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    4/14 vs Tampon Bay

    Alright, alright, alright. These blowholes we're forced to call the Rays are limping into Fenway Park just how we like it. After taking care of business down in their shithole ballpark in greater Tampon Bay, taking two of three from Satan themselves, then 3 of 4 from Toronto's least favorite sports team (their only win this season), they go to New Yahk and get swept by those same Satanic individuals. Now, on this double holiday weekend, they come here for 4. Kevin "Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dah" thinks he knows what he's doing as manager, but both him and his pitching coach, Jim "I got a massive Hickey" are clueless fuck faces. What other team would start Kevin Queermaier, Brad "I'm too much of a douche to wear batting gloves" Miller, and Evan "I only act like a dick because I don't give any" Longoria and pretend to contend. Let's knock these fakers out of the water.


    RHP Chris "Every time I face the Red Sox I lose and it makes me want to cry to my mommy" Archer (1-0, 2.45) vs RHP Rick "Oh my god, these fuckers made me wait for my 20th win last year... Now it's time for payback" Porcello (1-0, 4.38)


    If you didn't get the Kevin Cash reference, it's a popular meme among us young folk. The inspiration can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAUMhQ9puo
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    lol
    "Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.


    "It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."

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    Just win.
    Priorities:
    1. Yankees lose
    2. Red Sox win

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    So shut up because you have no idea on what you say on anything as evidence of some of your ridiculous posts.

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    Beat the Rays.

    Hail Satan. \m/
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    ( I won't say the "C word.")

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    Win. Dance. Repeat. x2
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    Pedroia 2B,
    Benintendi CF,
    Betts RF,
    Ramirez DH,
    Moreland 1B,
    Bogaerts SS,
    Sandoval 3B,
    Young LF,
    Leon C
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    Pedroia 2B
    Benintendi CF
    Betts RF
    Ramirez DH
    Moreland 1B
    Bogaerts SS
    Sandoval 3B
    Young LF
    Leon C

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wade Boggs View Post
    Pedroia 2B
    Benintendi CF
    Betts RF
    Ramirez DH
    Moreland 1B
    Bogaerts SS
    Sandoval 3B
    Young LF
    Leon C
    VG+

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    I don't hate the Rays as much as I used to when they were managed by Maddon.

    That said, the Rays just rolled over for the Yankees, which I don't appreciate.

    We should take at least 3 of 4 in this series.

    WIN! WIN! WIN!

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    Porcello just threw 7 strikes, and Dickerson hit 6 of them foul. That's how you know you suck.
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    I was just reading that it's the 10 year anniversary of the pizza throwing incident.

    That was hilarious. Reminds me of how much I miss Orsillo

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    Aarrrgghh

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    Come on Rick, get this last out!

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    "Just one more thing..." Northern Star's Avatar
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    Porcello giving up a HR is so unlike him...
    Priorities:
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    So shut up because you have no idea on what you say on anything as evidence of some of your ridiculous posts.

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    Good lord.

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