Guy goes into a supermarket and walks up to the produce manager and says,
..Excuse me, I can't seem to find the onions. The manager says, I'm sorry we don't have any onions we're all out. The man can't beleive it and says What kind of supermarket doesn't have onions Look out back, maybe there's some there. The manager replies, Look we don't have any onions, I've looked out back and throughout the store. We just don't have any onions. The man still not satified says, There have to be some onions somewhere. Frustrated, the manager says :
Take the tom out of tomato, what do have ?
The man replies, ato.
Take the pot out of potato, what do have ?
The man replies, ato.
Take the fuck out of onions, what do have ?
The man replies, There's no fuck in onions !
That's what I've been trying to tell you !!