Joke Thread

[yeszir]

Tensions are rising about the league :o so lets all wind down and post some jokes.

Guidelines: nothing overtly racist/offensive, please.

[Zenny]

OK, to get this thing off on the right foot:

What do you call a black woman giving birth?
A black woman taking a shit!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn't racist, I swear.

[yeszir]

Originally posted by Zenny@Nov 15 2004, 07:19 PM
OK, to get this thing off on the right foot:

What do you call a black woman giving birth?
A black woman taking a shit!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn't racist, I swear.
:huh: I want to edit, but its the only post in this thread. :(

Anyways......

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna ride a bike?

[YanksHater213]

Why did they invent white chocolate?






























so black people could get messy too...

i had to post this one

[CrespoBlows]

Originally posted by Zenny@Nov 15 2004, 07:19 PM
OK, to get this thing off on the right foot:

What do you call a black woman giving birth?
A black woman taking a shit!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That wasn't racist, I swear.
That was great :lol:

You hear about Ku Klux Knievel?

He tried to jump 50 black people with a steam roller

[yeszir]

Originally posted by CrespoBlows+Nov 15 2004, 07:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CrespoBlows @ Nov 15 2004, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zenny@Nov 15 2004, 07:19 PM
OK, to get this thing off on the right foot:

What do you call a black woman giving birth?
A black woman taking a shit&#33;

HAHAHAHAHAHA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; That wasn&#39;t racist, I swear.
That was great :lol:

You hear about Ku Klux Knievel?

He tried to jump 50 black people with a steam roller [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh man. These are horrible.

[CrespoBlows]

Hear about the black woman who got an abortion?

Crime stoppers sent her a &#036;500 check

How come there aren&#39;t any mexicans in star trek?

They don&#39;t work in the future either

[CalvnHobs6]

Try not to laugh....must....not....can&#39;t stop.
Okay, they were funny.

[CalvnHobs6]

Hmm, wow.

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?




They&#39;re both fun as shit to ride, but you don&#39;t want your friends to see you doing it.

Hey wow, a joke that wasn&#39;t racist.

[stocker323]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?


SLAP&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
I&#39;m Rick James bitch.
(I love Chappelle&#39;s Show)

[Gertie]

Can we try to avoid Jewish jokes, though? They hit pretty close to home for me. My grandfather died in a concetration camp.


He fell off the guard tower.

[CalvnHobs6]

How do you blind Gertie?
Dental Fross&#33;

[Gertie]

Hey, hey, I&#39;m HALF Asian. It definitely takes yarn or something a little thicker than dental floss.

[CalvnHobs6]

Allrighty, I&#39;ll give you that.

[YanksHater213]

HAHA, Asian jokes... my specialty

[schillingouttheks]

one more racist joke?

how do u get black man out of a tree?

cut the rope.

go to www.funny.com for great jokes too...some of them i cant stop laughing for hours.

[YanksHater213]

What do you say when its pitch black and your TV starts to float?

DROP IT N***A&#33;


EDIT by CalvnHobs6 : we should at least avoid offensive slurs.

EDIT by ME: Yeah, thats my bad...

[ahhchon]

this can&#39;t be good for the boards rep.. i am laughing my ass off though..

why do black people eat tootsie rolls with forks?


























so they don&#39;t accidentally bite their fingers.

john

[schillingouttheks]

lol...wow this is awful...although i cant stop laughign...

[Zenny]

What do you call a Mexican getting baptised?

BEAN DIP&#33;

[Zenny]

What&#39;s a Jew&#39;s biggest dilemma?

FREE PORK&#33;

[Zenny]

What do you call a fat Chinese person?

A CHUNK&#33;

[Zenny]

No one is safe...

How do you know you&#39;re at a gay church?

ONLY HALF THE CONGREGATION KNEELS TO PRAY&#33;

[schillingouttheks]

Originally posted by Zenny@Nov 20 2004, 11:18 AM
What&#39;s a Jew&#39;s biggest dilemma?

FREE PORK&#33;
:angry: :thumbdown:

[Zenny]

It was only a matter of time... :harhar:

[Gertie]

We&#39;re bad people.

[yeszir]

I think enough is enough.