View Full Version : Oh my! Oral sex has soo many benefits!
dreilly
08-13-2008, 01:44 AM
Now even more reason for us women to perform it regularly.....:o
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
Thumper
08-13-2008, 07:25 AM
You just opened up a new window for Gom...
So I can ask my wife, "Honey, don't you want to live to see our kids grow up?" Nice.
YAZMAN
08-13-2008, 12:03 PM
You might want to check snopes on that one, it's been floating around for about 5 years now.
Soxfan#1
08-13-2008, 01:34 PM
Thanks. I gotta remember this.
You just opened up a new window for Gom...
Who do you think the test subject was? :thumbsup:
Hey dreilly, maybe if you did it once in a while instead of just talk about it, I'd actually like you.
dreilly
08-13-2008, 04:19 PM
www.mapquest.com
It's not hard Gom. NY to New Orleans. Step by step directions.
You get here, I'll do it.
Ball is in your court.
LOL
Ball is in your court.
Not where I'd want them if I went to New Orleans.
dreilly
08-13-2008, 04:24 PM
Not where I'd want them if I went to New Orleans.
That's not your choice, it's mine.
Well then, where would you want them? LOL!
Soxfan#1
08-13-2008, 04:27 PM
That's not your choice, it's mine.
When it comes to Gom I don't think you're supposed to get a choice.
dreilly
08-13-2008, 04:40 PM
When it comes to Gom I don't think you're supposed to get a choice.
I'm thinking the same.
Thumper
08-13-2008, 05:10 PM
I'm thinking the same.
So is Gom.
And Gom if you do come to New Orleans I'm taking you to Bourbon Street and we're tearing it up. Then you and dreilly can go about your business.
Did someone say threesome? Giggity!
Thumper
08-13-2008, 05:24 PM
Did someone say threesome? Giggity!
No. Dear God no. Not now. Not ever. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick... No.
No. Dear God no. Not now. Not ever. Jesus fucking Christ on a stick... No.
Can you at least hold the video camera?
Gom is just happy to learn that his mom will never develop breast cancer.
My mother died of breast cancer, asshole.
Youk Of The Nation
08-13-2008, 05:29 PM
My mother died of breast cancer, asshole.
Oh.
Sorry, man...it's just kind of a standard 'mom joke' reaction from my generation...you know if I had known I wouldn't have said anything...especially considering I know how it feels to lose someone.
Sorry.
Thumper
08-13-2008, 05:29 PM
Can you at least hold the video camera?
I'll assemble a tripod for you, give you a remote. And I'm leaving.
Soxfan#1
08-13-2008, 05:31 PM
Gom can't handle a remote at the same time stupid.
I'll assemble a tripod for you, give you a remote. And I'm leaving.
I actually feel sorry for you. If you watch porn, this would be the real thing.
Yung 'uns....what can you say?
TheKilo
08-13-2008, 06:59 PM
This e-romance shit has got to go.
This e-romance shit has got to go.
This will be....an everlasting love....
Thumper
08-13-2008, 07:13 PM
I actually feel sorry for you. If you watch porn, this would be the real thing.
Yung 'uns....what can you say?
There's a fine line between porn... and you.
And Kilo, Gom's e-love is stronger than any restraining order.
Soxfan#1
08-13-2008, 07:47 PM
This e-romance shit has got to go.
We need more "lolwuts".
TheKilo
08-13-2008, 08:00 PM
http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07423/Lol_wut_pack.jpg
http://jmsoul.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/divinelolwut.jpg
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z195/FearMeIAmLag/notlolwutpearuw5.jpg
BigPapiEnFuego
08-13-2008, 08:50 PM
http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/lol_wut_pear_glasses.jpg
lol i'll tell you wut
TheKilo
08-13-2008, 09:04 PM
Is that Hank Hill's face photoshopped onto the lolwut pear?
BigPapiEnFuego
08-13-2008, 09:11 PM
yes
RedSoxRooter
08-13-2008, 09:34 PM
Makes me wonder what this has done for Yeszir's breasts.
BigPapiEnFuego
08-13-2008, 10:11 PM
Back to blowjobs....
yes, back to work.
i had to;)
Soxfan#1
08-13-2008, 10:35 PM
Makes me wonder what this has done for Yeszir's breasts.
And fingernails. E-Rape on my forum would make me nervous.
The_Destroyah
09-19-2009, 10:22 PM
LOL, what happened to this thread?!?!?
Can we bring it back?
yeszir
09-19-2009, 10:25 PM
LOL, what happened to this thread?!?!?
Can we bring it back?
Last post in this thread: 8-13-2008...
Dipre
09-19-2009, 10:30 PM
http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07423/Lol_wut_pack.jpg
http://jmsoul.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/divinelolwut.jpg
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5481/lolwutsp3.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z195/FearMeIAmLag/notlolwutpearuw5.jpg
Look who posted images with macros.
I'm keeping this bit of information for future use, thanks.
The_Destroyah
09-19-2009, 10:46 PM
Last post in this thread: 8-13-2008...
I know It just looks like a great thread lol.
Looks like one that could have some good activity... Lol
YAZMAN
09-20-2009, 08:47 AM
It's going to need to get a little more sloppy for it to be done right.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 12:10 PM
No thanks.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 01:34 PM
It just sounds badThe worst bowjob I ever got was great.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 01:39 PM
The worst bowjob I ever got was great.
This.
Even bad head, is friggin great.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 01:41 PM
This.
Even bad head, is friggin great.I've never heard a guy say that he got a blowjob that he didn't enjoy.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 01:42 PM
I've never heard a guy say that he got a blowjob that he didn't enjoy.
*Slowly raises hand*
Teeth.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 01:48 PM
*Slowly raises hand*
Teeth.
ah, you dated a horse mouth eh?
Dipre
09-20-2009, 01:49 PM
ah, you dated a horse mouth eh?
I didn't "date" her.
I got wasted with a couple friends in a liquor store.
She wasn't bad at all but Christ she had more teeth than a white shark.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 01:52 PM
the ones you always got to watch are the ones with braces, if you arent careful its like sticking your junk in a bear trap wrapped in barbwire, luckily not many people are left in braces after highschool.
Spudboy
09-20-2009, 01:55 PM
*Slowly raises hand*
Teeth.
Exactly.
And poor use of hands.
And failure to appreciate that a penis is living tissue.
the ones you always got to watch are the ones with braces, if you arent careful its like sticking your junk in a bear trap wrapped in barbwire, luckily not many people are left in braces after highschool.
Okay, why would you even try to do oral with someone with braces? That just sounds like... Bad stuff waiting to happen, eek
You haven't lived until you get a blow job from a chick with no teeth.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 02:07 PM
Okay, why would you even try to do oral with someone with braces? That just sounds like... Bad stuff waiting to happen, eek
because it is extremely hard for a man to turn down Oral sex, Im pretty sure that if someone had offered Jesus a blowjob he'd have accepted it in a heart beat, just ask Clinton.
You haven't lived until you get a blow job from a chick with no teeth.
Stop trying to justify the last-call gutter sluts you end up with.
Stop trying to justify the last-call gutter sluts you end up with.
LOL!
Oh, and yeah I understand clearly now, T_D
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 05:10 PM
The worst bowjob I ever got was great.
I've had a few forgettable blowjobs. I once thought that any blowjob would be great, but boy was i wrong.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 05:11 PM
I've never heard a guy say that he got a blowjob that he didn't enjoy.
See above :lol:
Did you get oral from someone with braces? I think that'd be forgettable, honestly like I said before man, I could not go through with that one, I would just be like, too many things could go wrong.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:22 PM
I've had a few forgettable blowjobs. I once thought that any blowjob would be great, but boy was i wrong.The few times when things started to go bad I took the opportunity to direct certain corrections in the girl's technique. You can't just let your boy get mauled. I think I helped improve their sex lives.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 05:24 PM
The few times when things started to go bad I took the opportunity to direct certain corrections in the girl's technique. You can't just let your boy get mauled. I think I helped improve their sex lives.
When things start to go bad I just direct my penis into their vagina and problem solved. no more bad blowjob.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 05:28 PM
Did you get oral from someone with braces? I think that'd be forgettable, honestly like I said before man, I could not go through with that one, I would just be like, too many things could go wrong.
Nope never, I dont think. One experience in particular occurred with a very inexperienced Orthodox Jewish girl. See in my town we have a huge population of Orthodox and Hasidic jews in the summer time, as they're all vacationing up here in the mountains (I live in the Catskills, about 70 miles north of the Bronx). Our local population increases about 70% in the summer time because of them. Anyway, to make a long story short many of them are very beautiful, but are very inexperienced when it comes to sexually related activities. Apparently nobody told this girl that sucking dick did not require the use of her teeth. That's really the worst one that sticks out, and I haven't hooked up with another Orthodox girl since.
I've received a few other bad blowjobs, but nothing as bad as that.
a700hitter knows more about giving a blowjob than some of the girls who've given him head. Great
Dipre
09-20-2009, 05:30 PM
When things start to go bad I just direct my penis into their vagina and problem solved. no more bad blowjob.
What if she's a "technical virgin" and doesn't want no penis in her vagoo huh?
What then?
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:36 PM
a700hitter knows more about giving a blowjob than some of the girls who've given him head. Greatlol!! I know how I like to get blown, and I am not reluctant to tell the girl. Girls do it all the time when guys go down on them. You have never said the following phrases? "Right there! Right there!" or similar directions. lol!
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 05:37 PM
What if she's a "technical virgin" and doesn't want no penis in her vagoo huh?
What then?
Haven't had that problem yet, at least not since I was like 16. In that case I would probably direct my penis across the side of her face.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 05:37 PM
lol!! I know how I like to get blown, and I am not reluctant to tell the girl. Girls do it all the time when guys go down on them. You have never said the following phrases? "Right there! Right there!" or similar directions. lol!
Jesus Christ.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:37 PM
What if she's a "technical virgin" and doesn't want no penis in her vagoo huh?
What then?...or in Gom's case, what if he only paid for a blowjob and doesn't have the extra money?
Dipre
09-20-2009, 05:39 PM
...or in Gom's case, what if he only paid for a blowjob and doesn't have the extra money?
He can always tell her to wait while he gets another fare?
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 05:42 PM
What if she's a "technical virgin" and doesn't want no penis in her vagoo huh?
What then?
tell her that I didnt pay for a prude hooker?
lol!! I know how I like to get blown, and I am not reluctant to tell the girl. Girls do it all the time when guys go down on them. You have never said the following phrases? "Right there! Right there!" or similar directions. lol!
You made it seem like you told them how to do it more properly, like you gave them a tutorial or something :lol:
No I was just joking anyhow
And yeah, yeah I know what you mean
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:44 PM
Emmz hasn't responded. I hope she's not one of those girls that barks all sorts of directions.
Edit: Based on the response above, I retract this post. lol!!!
BTW: Directions from the girl can be very helpful. I mean it's a good thing to know if a girl likes it rough or tender. It takes out the guess work and everyone is happy.
My tutorials usually involves phrases like: "careful with the teeth." and "faster" or "too fast" or the ever popular: "swallow my come" lol!
I responded before you posted, pops
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 05:47 PM
I responded before you posted, pops
:o she called 700 pops!!
I think that might be a no no.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 05:48 PM
It's on now.......
What's he gonna call me sonny or somethin'? Or whatever the girl equivalent for that is
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:52 PM
:o she called 700 pops!!
I think that might be a no no.I think "pops" was a sexual reference in this case. At least, I hope so.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 05:52 PM
I think "pops" was a sexual reference in this case. At least, I hope so.
You hypocrite.
You would've blown your lid had anyone else called you pops.
Fuckin' horndog.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:53 PM
I responded before you posted, popsSee my edit to that post above where I retracted that statement.
Lol, I meant pops as in, "You listen to way too much Hank Williams, Sr., POPS!!!"
Lol, I was kidding though, don't be mad at me
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:55 PM
You hypocrite.
You would've blown your lid had anyone else called you pops.
Fuckin' horndog.I'm giving her a chance to distance herself from the remark. You should talk, when you call me "old-timer" it doesn't bother me anymore, because you don't mean it as an insult.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:56 PM
Lol, I meant pops as in, "You listen to way too much Hank Williams, Sr., POPS!!!"
Lol, I was kidding though, don't be mad at meNo offense taken.:D
Dipre
09-20-2009, 05:56 PM
I'm giving her a chance to distance herself from the remark. You should talk, when you call me "old-timer" it doesn't bother me anymore, because you don't mean it as an insult.
It's not because it doesn't bother you.
It's because we've established i'm a stallion and you're a dying race horse. :lol:
Come on, man, you know i'm messing with you.
After all, i have to respect Clint don't i?
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 05:58 PM
Fuckin' horndog.True
Dipre
09-20-2009, 06:00 PM
True
That too.
I bet you use blue pills pops
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:01 PM
It's not because it doesn't bother you.
It's because we've established i'm a stallion and you're a dying race horse. :lol:
Come on, man, you know i'm messing with you.
After all, i have to respect Clint don't i?"Old Timer" is not really an insulting term.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 06:02 PM
"Old Timer" is not really an insulting term.
Depends on the level of heat our argument over the FO or Francona has escalated really.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:04 PM
Oh that was too easyIt's hard to get me upset went the topic is blowjobs. I didn't even get upset with 26 to 6 in this thread, and he's an obnoxious Yankee fan.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:06 PM
How about gramps?That would just be inaccurate.
I think it's because I'm a girl : p
Dipre
09-20-2009, 06:08 PM
That too.
I bet you use blue pills pops
This gem went unnoticed.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 06:08 PM
It's hard to get me upset went the topic is blowjobs. I didn't even get upset with 26 to 6 in this thread, and he's an obnoxious Yankee fan.
true, how can hate exsist when one is thinking of a good ol fashioned slurp job?
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 06:09 PM
This gem went unnoticed.
I wouldnt call it a gem...
Dipre
09-20-2009, 06:09 PM
I wouldnt call it a gem...
White lettering?
Read it kthxbai.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:11 PM
I think it's because I'm a girl : pI never get into it to fiercely with the females on the forum. There have been exceptions. I used to go at Optimist pretty good. You are younger than my daughter, so I'll argue with you fiercely about sports, but I won't call you names or treat you like some scumbag Yankee fan.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 06:11 PM
White lettering?
Read it kthxbai.
meh, id still give it 6/10 lols. not bad, but you can do better.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 06:12 PM
meh, id still give it 6/10 lols. not bad, but you can do better.
How dare you.......
I shall bring infinite lulz!
I never get into it to fiercely with the females on the forum. There have been exceptions. I used to go at Optimist pretty good. You are younger than my daughter, so I'll argue with you fiercely about sports, but I won't call you names or treat you like some scumbag Yankee fan.
Lol yeah but I'm no pushover on sports there, pops!
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 06:14 PM
How dare you.......
I shall bring infinite lulz!
hey dont hate, I excpect better from the likes of you...half ass jokes won't cut it.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:15 PM
This gem went unnoticed.Don't need 'em. I really believe that the main cause of male impotence is ugly women. My wife is still a beautiful woman, and my girlfriends have been very pretty too.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:17 PM
Lol yeah but I'm no pushover on sports there, pops!I like a girl that argues sports hard but is easy when it comes to sex.:D
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 06:18 PM
Don't need 'em. I really believe that the main cause of male impotence is ugly women. My wife is still a beautiful woman, and my girlfriends have been very pretty too.
lol, I dont see how guys cant get it up, my shit gets up if Im driving on a bumpy road lol, been that way since I was little.
Whoever said I was easy was lyin', pops, so you can just pour some ice water on that bulge
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 06:20 PM
Whoever said I was easy was lyin', pops, so you can just pour some ice water on that bulge
:lol:
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 06:31 PM
Whoever said I was easy was lyin', pops, so you can just pour some ice water on that bulgeNever said that you were easy. I said that I like them easy. BTW if I had a bulge right now, it would be all natural -- no PEDs needed.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 06:33 PM
Never said that you were easy. I said that I like them easy. BTW if I had a bulge right now, it would be all natural -- no PEDs needed.
Pretty sure you're a personal friend of A-Rod's.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 07:29 PM
It's hard to get me upset went the topic is blowjobs. I didn't even get upset with 26 to 6 in this thread, and he's an obnoxious Yankee fan.
Uh oh does that warrant a 3-day suspension? If not then I would like to point out that your an obnoxious, ridiculously biased, old Red Sox fan :D
lol...all in fun gramps
I never get into it to fiercely with the females on the forum. There have been exceptions. I used to go at Optimist pretty good. You are younger than my daughter, so I'll argue with you fiercely about sports, but I won't call you names or treat you like some scumbag Yankee fan.
What about that 3 day suspension? C'mon Zach, get on ur shit! lol
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 08:00 PM
Uh oh does that warrant a 3-day suspension? If not then I would like to point out that your an obnoxious, ridiculously biased, old Red Sox fan :D
lol...all in fun gramps
What about that 3 day suspension? C'mon Zach, get on ur shit! lolIf by biased you are referring to my preference for a good blow job and my hatred for everything to do with Yankee pinstripes, then I plead guilty.
What about that 3 day suspension? C'mon Zach, get on ur shit! lol
Statements of fact cannot be considered insults nor inflamatory.
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 08:50 PM
What about that 3 day suspension? C'mon Zach, get on ur shit! lolI never called any poster a scumbag Yankee fan. Zach knows that.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 08:51 PM
Statements of fact cannot be considered insults nor inflamatory.
QFT.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 09:54 PM
Statements of fact cannot be considered insults nor inflamatory.
Like the fact that you perfected the art of performing a blowjob back in the service?
Only scumbags bleed pinstripes, yo
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 09:59 PM
Like the fact that you perfected the art of performing a blowjob back in the service?
Dont ask dont tell...lol.
Im in the Navy btw.
26 to 6
09-20-2009, 10:02 PM
Only scumbags bleed pinstripes, yo
And only front-runners root for teams that play 1000 miles away. How upset were you when Aaron Boone hit that home run in 2003? Did you even care? Did you even watch it? Were you even a Sox fan then or did that happen the next year? Go Twins! :lol:
I liked you too Em, but at the end of the day your just another Sox fan.
And only front-runners root for teams that play 1000 miles away. How upset were you when Aaron Boone hit that home run in 2003? Did you even care? Did you even watch it? Were you even a Sox fan then or did that happen the next year? Go Twins! :lol:
I liked you too Em, but at the end of the day your just another Sox fan.
Hey, it's one of those things that never made a lot of sense, but I think a Yankee fan questioning my fanhood or anything remotely close is like a snail questioning the speed of a Ferrari.
And guess what? I still love the Twins, still love the Gophers, still love the Wild, hell I even put up with the Timberpups. Who's to question what I'm a fan of? Sure as shit shouldn't be a guy who has a name that should be, as of now, 26-8 (You really should look into getting it changed, unless of course you plan on holding on to the past, you know, when you used to not blow every championship caliber team)
Take it easy now, you have a good night
a700hitter
09-20-2009, 10:20 PM
26 to 6 is really hearing the Red Sox footsteps and is fearing another negative record breaking performance by the Yanks at the hands of the Red Sox.
So far 26 to 6 has called me a "fucking idiot" without provocation, and "Gramps" which I find to be offensive and which he clearly intended to be offensive. I have not engaged in any of his name-calling. For crying out loud 26 to 6, grow a pair. Your team has a 4 game lead in the loss column with 2 weeks to go, and you are crumbling under the pressure. I declared the Rangers and the Rays dead on the last day of August and we had only 1 and 2 games leads over those teams. Don't you feel confident enough in the Yankees to declare the Division race over. If the Sox were up by 4 games today, I'd be sticking a fork in the Yanks.
Soxfan#1
09-20-2009, 10:23 PM
Alzheimer's ;).
Just kidding, man.
Dipre
09-20-2009, 10:30 PM
26 is trying hard to become this site's lolcow.
My advice to him:
Stop with the confrontation search.
redsoxrules
09-20-2009, 10:49 PM
FYI that article is BS ....fake ....
Dipre
09-20-2009, 10:51 PM
FYI that article is BS ....fake ....
What the fuck are you doin'?
redsoxrules
09-20-2009, 10:52 PM
What the fuck are you doin'?
LOL
Dipre
09-20-2009, 10:53 PM
LOL
That article is the biggest truth ever posted on the interwebz.
The_Destroyah
09-20-2009, 11:05 PM
FYI that article is BS ....fake ....
No, you are BS, my semen cures cancer, and thats a scientific fact damnit!!
Like the fact that you perfected the art of performing a blowjob back in the service?
Weak, Costanza.
JERK STORE!
Jacoby_Ellsbury
09-21-2009, 11:02 AM
Like the fact that you perfected the art of performing a blowjob back in the service?
Can you go back on hiatus please?
Lowell25
09-21-2009, 12:02 PM
Look who posted images with macros.
I'm keeping this bit of information for future use, thanks.
Wasn't this a year ago, when the macro image boom just started? They got tiring, because they were overused. You and your other fucktard pals accomplished that.
Jacoby_Ellsbury
09-21-2009, 12:03 PM
lol
Lowell25
09-21-2009, 12:08 PM
lol
Emo. You need to apologize to Soxfan#1. You can't make fun of someone for being timid with women, when you need to resort to contact via email.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 12:10 PM
Emo. You need to apologize to Soxfan#1. You can't make fun of someone for being timid with women, when you need to resort to contact via email.
People with extra chromosomes are fun.
I bet this guy's a cousin of Ty Wigginton.
Jacoby_Ellsbury
09-21-2009, 12:11 PM
Emo. You need to apologize to Soxfan#1. You can't make fun of someone for being timid with women, when you need to resort to contact via email.
Resort to contact via e-mail? Maybe I ditched my old phone and won't have my new one for a little while? That might have played a part in it.
Dipshit.
yankees228
09-21-2009, 12:20 PM
Hey, it's one of those things that never made a lot of sense, but I think a Yankee fan questioning my fanhood or anything remotely close is like a snail questioning the speed of a Ferrari.
And guess what? I still love the Twins, still love the Gophers, still love the Wild, hell I even put up with the Timberpups. Who's to question what I'm a fan of? Sure as shit shouldn't be a guy who has a name that should be, as of now, 26-8 (You really should look into getting it changed, unless of course you plan on holding on to the past, you know, when you used to not blow every championship caliber team)
Take it easy now, you have a good night
You picked a bad time to get the number of championships wrong when you're trying to justify your fandom lol.
In all honesty, if someone wants to be a fan of a team, go for it. I think it's pretty ridiculous how people call other people out for not being a true fan of a team.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 12:22 PM
You picked a bad time to get the number of championships wrong when you're trying to justify your fandom lol.
In all honesty, if someone wants to be a fan of a team, go for it. I think it's pretty ridiculous how people call other people out for not being a true fan of a team.
She's a Sox fan, all right.
You don't have to know that stats or be a geek to be a true fan.
Feeling for your favorite team is not something you have to justify.
Btw, the attitude doesn't suit you Y228. :lol:
Spudboy
09-21-2009, 12:24 PM
So who like cunnilingus?
Dipre
09-21-2009, 12:25 PM
So who like cunnilingus?
It's not about liking it.
It's an obligation, like paying taxes.
yankees228
09-21-2009, 12:31 PM
She's a Sox fan, all right.
You don't have to know that stats or be a geek to be a true fan.
Feeling for your favorite team is not something you have to justify.
Btw, the attitude doesn't suit you Y228. :lol:
Haha, I was kidding though. I feel the same way you do.
Again, if you're kidding (I did notice the smiley face) I apologize for even responding. I need to say the same thing to Dojji, I'm not working on a lot of sleep. I was so pumped after the Giants game last night, that it was awhile before a was able to dose off.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 12:32 PM
Haha, I was kidding though. I feel the same way you do.
Again, if you're kidding (I did notice the smiley face) I apologize for even responding. I need to say the same thing to Dojji, I'm not working on a lot of sleep. I was so pumped after the Giants game last night, that it was awhile before a was able to dose off.
Meh not a problem.
So who like cunnilingus?
Women.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 12:42 PM
Women.
:lol:
You picked a bad time to get the number of championships wrong when you're trying to justify your fandom lol.
In all honesty, if someone wants to be a fan of a team, go for it. I think it's pretty ridiculous how people call other people out for not being a true fan of a team.
He's still off by one : p
(I knew that, idk what I was thinking, but I knew that)
yankees228
09-21-2009, 01:37 PM
He's still off by one : p
(I knew that, idk what I was thinking, but I knew that)
Haha, I know, I was only kidding. As Dipre said, I'm not one to show any attitude.
Yeah, I usually don't get attitude at all, but that condescending bullshit (that 26 to 6 tried, and failed at) gets me every time
Emo. You need to apologize to Soxfan#1. You can't make fun of someone for being timid with women, when you need to resort to contact via email.
Someone needs to get a pity boink, why does this guy even bother coming back after he says he's done with this place? There's obviously a lack of social life
TheKilo
09-21-2009, 06:59 PM
Look who posted images with macros.
I'm keeping this bit of information for future use, thanks.
:rolleyes:
Surprised you couldn't come up with a cat image that said hypocrite on it.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 07:23 PM
:rolleyes:
Surprised you couldn't come up with a cat image that said hypocrite on it.
God knows i looked for it. :lol:
TheKilo
09-21-2009, 08:10 PM
:lol:
Soxfan#1
09-21-2009, 08:36 PM
Someone needs to get a pity boink, why does this guy even bother coming back after he says he's done with this place? There's obviously a lack of social life
You have a posts per day average of over 39. Shut up.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 08:37 PM
You have a posts per day average of over 39. Shut up.
She was talking about Crespo, you idiot.
Soxfan#1
09-21-2009, 08:40 PM
I know. Doesn't make any difference in the hypocrisy of her saying he has no life.
And for the record, if you people can't handle a little CrespoBlows, than you're truly the pussies you claim me to be. I've taken more shit from him over the last few years than you people have taken shit from every authority figure in your lives, combined. However, I'm not bitching and moaning about it today. Just setting the record straight.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 08:41 PM
I know. Doesn't make any difference in the hypocrisy of her saying he has no life.
And for the record, if you people can't handle a little CrespoBlows, than you're truly the pussies you claim me to be.
You're asking for it.
For the sake of maintaining peace i suggest you back off right now.
Soxfan#1
09-21-2009, 08:43 PM
Sorry for getting in yo' face, slugger.
You have a posts per day average of over 39. Shut up.
Now, I have a little more time on my hands than I'd like, but...
I go to college, I have a person of the opposite sex in my life, I don't use my hand, etc etc. I think atleast one of those things apply to everyone on this forum but you. Don't question my social life by post per day count
Dipre
09-21-2009, 08:45 PM
Sorry for getting in yo' face, slugger.
That's not what i mean, man.
The reason she said is because still after being banned Crespo came back to attack me and Jacoby.
Hell, i'll forward you the PM he sent me, which i kept for the lulz.
You gotta check out the whole story and pick your spots dude.
a700hitter
09-21-2009, 08:45 PM
Thank you Pedroia for getting caught in the run down. At least someone is thinking out there.
yankees228
09-21-2009, 08:47 PM
Silly to insult anyone's social life, whether it be Crespo's, Soxfan's, or anyone elses on a message board.
The_Destroyah
09-21-2009, 08:47 PM
You have a posts per day average of over 39. Shut up.
Cool your jets man lol, she wasnt speaking of you, and so what if she contributes alot early, no reason for the attack
redsoxrules
09-21-2009, 08:48 PM
Speaking of Crespo...is he banned for good?
msubulldogs21
09-21-2009, 08:48 PM
Thank you Pedroia for getting caught in the run down. At least someone is thinking out there.
Interesting post about oral sex there, a700.
a700hitter
09-21-2009, 08:48 PM
Why does there always have to be a feeding frenzy on new posters? This is why so many leave. It's only because SpudBoy is so level-headed, emotionally mature and hard to insult that he has stayed.
a700hitter
09-21-2009, 08:49 PM
Interesting post about oral sex there, a700.Ooops, wrong thread. Sorry.
BoSox21
09-21-2009, 08:49 PM
WTF does average post count per day mean anyway? Anyone can pump that up by spending 45 mins in an active GT
msubulldogs21
09-21-2009, 08:50 PM
WTF does average post count per day mean anyway? Anyone can pump that up by spending 45 mins in an active GT
Excellent point
Coco's Disciples
09-21-2009, 08:50 PM
Silly to insult anyone's social life, whether it be Crespo's, Soxfan's, or anyone elses on a message board.
Agreed. We all post on a message board, after all. Soxfan, take it down a notch on the confrontations.
Speaking of Crespo...is he banned for good?
Yes.
Why does there always have to be a feeding frenzy on new posters? This is why so many leave. It's only because SpudBoy is so level-headed, emotionally mature and hard to insult that he has stayed.
Spudboy stayed because Spudboy is the man.
redsoxrules
09-21-2009, 08:51 PM
Yes.
Why...did I miss something?
I always thought he was a pretty good poster
a700hitter
09-21-2009, 08:52 PM
Spudboy stayed because Spudboy is the man.He is, but we don't have to drive every other new poster away.
Soxfan#1
09-21-2009, 08:53 PM
Now, I have a little more time on my hands than I'd like, but...
I go to college, I have a person of the opposite sex in my life, I don't use my hand, etc etc. I think atleast one of those things apply to everyone on this forum but you. Don't question my social life by post per day count
Virginkid#1. Good one. You accuse me of not having a life when I'm one of the few not pathetic enough to flirt with some attention whore over the internet.
Keep the hypocrisy coming though. God knows an "Lol..." is coming
That's not what i mean, man.
The reason she said is because still after being banned Crespo came back to attack me and Jacoby.
Hell, i'll forward you the PM he sent me, which i kept for the lulz.
You gotta check out the whole story and pick your spots dude.
Crespo was unbanned. That account was one he registered to apologize to you and voice how ridiculous the ban was. If I haven't made it clear, I agree completely. Whether you like him or not, he did not go over the line in harassment compared to other lowlifes on this board.
Silly to insult anyone's social life, whether it be Crespo's, Soxfan's, or anyone elses on a message board.
Agreed. But some bitch who's been on here for not even 2 weeks yet sure has us pegged.
Edit: Sounds good Kramer. This was typed before your post.
Coco's Disciples
09-21-2009, 08:53 PM
Why...did I miss something?
I always thought he was a pretty good poster
He was banned for three days for breaking the rules, then went insane in PMs and e-mails. That's all I'm going to say on the matter.
Dipre
09-21-2009, 08:57 PM
Virginkid#1. Good one. You accuse me of not having a life when I'm one of the few not pathetic enough to flirt with some attention whore over the internet. Don't question the
Keep the hypocrisy coming. God knows an "Lol..." is coming
Crespo was unbanned. That account was one he registered to apologize to you and voice how ridiculous the ban was. If I haven't made it clear, I agree completely. Whether you like him or not, he did not go over the line in harassment compared to other lowlifes on this board.
Agreed. But some bitch who's been on here for not even 2 weeks yet sure has us pegged.
Edit: Sounds good Kramer. This was typed before your post.
What the fuck are you talking about?
When she entered the site she was defending you over all of the harassment you suffer here.
You're seriously talking about hypocrisy?
And about the account, look at its final posts and tell me he was apologizing when he was calling me and J_E out.
Why are being such a cunt?
BigPapiEnFuego
09-21-2009, 09:03 PM
Goddamnit Soxfan, I've always been cool to you, and tried to defend you on here, but you need to fucking cool yourself. Stop lashing out at everyone. Seriously, there is no damn point.
Soxfan#1
09-21-2009, 09:07 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?
When she entered the site she was defending you over all of the harassment you suffer here.
You're seriously talking about hypocrisy?
And about the account, look at its final posts and tell me he was apologizing when he was calling me and J_E out.
Why are being such a cunt?
And she just flip flopped when I pointed out that she shouldn't be accusing another of having no social life. Surprise? Not really.
In the past, this stuff was never ban worthy. Even for Dipre. I wouldn't even ban him. I did not like him, but that was always part of the board. Back and forth. WOW. I looked at the old F&C fights, this stuff was mild compared to everything else. I'm shocked, but run this the way you please. It is your board.
SFOC refund me my $25 dues. I won't participate in a league in which I am banned.
BTW, this is Crespo. And Dipre + J_E, I owe you an apology. Macro imaging was never a big deal, it was a mild annoyance, but considering the back and forth barbs that defined this board for five years, I could never imagine being banned for something so petty. I am sorry Dipre for getting you banned. This is my fault. We put up with Riverside for much longer than you, and we even extending him much more courtesy. Same goes for GIARSF, adam123, etc.
It has been a great run. Thank you, all.
Virginkid#1. Good one. You accuse me of not having a life when I'm one of the few not pathetic enough to flirt with some attention whore over the internet.
Keep the hypocrisy coming though. God knows an "Lol..." is coming
Crespo was unbanned. That account was one he registered to apologize to you and voice how ridiculous the ban was. If I haven't made it clear, I agree completely. Whether you like him or not, he did not go over the line in harassment compared to other lowlifes on this board.
Agreed. But some bitch who's been on here for not even 2 weeks yet sure has us pegged.
Edit: Sounds good Kramer. This was typed before your post.
Have you even bothered to interpret the entire situation? You're talking out of your ass, you don't know anything, you're not even reading entire posts, you're just selecting the bits that you think you can argue against. Honestly, the pavement I drove on to get to school could come up with a better argument than you.
And Dipre's right, I did try to defend you, and you were still a dick to me, so be it
Soxfan#1
09-21-2009, 09:09 PM
I apologize all. I took this too far, but I disagree with how this situation is being handled.
Coco's Disciples
09-21-2009, 09:09 PM
I'm locking this thread. Maybe I'll open it up again later.
yeszir
09-21-2009, 09:30 PM
Good idea on the lock.
And for the record, crespo wasn't permabanned because of insults. He got a 3 day ban, like others did (and like others will continue to get), then huffed off in a fit of rage. He was welcome back after the 3 days, but chose to burn all bridges instead. The permanent ban stems from this and various emails I've received from him, not from his initial fighting with anyone.
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