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  1. #16

    Re: Worst Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;513409;
    Holy Jesus, that doesn't sound good at all.
    Haha yeah 5 years wasnt enough to let bygones be bygones. I had found out she was cheating on me so i hooked up with one of her friends. Its a small world that a girl at my work is cousins with her :lol:
    "See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"

  2. #17

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;513287;
    Btw, Mr. T, what level is your Night Elf Mohawk?
    32 and my handle is 10wN3DJ00N008
    "People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." - Rogers Hornsby

  3. #18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;513467;
    Did you end up choking/stabbing her anyways?
    Nah. Non-consenual bloodletting isn't as fun, too much criminal trial.


  4. #19

    Re: Worst Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation;514392;
    Nah. Non-consenual bloodletting isn't as fun, too much criminal trial.
    Good choice. I always like getting stabbed when it's consensual more than when it's not.
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  5. #20

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;514627;
    Good choice. I always like getting stabbed when it's consensual more than when it's not.


    Is that the case with a guy taking a dump on your chest?



    (please tell me that you saw the movie or else this will get awkward)

  6. #21

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    Now what now about a chili dog?
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  7. #22

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    And I have not seen any movies with anything about chili dogs, nor have I, or will I ever allow myself to be chili dogged. That's just nasty.
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  8. #23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;514631;
    And I have not seen any movies with anything about chili dogs, nor have I, or will I ever allow myself to be chili dogged. That's just nasty.
    I can't believe that you didn't see "Not Another Teen Movie".


    Anyway, here is what I was referring to:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rpp...eature=related

    from 2:10 to 3:25.

  9. #24

    Re: Worst Dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;514627;
    Good choice. I always like getting stabbed when it's consensual more than when it's not.
    You'd be surprised how much fun it can be!


  10. #25

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    Nothing says love like a sharp object piercing through your skin!
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  11. #26

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    Exactly.


  12. #27

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youk Of The Nation;514883;
    Exactly.
    Don't feel bad, there are plenty of goths and emo chicks right for you.
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  13. #28

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    Quote Originally Posted by riverside sluggers;513370 View Post
    Haha once I was set up for a blind date... the girl turned out to be my ex from high school, and it was a nasty break up
    Ouch
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  14. #29

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    Quote Originally Posted by 26 to 6;514916;
    Ouch
    Rule number 1: Blind Date. Don't let anyone set you up. Only someone who knows you well.
    "People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia

  15. #30

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    Rule Number 2: Blind Date. Don't do them under any circumstances. It's the digital age, there should be plenty of pictures of her available.

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