How about names that fit certain categories? (And let's not do the vulgar ones, okay? You know which ones I mean. Don't worry, Dick Pole will be in the next post anyway.)
Starting with
Money
Don Money
Norm Cash (yes, I know there's also Dave Cash and Kevin Cash but there's no real need to list multiples)
Brad Penny
Hunter Pence
Curt Schilling
Reid Nichols
John Buck
Spending Money
David Price
Chris Sale
Oscar Gamble
Mookie Betts
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Baseball Terms
Brandon League
Scott Diamond
Josh Fields
Dick Pole
Trey Ball
Gary Glover
Charlie Spikes
Clete Boyer? (No, I don't first names should be included, plus it's a nickname, for Cletis.)
Positive
Larry Walker
Jonathan Holder
Jim Wynn
Unfortunate
Bob Walk
Grant Balfour
Kyle Lohse
Dave Bush
Burke Badenhop
Nick Swisher
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Don't forget Eric PlunkOriginally Posted by Bellhorn04
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
Phillies RHP Bailey Falter might need to join the Unfortunates
My favorite Sox player names:
Dick Pole
Bob Veale
Rip Repulski
Wade Boggs
Chick Fewster
Jarrod Saltalamacchia
Stuffy McInnis
Bunny Madden
Weird Spellings on Common Names
Chone Figgins
Jhonny Peralta
Fishy
Mike Trout
Tim Salmon
Danny Bass
Mike Carp
Robbie Ray
Cole Sturgeon
Kosuke Fukudome -- I pronounced his last name Fuk-u-do-me
The King of TalkSox has Spoken.
I always thought Rollie Fingers was a great name.
- From the 2004 ALCS Game 4 Gamethread. A reminder that no game is over until the final out is recorded, and things will always get better. Misspellings unchanged as a reminder that Yankees fans are just terrible.
It is. I was actually hoping for a category on body parts.
How about a player whose name consists of 4 body parts?
Tony Armas.
Oil Can Boyd
Aledmys Diaz
Rusty Kuntz (KC base coach)
Magglio Ordoņez
Nap Lajoie
Tris Speaker
inappropriate!
Not as bad as Johny Dickshot or Dick Pole!
Let us not forget Jack Glasscock, Pussy Tebeau, Stubby Clap, Cannonball Titcomb and Pete LaCock
On a lighter note, how about....
Bud Weiser
Orval Overall
Coco Crisp
Mysterious Walker (a pitcher)
Boof Bonser
Snuffy Stirweiss
John Wockenfuss
Razor Shines
Sugar Cain
Sibby Sisti
Milton Bradley
Chicken Hawks
Charlie Manlove
Tony Suck
Phil McCracken...no just kidding, it was Quinton McCracken
Harry Cheek (No joke, I once worked with a guy whose legal name was Harry Butts)
Animals
Jimmy Foxx
Randy Wolf
Rob Deer
Bob Moose
Steve Lyons
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