Whenever you watch a porno within the same day of eating Habanero Chicken Wings.
Whenever you watch a porno within the same day of eating Habanero Chicken Wings.
Getting an important phone call when watching a porno.
"People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia
Originally Posted by bsox0407;578152;
Or having a Jehovah's Witness knock at the door. Ditto girl scouts selling cookies.
dont go the door with a rager. lolor having your mom call is weird.Originally Posted by italstallianion;578153;
"People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia
This cock-sucking turd of a community college and the retarded fucking asshats in charge. Anyone who's considering attending this abortion of a place, don't.
fat bitches who are actually bitches
Fat chicks who wear tight clothing and think they look good.
"People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia
If you wash your hands well with a degreasing soap before you put the porn on it will be much less hot and painful below the waist.:lol:Originally Posted by italstallianion;578149;
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they hide is crucial. Aaron Levenstein
Originally Posted by YAZMAN;578161;
My parents don't leave the house often, so I had to take my chances. I didn't have the time to think about that kind of preparation.
Ouch!Originally Posted by italstallianion;578163;
Moral of the story: You're much better off with a pickled pepper than a peppered pickle.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they hide is crucial. Aaron Levenstein
What the hell is wrong with you people.
Really?
"Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.
"It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."
Hypocrites, drunks and liars.
Even worse, drunken lying hypocrites. Thank God i've only met one of those in my life.
And she broke your heart, right?Originally Posted by Dipre;580460;
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they hide is crucial. Aaron Levenstein
:lol::lol:Originally Posted by YAZMAN;578195;