Big Brown

[VA Sox Fan]

Two down one to go for the Triple crown for Big Brown. He just won The Preakness.

[Mr Crunchy]

ya
i had 70/70/70 on his and it paid........49.00
my wife had the horse who placed for 10 10 10 and she cleared 140.00.
want to come up for the race lynda?
i think my sister in law is in west virginia that weekend and me and chris are going in with my tribe....you must own 1 of those cool hats i see the daughters of kentucky wear dont you?

[One Red Seat]

I may be dating myself, but one of the few voices that make a sporting event feel important is Brent Musberger's. He kind of annoyed me when I was younger, but he's been around so long that he's grown on me. Glad he is there today at the Belmont.

[One Red Seat]

And they are off....

[Coco's Disciples]

Lost.

[See Red]

Good. I've learned to dislike the trainer, Dutrow.

[yeszir]

He fell soooooooo far behind. I switched over from the Patriot on cinemax to watch it.

[Mr Crunchy]

and i was there for this historical meltdown
want to discuss disappointment?
how about 100,000 hot dog juice sweating degenerates braving 100 degree temps in the stands to watch.....
beers were 7.00 which i expect
5.00 for a poland spring water which was flying off the shelf,the paramedics had their hands full with the fat fucks collapsing at every set of stairs...most of them women,even a few little kids,i saw a paramedic stick an ice cube into a babys ass who was over heating...
but the beautiful thing,the thing that seperates nyers from the rest of humanity,the real gigantic ball kicking occured when the powers that be shut off the cold running water so the fans couldnt fill their water bottles up for free.
thats good business
but when 100,000 people cant flush toilets over a 5 hour day at the races??
ya,thats nice,it dont stop em from shitting in the toilets even when they were overflowing.
i was taking a leak in the jam packed urinal, lines ran 25 men and women deep
5000 people at a time in the bathroom,this wasnt the park avenue women....
thats right,women in the urinal lines
next to me was jacinta from yonkers,who may have had a cock,im not sure what she pulled out of her pants but i never saw anything remotely resembling a vagina or the package that comes with it...anyways shes got her back turned to the urinal
she dropped her drawers and let it go right next to me,all i could do was humm tom jones ""shes a lady"" for the rest of the day..
""
Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.

naturally i was attracted to such a gift to the male species.
i fucked her in the parking lot about an hour after the race and my addage that i swear by is i wont stick my dick in anything im not willing to stick my tongue in....
think about that for a moment
if you're disgusted you shouldnt be
what are you prepared to sacrifice 1st,your dick or your tongue?

back to the race.

i bought a 10.00 souvenir program for my daughter,my buddy took it into the mens room to use the toilet...
he comes storming out 15 minutes later holding his belly with extreme tenderness
""THERE WAS SHIT A FOOT DEEP IN THE BATHROOM STALLS,I THOUGHT ID GIVE THE JANITOR A GIFT SO I TOSSED THE PROGRAM IN THE SHITTER..ANYONE GOT A PAIR OF SOX I CAN BORROW""
how does the state of ny get away with this?
i guess its because the avg nyer has no problem being ankle deep in human feces.
add this misery to the fact that the horse finished last,dead fucking last on the big stage and i still cant believe there wasnt a riot or at least a good old fashioned beating.
shame on the nyaa and the douchebags who ordered the water shut off
i havent read the ny papers yet today but i hope they mention this outrage.

monday mornings are difficult

[One Red Seat]

Heard about a guy on the radio who bought a Big Brown triple crown ticket early this year in Vegas. Put $300 down at 200-1 odds - $60K payoff looming. I wonder how his Saturday afternoon went?

[Mr Crunchy]

i been handicapping horses since i was 10
i am no better than any other giabrone when it comes to the sport of kings but i am also well versed on the subject so i wont embarass myself in conversation.
the idea of laying 1-4 on a horse would normally make me laff at the concept
but this horse was so much better than the rest of the field this spring theres just no way he could lose,none at all.....
let that be a lesson for the people who never say never.