Pretty funny story from the Onion

[Youk Of The Nation]

Enjoy (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/female_fans_out_for_season_with)

[The Dustball]

"You hate to see anyone with that kind of masculine yet boyish appeal go down. No one has worked harder or done more for this team's female fan base than Tom has, and we expect him to set his rugged, chiseled jaw, keep his twinkling blue eyes on the prize, and be ready to get back on the field and in front of the cameras by next year."

:lol: Good read.