You know what looks good? Hot women wearing hockey jerseys.
There are a lot of things I miss about the carefree years of 16-19, but being threatened by the fathers of the girls I was sleeping with is most definitely not one of them.
How classic was this Bartman guy? He looked like a complete dooberry in those glasses, hat and headphones. He was the perfect personification of Cubs loserdom, and The Curse. It's not fair to blame him for them losing that game, but the fans needed a lightning rod and he was it. Apparently he hasn't been back to Wrigley since. I feel just a little bit sorry for the guy. Just a little bit. Like, only visible under electron microscope bit.
My driveway is far too long to go without one. It was the best purchase I made when moving in.