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05-16-2008, 02:30 PM
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DFA Ellsbury
Join Date: Apr 17 2006
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The Ten Types of Red Sox Fans
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story...129?spin051608
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7. The lady Red Sox fan
In brief: Loves the Sox, is a girl.
Favorite Sox: JAAACOOOOBEEEEEEEE!
Most cherished souvenir: Photo of left boob signed by Bronson Arroyo.
Recent statement: "Caitlin, it's Kritsin. Me and Caitlin and Kristy and Kristin are gonna go ovah to Jacoby's girlfriend's house and toilet papah her cah again!"
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05-16-2008, 07:43 PM
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All-Star
Join Date: Oct 30 2006
Location: Huizen, Netherlands
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Re: The Ten Types of Red Sox Fans
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10. The displaced Red Sox fan
In brief: Grew up in New England, now lives elsewhere. Still closely follows the Red Sox, goes to Boston-friendly bars, sees the team when they come to town ... and is constantly apologizing for the behavior of Sox fans 2-9.
Favorite Sox: They're "actual" fans, so the "everyone but Lugo" rule applies.
Most cherished souvenir: Local newspaper clipping from 2007 World Series hanging on office wall.
Recent statement: "Well, not everyone from Boston talks like that."
If they saw a Yankees fan at the Kenmore Square Dunkin' Donuts, they'd: Be happy it's someone else getting yelled at for once.
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05-18-2008, 01:08 PM
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Triple A
Join Date: Feb 23 2008
Location: Denton, TX
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Re: The Ten Types of Red Sox Fans
Gotta go with number 10, and then modify it, you know, just to add a little of my own personality:
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10. The displaced Red Sox fan
In brief: Grew up in New England, now lives elsewhere. Still closely follows the Red Sox, goes to Boston-friendly bars, sees the team when they come to town ... and is constantly apologizing for the behavior of Sox fans 2-9, although has been known to join in with Sox fan #4 from time to time... You know, minus the whole loving the yankees thing.
Favorite Sox: They're "actual" fans, so the "everyone but Lugo" rule applies.
Most cherished souvenir: Authentic Wakefield road jersey bought by my father for Christmas last year. Because he's a true, New Jersey born and raised, yankee fan and I know it killed him to buy it.
Recent statement: "Well, not everyone from Boston talks like that."
If they saw a Yankees fan at the Kenmore Square Dunkin' Donuts, they'd: Be happy it's someone else getting yelled at for once.
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05-19-2008, 11:38 AM
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MVP
Join Date: Jan 25 2006
Location: valley of the blackstone
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Re: The Ten Types of Red Sox Fans
i wonder if the authoir hung his fiancee out the 4th story window after she laffed at his tears after game 6 in shea.
thats the 11th kind of sox fan
the capable of homicide if they lose sox fan
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05-21-2008, 07:23 PM
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Triple A
Join Date: Nov 05 2006
Posts: 93
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Re: The Ten Types of Red Sox Fans
Hahah too good.
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