudo douche? (Just kidding Ted!) Have Youk and Emmz gotten hitched yet? Have all those obnoxious turds that infested Talksox last year been purged? I hope so! Is Coco a U.S. Senator yet? Is Yeszir farm raising tilapia (sp) and making a fortune? Where is that wise ass dipre? What the fuck has been going on?

Emmz · 12-07-2012, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Spudboy

Greetings Talksox! What's the haps? How has everyone been? Has Dojji blown a load finally because the Sox have acquired Napoli? This is my burning question and the primary reason for my cameo return. Where is a700? Is he still being a pseudo douche? (Just kidding Ted!) Have Youk and Emmz gotten hitched yet? Have all those obnoxious turds that infested Talksox last year been purged? I hope so! Is Coco a U.S. Senator yet? Is Yezir farm raising tilapia (sp) and making a fortune? Where is that wise ass dipre? What the fuck has been going on?

1. Probably

2. New York, I assume

3. Yes, he's still "The King of Talksox". Kidding, Ted.

4. No.

5. Muggah and popsie did, the others are still here.

6. I assume he is, and that's why he doesn't post. He probably hasn't even heard about Napoli yet.

7. Perhaps.

8. He got deported. Jk, he just has a new user name.

RedSoxfanforlife305 · 12-07-2012, 07:22 AM

I was gonna welcome you back, but you didn't mention me in your post, so fuck you.

Spudboy · 12-07-2012, 11:11 AM

Sorry Mike! I could not mention everyone! Hi Emily!

I am really interested in what the Sox are doing in the off season. This is really my reason for reemerging in Talksox.

In case any of you want to ask me about what I am up to, here, preemptively, are some answers.

No, I am not married just yet. But things are looking good on that front. My girl is probably the only woman in Ukraine that wears a Sox shirt and cap. I'd post a photo or two to provide evidence and amusement for all but she is very private and does not trust the interwebs. Truthfully, I'm pussy whipped.

No, I am not currently residing in Europe. Although I may be spending some time in central Russia very soon. At least they have good vodka in Siberia unlike that shit hole St. Petersburg!

I lost over 150 pounds last year and have not found them fortunately.

On the self improvement front, I tried Rogain but that shit accelerated the loss of my hair. Presently, I have 14 remaining hairs on my squash. All inside my ears and nose. Fuck. One of my attorneys is pursuing a suit against Ron Jeremy. Those pills did nothing to increase my male presence. Oh well.

I have all but stopped drinking vodka. Now I drink really good cheap Shiraz ( that's wine Mike ) from Trader Joe's.

That's about it. How the hell is everybody?

a700hitter · 12-07-2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spudboy

Sorry Mike! I could not mention everyone! Hi Emily!

I am really interested in what the Sox are doing in the off season. This is really my reason for reemerging in Talksox.

In case any of you want to ask me about what I am up to, here, preemptively, are some answers.

No, I am not married just yet. But things are looking good on that front. My girl is probably the only woman in Ukraine that wears a Sox shirt and cap. I'd post a photo or two to provide evidence and amusement for all but she is very private and does not trust the interwebs. Truthfully, I'm pussy whipped.

No, I am not currently residing in Europe. Although I may be spending some time in central Russia very soon. At least they have good vodka in Siberia unlike that shit hole St. Petersburg!

I lost over 150 pounds last year and have not found them fortunately.

On the self improvement front, I tried Rogain but that shit accelerated the loss of my hair. Presently, I have 14 remaining hairs on my squash. All inside my ears and nose. Fuck. One of my attorneys is pursuing a suit against Ron Jeremy. Those pills did nothing to increase my male presence. Oh well.

I have all but stopped drinking vodka. Now I drink really good cheap Shiraz ( that's wine Mike ) from Trader Joe's.

That's about it. How the hell is everybody?

Hey Spud,

How have you been. We've missed you around here. The King needs a jester. Seriously, are you leaving the country? We reelect the commie socialist ideologue that you have always wanted and you leave the country.

How's your family doing? Your son is going to MIT? How's your daughter? Is the ex giving you any problems? Did you ever get anywhere with that lawsuit for the personal injury when you got clobbered by that door. You see, we have questions too.

jacksonianmarch · 12-07-2012, 02:29 PM

what's dipre's new user name? I havent been able to spot him since I am not on here much anymore

RedSoxfanforlife305 · 12-07-2012, 03:09 PM

This guy http://www.talksox.com/forum/members/1381.html

RedSoxfanforlife305 · 12-07-2012, 03:09 PM

Whoops, wrong person http://www.talksox.com/forum/members/1387.html

jacksonianmarch · 12-07-2012, 05:49 PM

Is that supposed to concern me? I just want to know where Dipre is, but now it looks pretty obvious since dupree is around. I like Dipre and am glad he's back

mvp 78 · 12-07-2012, 07:10 PM

Gom is Lord Snow?

Palodios · 12-07-2012, 07:48 PM

Welcome back!

User Name? · 12-07-2012, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jacksonianmarch

Is that supposed to concern me? I just want to know where Dipre is, but now it looks pretty obvious since dupree is around. I like Dipre and am glad he's back

I've been back for a while as User Name?

mvp 78 · 12-07-2012, 10:13 PM

Come at me bro!

RedSoxfanforlife305 · 12-08-2012, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jacksonianmarch

Is that supposed to concern me? I just want to know where Dipre is, but now it looks pretty obvious since dupree is around. I like Dipre and am glad he's back

I just like taking shots at you whenever I can, nothing personal. Sadly, ORS isn't here to maintain such a fine job at doing so.

Spudboy · 12-08-2012, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by a700hitter

Hey Spud,

How have you been. We've missed you around here. The King needs a jester. Seriously, are you leaving the country? We reelect the commie socialist ideologue that you have always wanted and you leave the country.

How's your family doing? Your son is going to MIT? How's your daughter? Is the ex giving you any problems? Did you ever get anywhere with that lawsuit for the personal injury when you got clobbered by that door. You see, we have questions too.

Howdy Ted! My Son is still at U Mass Amherst. He took last year off. He is doing really well in Chemical Engineering. At this point he has shelved the idea of transferring to M.I.T.. He is thinking of going there for grad school / PhD. Although now since U Mass School of Chemical Engineering is ranked the second best school in the country behind only M.I.T., he may just stay in Amherst. Who knows? The evil ex is always up to something. Most recently she stole my Daughter's iphone so I had to drop $600. on a new phone for her. It never ends with her. NEVER marry a Russian woman!!!!! Fucking sociopath.
There is no suit ( yet ). My attorney is working on a settlement at the moment. My back is really fucked. Two fractured lumbar vertebrae, two bulging discs, torn ligaments, and neuropathy. Chronic back pain is a pain in the ass! My daughter is doing really well. If I can figure out how to do it, I'll post a video of her playing the piano or horsing around with her degenerate Father. Maybe I'll just post a link to Youtube. Anyway, good to be back.