I just had to move 13 pages of this crap, you jackasses

[Emmz]

Yeah but I've been smoking for a while too but yeah I don't think I have much ability for sports either : p

[The_Destroyah]

Yeah but I've been smoking for a while too but yeah I don't think I have much ability for sports either : p

yeah, I never got into any of the teams in highschool and I never really had the stamina either because I started smoking around 15 it made running more than 10ft. a little difficult, but the Navy made me quit before bootcamp.

[Emmz]

Yeah lol I started when I was 14 or 15 too so yeah. I know what you mean I was in marching band in high school and I had trouble doing that sometimes ><

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

5 What do you do for fun? Hang out with friends, other stuff that girls like to do

So you're telling us that you're one of those girls who takes it in the butt?

[Emmz]

Looking back, to be honest, that was the intent lol

[The_Destroyah]

Looking back, to be honest, that was the intent lol

really? :blink:

[Emmz]

To some degree, maybe not "fellacio" specifically, but I was sort of hoping to get a comment on that lol

: p

[The_Destroyah]

well, we get alot of perverts (say hi to Gom) especially being an online(key word there) forum but I believe this is the first erm..."crude" poster of the female variety that ive run into.

[Emmz]

LOL! Yeah I know what you mean I have a lot of pervs on my MSN and sadly most of them are real life friends. So it's not like I can just block them and be done with it

And yeah I am kind of a perv myself, just don't talk about M Shadows, then it gets really bad, I think I might get banned for saying what I'd... Okay I'm done

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Looking back, to be honest, that was the intent lol
rly that's interesting. *whistles*

[Emmz]

: p Meh, whaaaatever!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just don't know of many girls that admit to type of thing so quickly.


Fuckin New Hampshire...

[CrespoBlows]

Just don't know of many girls that admit to type of thing so quickly.


Fuckin New Hampshire...

Gee, I wonder why?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Gee, I wonder why?
What are you saying, Texan?

[Emmz]

It was just a joke, sorry sorry, didn't mean to cause an issue ><

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

It was just a joke, sorry sorry, didn't mean to cause an issue ><
Issue?

[CrespoBlows]

What are you saying, Texan?

Internet.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Internet.
Ah, nice backpedal.

[Emmz]

Issue?

Oh nothing nevermind I guess just thought you guys were gunna start hatin on me or something : p

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

So you're telling us that you're one of those girls who takes it in the butt?


Looking back, to be honest, that was the intent lol

And why would we hate on you?

[Emmz]

Lol I dunno nevermind just me being slow.

[Dipre]

This thread took a 90 degree turn from "meh" to fantastic in a span of 30 minutes.

[The_Destroyah]

its amazing what a permiscuous woman can do to a thread.

[Dipre]

its amazing what a permiscuous woman can do to a thread.

A promiscuous woman, a Texan, and a metal-head to be exact.

[Emmz]

Oh right everyone go after me now! Lol that was not cool man!

[The_Destroyah]

A promiscuous woman, a Texan, and a metal-head to be exact.

hopefully we didnt scare the woman away :o
Dont leave, this place is a total sausage fest!

[Dipre]

Oh right everyone go after me now! Lol that was not cool man!

Pipe down, woman, we're professing your awesomeness. Not attacking you.

[Emmz]

Dude lol, sausagefest is right! I went to a sausagefest party last weekend, those are so bad ewww

[CrespoBlows]

A promiscuous woman, a Texan, and a metal-head to be exact.

What the fuck are you talking about? He asked why she was so open about sex. I merely said that the internet was the culprit.

[The_Destroyah]

Dude lol, sausagefest is right! I went to a sausagefest party last weekend, those are so bad ewww

well judging from some of your previous posts im sure many of the others at the sausage fest were glad to have you there.

[Emmz]

Pipe down, woman, we're professing your awesomeness. Not attacking you.

OHHH RIGHT!!! LOL, make me, boy!

[Dipre]

What the fuck are you talking about? He asked why she was so open about sex. I merely said that the internet was the culprit.

I found the "What are you saying, Texan?" then "Internet" exchange very funny.

Got a problem with that, Texan?

[Emmz]

well judging from some of your previous posts im sure many of the others at the sausage fest were glad to have you there.

Oh yeah.

[The_Destroyah]

Oh yeah.
lol.
what does that mean?
:lol:

[Dipre]

Oh yeah.

Women:

Man's downfall.

[The_Destroyah]

Women:

Man's downfall.

yup.
men will kill for good felatio. :lol:

[Dipre]

yup.
men will kill for good felatio. :lol:

I will lie, cheat, steal and kill for good fellatio.

[Emmz]

lol.
what does that mean?
:lol:

Lol, nothing, nothing at all, really, just that a lot of guys were very friendly and outgoing towards me lol

Oh and btw, I mean outgoing in the most literal way possible. : \

[The_Destroyah]

I will lie, cheat, steal and kill for good fellatio.

I HAVE lied and cheated for it, I have yet to steal or kill, but I would if it meant A+ head.

[Dipre]

I HAVE lied and cheated for it, I have yet to steal or kill, but I would if it meant A+ head.

I'm a lawyer.

It's what i'm trained to do, champ.

[Dipre]

Lol, nothing, nothing at all, really, just that a lot of guys were very friendly and outgoing towards me lol

Oh and btw, I mean outgoing in the most literal way possible. : \

Well done.

[The_Destroyah]

Lol, nothing, nothing at all, really, just that a lot of guys were very friendly and outgoing towards me lol

Oh and btw, I mean outgoing in the most literal way possible. : \
im sure they were very friendly to you...

oops I missed the last part...but it appears you have a boyfriend so I imagine you didnt get harassed TOO much.

[Emmz]

I HAVE lied and cheated for it, I have yet to steal or kill, but I would if it meant A+ head.

Gotta find a girl who has no gag reflex

[The_Destroyah]

Gotta find a girl who has no gag reflex

every girl ive dated since I got hair south of the belly button has had little to no gag reflex. its a great skill for a young lady to know...plus it gets them out of the kitchen occaisionally lol (kidding no one get too twisted)

[Emmz]

Or maybe you're just not reaching the gag reflex? : O

[Dipre]

Gotta find a girl who has no gag reflex

Impossible for a woman not to have gag reflex with me.

[Coco's Disciples]

Impossible for a woman not to have gag reflex with me.

lol

I'd split this thread, but I really don't want a thread called 'Fellatio Discussion' on the forum.

[Emmz]

Lol wooow! This is worse than some of the MSN conversations I have! Except the ones on MSN are more like "my cok iz big u wan 2 c it on cam???"

[The_Destroyah]

<_<
Or maybe you're just not reaching the gag reflex? : O

no, i have experienced the wonders of a bottomless esophagus quite a few times. <_<
you are too green to start insulting the size of my "cash and prizes"

[Emmz]

lol

I'd split this thread, but I really don't want a thread called 'Fellatio Discussion' on the forum.

LOL! That would be kinda awkward!

[The_Destroyah]

Impossible for a woman not to have gag reflex with me.

:rolleyes:

[Coco's Disciples]

Lol wooow! This is worse than some of the MSN conversations I have! Except the ones on MSN are more like "my cok iz big u wan 2 c it on cam???"

WELL DO YOU?

[The_Destroyah]

lol

I'd split this thread, but I really don't want a thread called 'Fellatio Discussion' on the forum.

why not?
:dunno:
it sounds like it would be in the top ten best talksox threads of all time.

[Emmz]

So uncool.

[Spudboy]

I will lie, cheat, steal and kill for good fellatio.

An important distinction.

Carry on.

[Coco's Disciples]

why not?
:dunno:
it sounds like it would be in the top ten best talksox threads of all time.

I'm afraid of the ads that would show up at the top of the page.

[The_Destroyah]

I'm afraid of the ads that would show up at the top of the page.
ads?

[Spudboy]

Gotta find a girl who has no gag reflex

I know one. Only one.

Still, judicious use of the hands is appreciated.

[Dipre]

An important distinction.

Carry on.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Emmz]

Lol, know whatcha mean Spudboy, girls always forget to use their hands : p I know this

[Dipre]

lol

I'd split this thread, but I really don't want a thread called 'Fellatio Discussion' on the forum.

How dare you? This is an educational thread!


Lol wooow! This is worse than some of the MSN conversations I have! Except the ones on MSN are more like "my cok iz big u wan 2 c it on cam???"

Never said i'm big, it's just that i'm a once-in-a-generation talent, like Albert Pujols.

They marvel at its awesomeness.


:rolleyes:

Read above, champ.

[Spudboy]

Lol, know whatcha mean Spudboy, girls always forget to use their hands : p I know this

You're alright Emmz.

I got to go meat my lady friend for drinks. By the way, she is the one with no gag reflex.

Excellent thread.

Cary on.:D

[Coco's Disciples]

ads?

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk212/Krams706/Picture3-1.png?t=1252633858

[Emmz]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk212/Krams706/Picture3-1.png?t=1252633858

I'm guessing that it would change to something more erotic lol

[The_Destroyah]

Never said i'm big, it's just that i'm a once-in-a-generation talent, like Albert Pujols.
They marvel at its awesomeness.

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dipre]

You're alright Emmz.

I got to go meat my lady friend for drinks. By the way, she is the one with no gag reflex.

Excellent thread.

Cary on.:D

Post of the year.


http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk212/Krams706/Picture3-1.png?t=1252633858

Ok, i can't stop laughing now.

[Emmz]

You're alright Emmz.

I got to go meat my lady friend for drinks. By the way, she is the one with no gag reflex.

Excellent thread.

Cary on.:D

And to think I sparked this awesome thread didn't I! I feel special! And on my first day here! Wait I have like 50 posts already holy shit x_x

[The_Destroyah]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk212/Krams706/Picture3-1.png?t=1252633858

lol. im actually intruged as to what would show up :lol:

[Coco's Disciples]

I'm guessing that it would change to something more erotic lol
Indeed.

[Dipre]

And to think I sparked this awesome thread didn't I! I feel special! And on my first day here! Wait I have like 50 posts already holy shit x_x

You're my new favorite poster.

Just sayin'.

[Emmz]

You're my new favorite poster.

Just sayin'.

I feel loved! : )

[Dipre]

I feel loved! : )

Just wait 'till you meet Gom.

[suns]

Just wait 'till you meet Gom.

You don't want to meet gom. :lol::lol:

[The_Destroyah]

You're alright Emmz.

I got to go meat my lady friend for drinks. By the way, she is the one with no gag reflex.

Excellent thread.

Cary on.:D
Please tell me that isnt a typo. even if it is a typo tell me it isnt, that is fucking great! :clap:

[Coco's Disciples]

And to think I sparked this awesome thread didn't I! I feel special! And on my first day here! Wait I have like 50 posts already holy shit x_x

You had a legendary first day.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

lol

I'd split this thread, but I really don't want a thread called 'Fellatio Discussion' on the forum.


Call it "The Talksox Virgins" topic.

[yankees228]

Nothing like an off day off day for the Red Sox and Yankees...

[Dipre]

Please tell me that isnt a typo. even if it is a typo tell me it isnt, that is fucking great! :clap:

Joke already made,champ.

By yours truly.

[Emmz]

Just wait 'till you meet Gom.

Lol I've dealt with some of the lowest, you don't even wanna know what one of my friends said to me a couple weeks ago, it was very awkward and creepy

[Dipre]

Call it "The Talksox Virgins" topic.

It couldn't be called that before.

It can be called that now that you posted. :lol:

[The_Destroyah]

Joke already made,champ.

By yours truly.

I wasn't joking I was applauding.

[Dipre]

Lol I've dealt with some of the lowest, you don't even wanna know what one of my friends said to me a couple weeks ago, it was very awkward and creepy

Exact description of the man.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

It couldn't be called that before.

It can be called that now that you posted. :lol:

hahaha nice comeback

[Dipre]

I wasn't joking I was applauding.

Damn it, well played.

[Emmz]

Exact description of the man.

: \ Is there a block button on this site?

[Dipre]

hahaha nice comeback

Nothing like lack of baseball to get the creative juices flowing. :D

[Spudboy]

Please tell me that isnt a typo. even if it is a typo tell me it isnt, that is fucking great! :clap:

;)

[Dipre]

: \ Is there a block button on this site?

Lol i'm kidding, he's a pretty cool guy, but he likes the ladies a lot.

[Emmz]

Yeah I know the type lol

[The_Destroyah]

Lol i'm kidding, he's a pretty cool guy, but he likes the ladies a lot.

I think thats stretching it.
he's not a bad guy, but I wouldnt throw cool in there lol.:lol:

[Emmz]

Sounds like he's a creeper though : p

[The_Destroyah]

Sounds like he's a creeper though : p

lol not really, he is just a trolling yankee fan...but he isnt an alltogether bad guy.

[Emmz]

I see I see. I try to give everyone a chance, I'm pretty nice usually

[Youk Of The Nation]

You are all insane.

Also, I miss sex a lot. Thanks, you jerks.

[The_Destroyah]

You are all insane.

Also, I miss sex a lot. Thanks, you jerks.

well maybe if you got off of the interweb and started spittin game you could get yourself some nice young quiff.

[Youk Of The Nation]

well maybe if you got off of the interweb and started spittin game you could get yourself some nice young quiff.

Maybe I don't have the inclination at the moment, buddy.

[The_Destroyah]

Maybe I don't have the inclination at the moment, buddy.

thats fine, but maybe if you dont have the inclination then you shouldnt complain, you cant catch any fish if you dont go fishing, chief.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Maybe if you knew anything about me and had been here for more than fifteen seconds, you would understand why I can do both, champ (copyright DiPre 2009).

[The_Destroyah]

Maybe if you knew anything about me and had been here for more than fifteen seconds, you would understand why I can do both, champ (copyright DiPre 2009).

lol okay my bad, champchiefbuddysporttiger.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Destroyah. I'm not trying to be a jerk. I should have explained myself more fully, but my comment was intended more for those who would understand it in the discussion, like DiPre or Coco. I was just...remembering old times, I guess is the best way to put it.

...slugger.

[Dipre]

Maybe if you knew anything about me and had been here for more than fifteen seconds, you would understand why I can do both, champ (copyright DiPre 2009).

Awww come on, YoTN, you know he means no harm by it (and thanks for the Copyright notice)

[Youk Of The Nation]

No problem, without it, royalties are a bitch.

[The_Destroyah]

Destroyah. I'm not trying to be a jerk. I should have explained myself more fully, but my comment was intended more for those who would understand it in the discussion, like DiPre or Coco. I was just...remembering old times, I guess is the best way to put it.

...slugger.

Its all good, no offense intended...bro

[Dipre]

*Talksox hug time*

Where's Crespo?

[Emmz]

I flipped this conversation in a complete 180, lol, funny funny.

[The_Destroyah]

I flipped this conversation in a complete 180, lol, funny funny.

thats why you are Talksox's new favorite pair of...erm scratch that...new favorite poster.;)

[Spudboy]

thats fine, but maybe if you dont have the inclination then you shouldnt complain, you cant catch any fish if you dont go fishing, chief.

Lets drop the advice to YOTN M. Please.

[Dipre]

Lets drop the advice to YOTN M. Please.

Already taken care off, champ. :lol:

[Spudboy]

Already taken care off, champ. :lol:

Yes, I see.

Back to the subject at hand, so to speak.

Emmz has made many new friends tonight!

[The_Destroyah]

Yes, I see.

Back to the subject at hand, so to speak.

Emmz has made many new friends tonight!

most definitely, she is quickly becoming a hit around here.

[Emmz]

Lol I have fans already, good times for me, good times : )

[Dipre]

Lol desperation for female company over the internetz at its best.

[The_Destroyah]

Lol desperation for female company over the internetz at its best.

its a little pathetic lol.

[Emmz]

Psssssshhhh

[Dipre]

its a little pathetic lol.

Of course it is, champ.

[Emmz]

Of course it is, champ.

Good one, kiddo!

[The_Destroyah]

Good one, kiddo!

havent heard that one here on Talksox yet, good job for adding a new one to the list, doll.

[CrespoBlows]

Some of you haven't seen pussy in a long time.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Some of you haven't seen pussy in a long time.

I think the last time some of these guys saw it they were emerging from one.

[CrespoBlows]

I think the last time some of these guys saw it they were emerging from one.

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

[Dipre]

Some of you haven't seen pussy in a long time.

Don't quite think you should enter that contest, young man.

[CrespoBlows]

Don't quite think you should enter that contest, young man.

Says the guy who spent his evening e-flirting.

[Dipre]

Says the guy who spent his evening e-flirting.

Yeah but everything's bigger in Texas............except your penis. :lol:

So i doubt your pussy-finding endeavors meet much success. :D

Lol i'm totally kidding with you, champ, don't snap.

[The_Destroyah]

Some of you haven't seen pussy in a long time.

whats your definition of a long time? :lol:

and yes it has been far too long for me.

[Dipre]

I'll get more pussy this weekend than some of you have your entire lives.

/Crespo,J_E,BPEnFuego.

[Emmz]

I get more pussy than all of you, so stfu : p

[The_Destroyah]

I get more pussy than all of you, so stfu : p

that will change as soon as you get your hands out of your pants.

[Emmz]

Word to your moms, I come to drop bombs, I got more pussy than the bible's got psalms.

[The_Destroyah]

Word to your moms, I come to drop bombs, I got more pussy than the bible's got psalms.

touche :rolleyes:

[Emmz]

Lol House of Pain. Annnnnnyways......

[Soxfan#1]

Some of you haven't seen pussy in a long time.

My thoughts exactly, but if I had said it than I would have been jumped on way too fast. ;)

[Emmz]

I wouldn't jump on ya, I haven't seen you around here before, so hi I guess : p

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just read the rest of this thread. Holy shit I laughed way too hard.

[Dipre]

My thoughts exactly, but if I had said it than I would have been jumped on way too fast. ;)

It's common knowledge you're a virgin, champ.

[The_Destroyah]

My thoughts exactly, but if I had said it than I would have been jumped on way too fast. ;)

You wouldnt have been jumped on, you are the one vagina here that no one wants to be on.

[Dipre]

You wouldnt have been jumped on, you are the one vagina here that no one wants to be on.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol:

Holy shit, well fucking played!!!

[The_Destroyah]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol:

Holy shit, well fucking played!!!

yeah I got to admit I was proud of that one. :lol:

[Dipre]

yeah I got to admit I was proud of that one. :lol:

Be proud, champ!

[Emmz]

Awww come on seriously, Soxfan don't listen to them

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Dipre and Destroyah are on a roll.

[CrespoBlows]

Nah, Soxfan is on the board.

[TheKilo]

WELL DO YOU?

Funniest post in the thread, well done sir

[Emmz]

Why is everyone mean to Soxfan? Lol, be nice people, he's a person too

[The_Destroyah]

Why is everyone mean to Soxfan? Lol, be nice people, he's a person too

thats the first time ive ever said anything to soxfan, I was just returning the insult...we are all thickskinned enough here to handle a few insults.

[Emmz]

Lol yeah but everyone seems to do it

[The_Destroyah]

Lol yeah but everyone seems to do it

yeah he seems to be a magnet for insults, I assume there is a reason for that, and I haven't ever insulted him other than that so I dont exactly feel bad for him.

[TheKilo]

I think the last time some of these guys saw it they were emerging from one.

Sorry CD, I lied, THIS is the funniest post in the thread.

[Soxfan#1]

Nah, Soxfan is on the board.

How so?

[Dipre]

How so?

Lol let it go.

You know we're just kidding around with you, man.

[Emmz]

How so?

They're just hating, don't listen to it : )

[YanksHater213]

I remember when soxfan was prancing around here when he was 11 or whatever. Kid has grown up before my eyes.

[Dipre]

I remember when soxfan was prancing around here when he was 11 or whatever. Kid has grown up before my eyes.

This thread is epic.

[Coco's Disciples]

Funniest post in the thread, well done sir

Yes!


Sorry CD, I lied, THIS is the funniest post in the thread.

Shit!

Seriously, I'm interested in a study of how many of Dipre's posts have "champ" or "well-played". Talk about overkill.

[CrespoBlows]

This:

It makes no sense.

Can't do macro imaging, so he reverts to captioning. Lame.

[Emmz]

I remember when soxfan was prancing around here when he was 11 or whatever. Kid has grown up before my eyes.

Lol how long has this place been around?

[Coco's Disciples]

Lol how long has this place been around?

April 2004.

[Dipre]

Seriously, I'm interested in a study of how many of Dipre's posts have "champ" or "well-played". Talk about overkill.

It's a posting style, your whiteness.

[CrespoBlows]

Racist

[Emmz]

What have I done

[The_Destroyah]

It's a posting style, your whiteness.

hey no need for racial slurs...<_<

[CrespoBlows]

What have I done

What an ego.

[Dipre]

This:

It makes no sense.

Can't do macro imaging, so he reverts to captioning. Lame.

Self-description is awesome. :lol:

[Emmz]

What an ego.

: p Lies.

[Dipre]

hey no need for racial slurs...<_<

Not meant to be one, sir.

[CrespoBlows]

Self-description is awesome. :lol:

What awesome wit! You've rebuked nothing, and have further proved my point.

[Dipre]

What awesome wit! You've rebuked nothing, and have further proved my point.

*Sigh*

The 12-year-old in Crespo is acting up again.

Well, it's best to ignore him.

[CrespoBlows]

*Sigh*

The 12-year-old in Crespo is acting up again.

Well, it's best to ignore him.

This post is littered with irony, but it's hilarious how you keep proving how lame and repetitive your insults/posts are.

[Dipre]

This post is littered with irony, but it's hilarious how you keep proving how lame and repetitive your insults/posts are.

Ok then.

Let me know if you need help making your bed, ok?

[CrespoBlows]

Ok then.

Let me know if you need help making your bed, ok?

I've heard twelve year olds make these kind of jokes.

[Dipre]

I've heard twelve year olds make these kind of jokes.

You're one of them, so of course you have.

[CrespoBlows]

You're one of them, so of course you have.

It must be sad to be so boring and predictable.

[Dipre]

It must be sad to be so boring and predictable.

Actually no, my side hurts from laughing at you.

[CrespoBlows]

Actually no, my side hurts from laughing at you.

Given the number of POTY, and well-played awards you've handed out, this isn't too much of a surprise either.

[Dipre]

Given the number of POTY, and well-played awards you've handed out, this isn't too much of a surprise either.

Well there's one award i haven't handed out:

Douche of the year.

That one is all yours.

[CrespoBlows]

This would be like Ted Haggard handing out that award.

[Dipre]

This would be like Ted Haggard handing out that award.

If he was handing it to you, there'd be no problem.

In fact, the late Sen. Kennedy could hand it to you, and there'd be no problem.

[Soxfan#1]

Lol let it go.

You know we're just kidding around with you, man.

I just don't know what he means by being on the board...

Someone should split from where Emm started posting. This thread has been useful for new members to get themselves out to the rest of the board and it's been spam ever since.

[Coco's Disciples]

I just don't know what he means by being on the board...

Someone should split from where Emm started posting. This thread has been useful for new members to get themselves out to the rest of the board and it's been spam ever since.

I'll do it sometime today. It takes a while to check all those boxes.

[Emmz]

Dude I try to be nice and you try to single me out, not cool man : (

[Dipre]

Dude I try to be nice and you try to single me out, not cool man : (

That's not what he meant.

He meant to make it into a different thread because we basically hijacked this one.

[Emmz]

Oh my bad, sorry, kinda new to this didn't know what split meant sorry!

[YanksHater213]

Lol how long has this place been around?

You make it sound like soxfan is 31 with that comment and the site has been around forever...

that said, about 5 years.

[Emmz]

I see, yeah someone said since 2004 a few pages back

And yeah I have no idea how old people are around here, so yeah, I was just wondering how old it was, not like I thought the site was 20 years old or something

[Youk Of The Nation]

The last ten pages or so of this thread are fucking awesome.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Well since we're no longer enforcing the rules, everyone is gay.

[VA Sox Fan]

Well since we're no longer enforcing the rules, everyone is gay.

Well, I'm not, but everyone else is! :lol:

[The_Destroyah]

Well since we're no longer enforcing the rules, everyone is gay.

your mother is a whore...

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

your mother is a whore...
your daddy likes cleveland steamers

[The_Destroyah]

your daddy likes cleveland steamers

how do you know?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

how do you know?
Witness?

[The_Destroyah]

Witness?

I wonder how much my pops had to pay your mother for one?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I wonder how much my pops had to pay your mother for one?
Probably quite a sum, since my mother probably knew your pops had very little hope of ever getting free pussy (or in this case, free dumps on his chest).

[Dipre]

Stop it.

[The_Destroyah]

Probably quite a sum, since my mother probably knew your pops had very little hope of ever getting free pussy (or in this case, free dumps on his chest).

wow this thread went from lame to cool to awesome to legendary in under 48 hours :lol:

[suns]

Emmz is my favorite poster.

[Emmz]

Lol, this is too funny, and thanks, I feel loved

[Youk Of The Nation]

Alright, I'm splitting this thread, you freaks.

[Youk Of The Nation]

By the way, fuck you Coco for not doing this yesterday when it was half as long. I'll get you back for this.

[suns]

Nice name of the thread.

[Coco's Disciples]

Actually I tried to tonight, but after I checked all the boxes and named the thread and everything, it just froze up. It happened twice.

But I still expect your revenge.

[The_Destroyah]

lol great name...this is one of the best "off-topic" threads of all time.

[suns]

Thread of the 5 years.

[TheKilo]

Dipre, in all honesty, is 4chan your homepage or bookmarked?

[Dipre]

Dipre, in all honesty, is 4chan your homepage or bookmarked?

TheKilo, in all honesty, do you have a "How to be a douche" manual handy all the time?

Stop stirring shit up, douche-nozzle.

[TheKilo]

I simply asked a question, no need to go on the defensive.

[Dipre]

I simply asked a question, no need to go on the defensive.

How could i not go on the defensive if you've been on offense all day long.

Stop it.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

40 posts per page FTW

[BigPapiEnFuego]

your daddy likes cleveland steamers

I literally laughed out loud. Post of the year, way to go champ, etc.

[Dipre]

I literally laughed out loud. Post of the year, way to go champ, etc.

Those words and phrases have been banned from the site FYI.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

That's the joke, sorta. And I thought it was just for you.

[Dipre]

That's the joke, sorta. And I thought it was just for you.

Noez.

Perma-bans will be handed.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Lame. Sad how this has become a place of nothing but pretentious nerd fans and people who can't handle the internet.

[CrespoBlows]

Lame. Sad how this has become a place of nothing but pretentious nerd fans and people who can't handle the internet.

Then fucking leave.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

No, I don't think I will.

[CrespoBlows]

No, I don't think I will.

Good. I would miss your metal contributions, and Ken Rosenthal imitations.

[Coco's Disciples]

Lame. Sad how this has become a place of nothing but pretentious nerd fans and people who can't handle the internet.

Do you really think that perma-bans will be given for saying "champ"?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/28/633502095110658970-facepalm.jpg

[CrespoBlows]

Sigh...

Anime and Macros?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Do you really think that perma-bans will be given for saying "champ"?
Either way, I still think its fucking weak that the same 4 or 5 people here are always bitching about other people's character traits. I too could be an arrogant dipshit, climb up on my soapbox, and rant about how fail, champ, POTY, macros, and people amusing themselves/others is so annoying and how that behavior is interfering with my vision of this being a nazi-ed out version of SoSH. But I don't, because I don't have a cement skull.

[Dipre]

Read this example of unprovoked, uncalled for attacking........


Then fucking leave.


Good. I would miss your metal contributions, and Ken Rosenthal imitations.

Then read this nugget of unadulterated hipocrisy......


Careful. This would shortly end your tenure here, as you cannot resist sticking your nose into shit and attempting to blow it up.


Yeah, from me. I've done nothing remotely close to the habitual attempts by you to intervene and escalate shit.

Such irony is simply delicious.

[The_Destroyah]

wow this thread deteriorated quickly.

[Dipre]

wow this thread deteriorated quickly.

Of course.

The spirit of warfare entered it.

Remember when it was just a generally fun thread?

God, i miss that time.

[Coco's Disciples]

Of course.

The spirit of warfare entered it.

Remember when it was just a generally fun thread?

God, i miss that time.

I look back fondly on that day.

[Dipre]

I look back fondly on that day.

Ah, memories, huh?

[The_Destroyah]

http://www.pbs.org/niot/get_involved/media/stophate.jpg


champ.

[Spudboy]

Either way, I still think its fucking weak that the same 4 or 5 people here are always bitching about other people's character traits. I too could be an arrogant dipshit, climb up on my soapbox, and rant about how fail, champ, POTY, macros, and people amusing themselves/others is so annoying and how that behavior is interfering with my vision of this being a nazi-ed out version of SoSH. But I don't, because I don't have a cement skull.

POTY.

[Spudboy]

Sooo....Let's get back to blow jobs and anal sex.:D

[TheKilo]

Lame. Sad how this has become a place of nothing but pretentious nerd fans and people who can't handle the internet.

Hahahahahaha

[TheKilo]

Either way, I still think its fucking weak that the same 4 or 5 people here are always bitching about other people's character traits. I too could be an arrogant dipshit, climb up on my soapbox, and rant about how fail, champ, POTY, macros, and people amusing themselves/others is so annoying and how that behavior is interfering with my vision of this being a nazi-ed out version of SoSH. But I don't, because I don't have a cement skull.

If I wanted 4chan, I'd just go to 4chan. I want intelligent baseball discussion, heaven forbid we ask for that on a Red Sox board.

The thing I have to question is, does anyone find the image macros, POTY, and "champ" to be funny? At all?

[schillingouttheks]

Okay. I know there has been light mod presence because of hectic schedules in college and shit, but let's stop this now.

Please cut down on the champ and the related shit. It is slightly annoying, and apparently it's causing issues. If someone let's it slip, that's fine, but please do not go out of your way to call someone out on it. That is even more annoying than "champ", etc.

Stop yelling at each other. I'm not about to go surfing through everything to find out who said what and hand out bans, but please, for the love of God, stop the stupid back and forth.

Really, this is a big deal over nothing. The next person to blatantly carry this out will receive a ban of 2 days. Please do not make one of the mods do this.

Here's a picture of a girl on "my list" to get everyone back on the same page.

Emmanuelle Chriqui is fantastic:

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/16-22/gal_chriqui2.jpg

[The_Destroyah]

If I wanted 4chan, I'd just go to 4chan. I want intelligent baseball discussion, heaven forbid we ask for that on a Red Sox board.

The thing I have to question is, does anyone find the image macros, POTY, and "champ" to be funny? At all?

this Paticular thread is in the Anything Goes part of the forum, if you dont like it then why don't you just stick to the part dedicated to baseball?
The "Anything Goes" and "Off-Topic" forums are pretty self explanitory, they are meant to be a place where you can discuss "Off-Topic" subjects...does this escape you. My father taught me that if someone annoys you to stay away from them and ignore them, so if that type of thing annoys you, dont go to the threads that are meant to be off topic.

[The_Destroyah]

Okay. I know there has been light mod presence because of hectic schedules in college and shit, but let's stop this now.

Please cut down on the champ and the related shit. It is slightly annoying, and apparently it's causing issues.

Stop yelling at each other. I'm not about to go surfing through everything to find out who said what and hand out bans, but please, for the love of God, stop the stupid back and forth.

Really, this is a big deal over nothing. The next person to blatantly carry this out will receive a ban of 2 days. Please do not make one of the mods do this.

sorry I started writing my last comment before you posted that.

[schillingouttheks]

this Paticular thread is in the Anything Goes part of the forum, if you dont like it then why don't you just stick to the part dedicated to baseball?
The "Anything Goes" and "Off-Topic" forums are pretty self explanitory, they are meant to be a place where you can discuss "Off-Topic" subjects...does this escape you. My father taught me that if someone annoys you to stay away from them and ignore them, so if that type of thing annoys you, dont go to the threads that are meant to be off topic.

While I agree with the premise of your post, the "champ" shit has not been held to the anything goes section of this site. He could vent about it in one of the baseball-related threads in which the term shows up, or vent about it in the anything goes section. I don't think he is as out of line as some of you are making him out to be.

Just cut down on it. Don't stop altogether, but it is a bit annoying when it gets used in almost every post.

Compromise is wonderful.


sorry I started writing my last comment before you posted that.

It's fine. I know.

My post has now been up for ample time at this point. Next person gets a 2-day ban. I don't care who it is. It's one thing to be jokingly swirling insults at one another, but the atmosphere has gone off course and now people are slightly more serious with their words.

[The_Destroyah]

While I agree with the premise of your post, the "champ" shit has not been held to the anything goes section of this site. He could vent about it in one of those threads, or vent about it in the anything goes section. I don't think he is as out of line as some of you are making it out to be.

Just cut down on it. Don't stop altogether, but it is a bit annoying when it gets used in almost every post.

Compromise is wonderful.



It's fine. I know.

My post has now been up for ample time at this point. Next person gets a 2-day ban. I don't care who it is. It's one thing to be jokingly swirling insults at one another, but the atmosphere has gone off course and now people are slightly more serious with their words.

Understood and understood.

back to the picture you posted :thumbsup:

[Youk Of The Nation]

She looks like she's 13. From the neck up, at least.

[The_Destroyah]

She looks like she's 13. From the neck up, at least.

are you calling GQ pedofiles?

[yeszir]

Stop yelling at each other. I'm not about to go surfing through everything to find out who said what and hand out bans, but please, for the love of God, stop the stupid back and forth.


But I am. This is the last time that people blatantly flaunt the rules thinking that they'll get away with it.

To those who've been banned. Don't send me emails or pms or facebook messages about how it was someone else's fault. You deserve the ban, probably a longer one than the 3 days you have right now.

[yeszir]

But I am. This is the last time that people blatantly flaunt the rules thinking that they'll get away with it.

To those who've been banned. Don't send me emails or pms or facebook messages about how it was someone else's fault. You deserve the ban, probably a longer one than the 3 days you have right now.

POTY.

[Coco's Disciples]

I'd just like to apologize to the board for this post:



Seriously, I'm interested in a study of how many of Dipre's posts have "champ" or "well-played". Talk about overkill.

While I'm still awaiting the data, it wasn't a post I should have made and it started some stuff that didn't need to be started, which led to the shitstorm that is this thread.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

But I am. This is the last time that people blatantly flaunt the rules thinking that they'll get away with it.

To those who've been banned. Don't send me emails or pms or facebook messages about how it was someone else's fault. You deserve the ban, probably a longer one than the 3 days you have right now.
Should probably post this somewhere other than AG. :D


(maybe you did already, this is the only thread I've read since logging back on)

[Spudboy]

She looks like she's 13. From the neck up, at least.

Clearly, she has rotten teeth.

[Lowell25]

But I am. This is the last time that people blatantly flaunt the rules thinking that they'll get away with it.

To those who've been banned. Don't send me emails or pms or facebook messages about how it was someone else's fault. You deserve the ban, probably a longer one than the 3 days you have right now.

In the past, this stuff was never ban worthy. Even for Dipre. I wouldn't even ban him. I did not like him, but that was always part of the board. Back and forth. WOW. I looked at the old F&C fights, this stuff was mild compared to everything else. I'm shocked, but run this the way you please. It is your board.

SFOC refund me my $25 dues. I won't participate in a league in which I am banned.

BTW, this is Crespo. And Dipre + J_E, I owe you an apology. Macro imaging was never a big deal, it was a mild annoyance, but considering the back and forth barbs that defined this board for five years, I could never imagine being banned for something so petty. I am sorry Dipre for getting you banned. This is my fault. We put up with Riverside for much longer than you, and we even extending him much more courtesy. Same goes for GIARSF, adam123, etc.

It has been a great run. Thank you, all.

[MANNYHOF24]

Wait are they banned for good? That would be absurd. Banning two of the most active, intelligent posters on this board is not a good thing and will completely lessen the quality of it guaranteed.


Edit- nevermind I see it's just a three day ban now. It sounds like Crespo may be gone for good though.

[yeszir]

In the past, this stuff was never ban worthy. Even for Dipre. I wouldn't even ban him. I did not like him, but that was always part of the board. Back and forth. WOW. I looked at the old F&C fights, this stuff was mild compared to everything else. I'm shocked, but run this the way you please. It is your board.

SFOC refund me my $25 dues. I won't participate in a league in which I am banned.

BTW, this is Crespo. And Dipre + J_E, I owe you an apology. Macro imaging was never a big deal, it was a mild annoyance, but considering the back and forth barbs that defined this board for five years, I could never imagine being banned for something so petty. I am sorry Dipre for getting you banned. This is my fault. We put up with Riverside for much longer than you, and we even extending him much more courtesy. Same goes for GIARSF, adam123, etc.

It has been a great run. Thank you, all.
This needs to be said. In the past, you've never been as big of an asshole as you've been recently. F&C fights sucked and they were always something I hated. To think that they made this place awesome is ridiculous.

People have been acting like children here recently, and if you feel the need to leave because you got called out on it, so be it. I just won't let this place be overtaken with people who think they can get away with everything anymore. I banned people who violated the rules, and I will continue to do so.

[Soxfan#1]

Well that was pointless.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Should have gotten all the regulars on Dr. Phil while we had the chance.

[Emmz]

Hey, this thread used to be the shit, now it's just shit, come on now!

[yankees228]

Shame to see Crespo go.

[RWTP24]

Wow, this got a little out of hand... I really hope everyone comes back.

[Emmz]

I think we need to get back to how this thread used to be awesome, and funny, and ridiculous without it being all serious and crap