Baseball fans love the word, 'tripe.' C'est le mot du jour quand il veut rejeter quelque chose absolument. You're pretty wrong! I challenge anyone to write anything other than "uggggh' while experiencing fellatio, especially the dubious proposition of performing it on one's self. "Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good times. Blame it on the boogie." Anything but looking at yourself.
It's not me, but Red Sox fans that suck. You waited 86 years for one measly championship (calling it the 'world' series is pretentious) - and now you greedy self-entitled pricks want one every year. You're just wannabe Yankee fans. forever defined by the 'other.' If one could give the United States of America an enema, you'd start with Fenway Park.