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    Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Cast:

    Dipre: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnsonn. (Obvious reasons)

    Jacoby_Ellsbury: Matthew Lillard. (Annoyance factor)

    a700hitter: Himself (Clint Eastwood)

    bsox0407: Carrot Top. (Perfect case of gingervitis)

    BSN07: Tony Curran. (Adam LaRoche was unavailable)

    Example1: William Petersen. (Always pictured him as Gil Grissom)

    Y228: Toby Maguire (Nicest guy i could think of)

    Dutchy/Chamomille/ Imperial59/Bedpan Jack/ Yaz Sideburn: Collin Farrell (Filthy beard model)

    yeszir: Jim Parsons. (Uncanny resemblance)

    Coco's Disciples: Topher Grace (Hello Wisconsin?)

    redsoxrules: Justin Bartha (Eh?).

    Youk Of The Nation: William Shatner. (Played by his hero)

    ORS: Jason Statham. (A badass playing a badass) Stone Cold Steve Austin, if he's unavailable.

    VA Sox Fan: Felicity Huffmann (Like fine wine...)

    Emmz: Isla Fisher (Tiny people are hard to find in Hollywood)

    Jacksonianmarch: Andy Dick (obvious reasons) in his absence Danny Bonaduce (obvious reasons)

    suns: Sean Penn (In complete I Am Sam character) in his absence, Justin Bieber

    SOTK: Kevin James (The other King of Queens)

    msubulldogs: Justin Chatwin (Tom Brady was unavailable)

    TheKilo: Will Ferrel (Admit it, you two look alike)

    SCM33: Michael Chiklis (The resemblance is growing as time passes)

    italstallianion: James Gandolfini (Uncanny resemblance)

    I shall continue to compile this list as i get more ideas.

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke, not aimed at offending anyone. (At least not yet)

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    I like it, though I have nothing to add.

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Um, I am too old to be played by Shatner, as much as I love him. I would prefer either Michael Cera or possibly Zachary Quinto.


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    Lol. Carrot Top. God FML. lol. Can't i be chuck Norris. or David Caruso. Ill even be ALF. for goodness sake not Carrot Top. He gives gingers a bad name.
    "People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    I lmao at mine, a700 and ORS ones. Solid list.
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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;589648;
    I lmao at mine, a700 and ORS ones. Solid list.
    Isla Fisher is a hot ginger.
    "People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Script in the works.

    Current idea: Incorporating a triple tag-team match between ORS, E1 and me vs Jacko, Divinity and Meh (whose cast members are coming soon).

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Divinity should be played by some guy from Jersey Shore.
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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by bsox0407;589649;
    Isla Fisher is a hot ginger.
    Who's apparently height challenged.
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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;589655;
    Who's apparently height challenged.
    She is married to Sasha Cohen. So is it really a big deal.. she is fucked on both sides. lol. She is 5'3 thats not that bad for a chick.
    "People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    I'm 5'2, I'm still shorter than all of my friends.
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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Subplot:

    "The return of Crespo and Gom"

    They team up, and our battle-worn heroes (Dipre, E1, ORS, TheKilo) and their sidekick (bsox) battle the super-villains to get back the beautiful maidens (Emmz, VA) they have captured.

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emmz;589664;
    I'm 5'2, I'm still shorter than all of my friends.
    Thats not bad. My next door neighbor is 4'11 and her husband is 5'2.
    "People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass." Dustin Pedroia

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    Re: Talksox. com: The Movie.

    Well I can see how they found each other on match.com
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