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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star View Post
    completely random and inexplicable image that came up on image search.

    This is from King of the Ring 1994.
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    ( I won't say the "C word.")

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    A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, and figuring out the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts.

    Finally, his exasperated partner said, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

    The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

    "Forget it man, you'll never hit her from here!"
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    Are Tool insidious?
    by whinylimeytwat » 2 days ago (Sun Nov 15 2015 03:06:44) Flag ▼ | Reply |
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    I ask this because of recent events in my life. I had a very good friend who cut off contact with me a few days ago. I miss this friend a lot. We would watch TV shows together, and I do not know when I will be able to carry on watching the shows we were watching because I will be thinking of her if I watch them. But the TV shows are not even that important. I mainly miss being able to tell her stuff because I do not have any other friends, and I miss learning things about her daily life. Even if she thought they were mundane things, like what she had eaten, what she was wearing, these things were fascinating to me.

    Anyway, to get to the point, she is a fan of the band Tool, and I feel they are responsible. Their music seeps into you and turns your mind against logic. Maybe it is because the music is so bad, or maybe there is something else going on, like the left-handed path of black magic or summat.

    Does anyone feel that white magic could be the key to ending Tool's unholy reign, thus returning my friend to me? Please advise.
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    If this person misses her friend and is having problems with all her favorite TV shows, it seems like Sugar Ray would be the band to blame.
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    Yea got hand it to the Sox, they just could not go queitly into the night. Well, they are just post-poning the inevitable.
    - From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.

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    http://distractify.com/humor/2015/11...-sharing-image

    Oh SHIT. Could have stopped with the Bob Ross one. Fucking gold. Anything else is a bonus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Star View Post

    The Obamas fisting.

    Gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YANKEESRULE View Post
    Yea got hand it to the Sox, they just could not go queitly into the night. Well, they are just post-poning the inevitable.
    - From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.

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    Where is that photo? It looks really awesome. It's my new phone wallpaper.
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    I can't disagree with you

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