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Thread: 7/23 - Its Big Dick Rick Day in Los Angeles or Anaheim

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    7/23 - Its Big Dick Rick Day in Los Angeles or Anaheim

    Big Dick Rick and his massive dick will be taking on a guy by the name of Parker Bidwell. He sounds like the name of a douchy kid in a 1990s sitcom, I bet he would date Stephanie Tanner.

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    1st game thread of the season for me. Lets win this for my favorite pitcher! (David, Chris, Eduardo just don't rhyme with a word like dick, and Drew and Jew just doesn't seem ethical as a nickname)

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    Let's hope we don't get his alter ego limp dick lol.

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    "Drew the Jew" lmao

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    Need a solid game from Porcello today. Offense is way too inconsistent to trust. Won't be able to watch the game unfortunately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StephenCurry30 View Post
    I was a huge Youk fan but boy did he look fucking stupid getting thrown to the ground like The Gerbil by Big Dick.
    "Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.


    "It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."

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    Huge power from Moreland there.

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    Sox just made 6 outs on 17 pitches. Impressive.

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    Red Sox hitting rockets off Parker 'Put Em Down's Bridewell.

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    Here we go again. Porcello will likely receive zip for run support.
    "Hating the Yankees like it's a religion since 94'" RIP Mike.


    "It's also a simple and indisputable fact that WAR isn't the be-all end-all in valuations, especially in real life. Wanna know why? Because an ace in run-prevention for 120 innings means more often than not, a sub-standard pitcher covering for the rest of the IP that pitcher fails to provide. You can't see value in a vacuum when a player does not provide full-time production."

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    Timlin said Bordick from Texas? I know he went to U-Maine.

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    Lead feels insurmountable

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    Getting no hit by Parker Fucking Bridwell. He's thrown 42 pitches in 4.1 innings. This is PATHETIC.

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    Moreland swings at first pitch and grounds out. What ever happened to making the pitcher work and get the pitch count up.

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    Woo!! B2B hits by the elite hitters Leon and Holt, now here comes the big time masher DEVEN MARRERO!!

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