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jarjar
05-03-2004, 10:31 PM
I bartend in southern Ct. and have a hard time dealing with the onslaught of Yankee fan customers... ANY ADVICE???
If I hear 1918 one more time I'm gonna flip out.

Benny9Sox7
05-03-2004, 10:35 PM
where'in southern CT?.... my bro goes to college down there

jarjar
05-03-2004, 10:41 PM
STAMFORD

yeszir
05-04-2004, 06:44 AM
mace. Pure and simple. One or two squirts, and they'll leave you alone forever.

TheFens
05-04-2004, 02:19 PM
Mention the past two world series that they've lost, and see what they say. I'm sure they'll be pissed about Mariono Rivera blowing it in 2001, and the Marlins beating them horribly last year.

dirtdogman5
05-04-2004, 03:49 PM
I they're stupid Yankee fans, ask them to name their 1996 starting lineup (which is easy). If they can't then tell them they're in no condition to gloat because the no nothing about the game of baseball and they should keep hiding under their insecure Yankee loving ways. (I've had a lot of experiece with this.)

roary
05-04-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by yeszir@May 4 2004, 07:44 AM
mace. Pure and simple. One or two squirts, and they'll leave you alone forever.
hahaha. Yea! A bartender macing customers left and right. Thats a great idea!

jarjar
05-04-2004, 10:53 PM
I have used Visine... just kidding, most of them don't know their stats, I have tried that one, they are so inflated with ego after so many years it's pointless....

I (WE) need a win!!!

RedSoxRooter
05-04-2004, 10:56 PM
"5 across the eyes" as described here. http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

yeszir
05-05-2004, 07:09 PM
Aw, I HATE maddox. Its soooooo stupid. Everyone's obsessed with him!

Tek04
05-05-2004, 07:46 PM
Tell them to stop living in the past. Its a new millenium.

Sinix
05-05-2004, 08:14 PM
Maddox is funny...

Ask a Yankee fan how many wins does $183 buy.

jarjar
05-05-2004, 09:44 PM
This joker I work with came running up to me today and said that although the 2 teams are tied if the season were over the yanks would win the division due to the records at home.

I then asked him how many pennants his yankee team had won.

He said "26 BABY!!!!"

I said, no you have actually won more than that, I asked about pennants. LEARN YOUR TEAMS STATS A-HOLE.

He then proceded to tell me that the Yanks victory over the Sox in Game 7 last year WAS THE WORLD SERIES.....
I then asked him that if the SOX had won Game 7 would the world series have gone to the SOX (in his opinion)... he laughed and said WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I can't tolerate this ignorant Y fan behavior anymore, I think I'm moving to MASS.... ;) [/I]

Benny9Sox7
05-05-2004, 09:49 PM
i hate yankee fan that dont know shit. half their fans are only fans of them because of the past decade and they dont kno jack about the yanks.... ive gotten into a fight wit a yankee fan and the same thin came up about pennants and the kid said 26, i laughed and just walked away

yeszir
05-05-2004, 09:51 PM
Uh-oh. My hypocrisy meter is going off the chart here. WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP: How many pennants have the sox won?

Benny9Sox7
05-05-2004, 10:03 PM
was that a sarcastic question or r u serious?

jarjar
05-05-2004, 10:05 PM
I knew it was 39 and shoved it in his face.

he is 15 years younger than me and thank god we won tonight.

hopefully I can show up tomorrow with a Y loss tonight.

jarjar
05-05-2004, 10:07 PM
Sorry thought you asked about the yanks...I read too fast
the Sox have 10


You have no idea what kind of SOX NAZI raised me... HAHA :lol:

rsoxfan1489
05-08-2004, 12:27 AM
break a beer bottle and jam it into their face, quick, pain ful and bloody

yeszir
05-08-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by jarjar@May 5 2004, 11:07 PM
Sorry thought you asked about the yanks...I read too fast
the Sox have 10


You have no idea what kind of SOX NAZI raised me... HAHA :lol:
Haha, ok, I trust your sox fandomness now.

GreenMonsterSeats
05-10-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by rsoxfan1489@May 8 2004, 12:27 AM
break a beer bottle and jam it into their face, quick, pain ful and bloody
Just don't waste any of that beer, eh.

jarjar
05-11-2004, 10:57 PM
I'd probably be fired for jamming a broken bottle in their face. :D

When I decide to retire that will be my last move!!!!

Thanks for all the tips boys and girls, and by the way....I got the tired and old "SPRING FORWARD FALL BACK sh#t again tonight. :rolleyes:

Maybe Jimmy Buffett @ Fenway will bring POSITIVE ENERGY to the end of the season--- I'm not gonna miss him!