Last night's dinner from the usually reliable Whataburger was a so-so burger, fries that must have been a week old and were devoid of any salt or flavor, and "Coke" that tasted like someone pissed in a diet root beer. Next time I roll up to the drive-thru window and see that crew working again I'm gonna burn rubber on my way out.
I'm too highbrow for you damned kids and your borscht and pierogi.