C'mon Thunder! Roll out of bed, sober up, get your hands off the girls, and start a Game Thread. You've got higher priorities than all that stuff. We need your mojo for a win on Thursday!!! (and don't get all pissy with me. I'm just bustin' your chops about how great it is to be in college! )
It's a mere moment in a man's life between the All-Star game and the Old Timer's game.
-Vin Scully