Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcasts

[mtbykr]

Fitzy on the sox:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0FASm2HQVg&mode=user&search=

[EvilDonut]

I have no idea who he is, but it's hilarious.

[Sox fan in Tex]

Fitzy's been falling behind. I've been waiting forever for part two of his Red Sox preview. What happened to it being done today?

[jacksonianmarch]

Fitzy is god. That was awesome.

[HeadOfSoxNation]

Ha...that's the first I've of Fitzy. I'll be tuning in whenever something new comes out...that was a riot.

[jacksonianmarch]

Brings me back to my college days. I do love Boston as a city, I just dont hate its teams (sans Celts).

[HeadOfSoxNation]

I laughed the hardest at the part about J.D. Drew's body being made of Jenga pieces. Classic.

[jacksonianmarch]

I have watched about 18 of them and this guy is amazing.

He'd rather go on a see saw in a river of lemon juice with 47 paper cuts on his balls than see Peyton Manning win a fucking Super Bowl?

David Ortiz' dick is 20 feet long, cures cancer, and grants wishes?

During Babel his balls fell asleep, rolled out of his sack, went home and called it a night?

Genius.

[mtbykr]

If you haven't yet, check out his live stand up (on youtube, just click "more from this user" ) from hoboken NJ.....good stuff! Plus his review of 300 is great!

[mtbykr]

Part 2 of the sox review is up, absolutly hillarious and the shirt he's wearing is great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFzG7u2cG0&mode=user&search=

[TGov]

that guys fucking hilarious, I loved the part about Beckett & Papelbon, you'll know if you watch it, don't wanna ruin it for y'all...

[jacksonianmarch]

eats lightning and shits thunder. Amazing.

[mtbykr]

Glad everyone seems to enjoy fitzy...i thought i would post it over here during the sox season as he was priceless during the pats season. Big thanks to whoever it was that first introduced fitzy to patsfans.com which is where i found out:thumbsup:

[mtbykr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wofqt7dHsBg&mode=user&search=


Classic Fitzy!

[jacksonianmarch]

he doesnt need a shirpa to climb Mt St Crazy. LOL.

[Rdsxmbnt]

i love watching Fitzys show :D

[mtbykr]

Fitzy on the Brady Skanks hat and moneybags clemens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4-kJHhNGiA

[mtbykr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCrOPoVYeNY

[Rdsxmbnt]

lol i love his Pedroia impression

[ksushi]

"Ma, can you sign this so i can play second base for the sox?"

[BSN07]

I'll admit ive never seent his guy before, but hes funny as shit!LOL :thumbsup:

[Thumper]

I'll admit ive never seent his guy before, but hes funny as shit!LOL :thumbsup:

Agreed!

"Extry! Extry! Read all about it! Read all about it! Turncoat Fuckface Right Hand pitcher to get his ass handed to him by his former team in June! Extry!"

[mtbykr]

You can see all Fitzy's stuff here:

http://www.townienews.com/

[Rdsxmbnt]

this is my favorite hes done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZduSgIgZDRs (after the 3 game sweep of the yanks, the 4 HRs in the row, etc)

[ksushi]

haha wow, i went and watched basically all of them. He is the man.

"Randy Moss has two speeds: I don't give a shit, and blazin' fast fuckin' awesome."

[mtbykr]

haha wow, i went and watched basically all of them. He is the man.

"Randy Moss has two speeds: I don't give a shit, and blazin' fast fuckin' awesome."

The part i loved on that one was "we all know randy moss doesn't need a sherpa to climb mt st crazy" :lol:

[Thumper]

I love how he teases Pedroia!

"Hey mom! Can you sign these papers so I can go play second base for the Sox?!"

[BSN07]

All his stuff is Gold, if you look at all his ones on youtube he has a stand up routine thats funny as shit too!

[mtbykr]

All his stuff is Gold, if you look at all his ones on youtube he has a stand up routine thats funny as shit too!

and it's in hoboken NJ of all places...he gives it right back to the yank fans

[ryanromine]

I think I just pissed myself listening to this guy!

[mtbykr]

Priceless...not on youtube yet.

http://townienews.blogspot.com/2007/05/video-fitzy-goes-to-nfl-draft.html

[mtbykr]

New video up with Fitzy at the NFL draft....so i posted it here:

http://www.talksox.com/forum/showthread.php?p=253426#post253426

[Rdsxmbnt]

omg that was probaly the funniest one hes ever done

[BoSox34]

...he uses the same jokes about three times each throughout the whole thing. I don't really see what's so great about this guy, he has a couple funny punchlines but he reminds me of the asshole who won't shut the hell up in the bleachers.

[Rdsxmbnt]

...he uses the same jokes about three times each throughout the whole thing. I don't really see what's so great about this guy, he has a couple funny punchlines but he reminds me of the asshole who won't shut the hell up in the bleachers.

hater <_<

[ksushi]

He doesn't remind you of that asshole, he is that asshole and he's really good at it.

" A real, live, houston texans fan"

[BoSox34]

He doesn't remind you of that asshole, he is that asshole and he's really good at it.

" A real, live, houston texans fan"

Good at being the guy who downs beer after beer like its free, comes the closest in his life to getting any action when he yells naughty things at the bat girl, and finds himself drunk out of his mind asking for lapdances in Copley square after the game...i guess so.

[ksushi]

Wow, you really don't like this guy.

[mtbykr]

Good at being the guy who downs beer after beer like its free, comes the closest in his life to getting any action when he yells naughty things at the bat girl, and finds himself drunk out of his mind asking for lapdances in Copley square after the game...i guess so.



Everyone has an opinion, it's not your thing....ok so don't watch him anymoreB)

[mtbykr]

http://townienews.blogspot.com/2007/05/video-holiday-weekend-gfy-special.html

[mtbykr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkjD71guuqE

[ImissPedro]

Say what you will about mienkewicz I hope he's okay, he took a nasty hit.

[mtbykr]

Say what you will about mienkewicz I hope he's okay, he took a nasty hit.

I agree and wish him the best and a speedy recovery....but what does that have to do with this fitzy video?

[VA Sox Fan]

I agree and wish him the best and a speedy recovery....but what does that have to do with this fitzy video?


Seriously. Fitzy fk'n rules. :thumbsup:

[mtbykr]

It was filmed shortly before the shill 1 hitter


http://townienews.blogspot.com/2007/06/video-fitzys-wicked-pissah-webcast-6807.html

[Thumper]

Always a good episode. He just jumped the gun on losing four against the A's. But none the less he speaks the truth.

[dougn]

that's some funny shit, now if good ole Curt would post 38 my day might be complete . whatssss up with that he's usually right there on dag ????"?

[mtbykr]

http://townienews.blogspot.com/2007/06/video-fitzy-honors-fathers-and-mr-bob.html

[EvilDonut]

Anyone know who's going to be hosting the Price is Right next?

[jacksonianmarch]

have your stupid friends spayed or neutered?

Come here adam...

http://www.securewebpage.net/mothergoosetime/images/as-scissors.jpg

[schillingouttheks]

:lol: Oh man.

[CrespoBlows]

have your stupid friends spayed or neutered?

Come here adam...

http://www.securewebpage.net/mothergoosetime/images/as-scissors.jpg

:lol:

[Metropolitan Cowboy]

have your stupid friends spayed or neutered?

Come here adam...

http://www.securewebpage.net/mothergoosetime/images/as-scissors.jpg


Just tell him to run with them, and Darwinism will work everything out.

[schillingouttheks]

Just tell him to run with them, and Darwinism will work everything out.

:lol: to this also.

[TheKilo]

Can't you make one catch-all thread?

[jacksonianmarch]

Just tell him to run with them, and Darwinism will work everything out.

that is a solid post.

[Metropolitan Cowboy]

that is a solid post.

I need your approval about as much as Christopher Reeves need a Wii.


I know it is a retread line, but you have to admit it's pretty damn funny.

[schillingouttheks]

I need your approval about as much as Christopher Reeves need a Wii.


I know it is a retread line, but you have to admit it's pretty damn funny.

When I read that I almost spit my water on the keyboard. It was fucking hilarious.

[CrespoBlows]

I need your approval about as much as Christopher Reeves need a Wii.


I know it is a retread line, but you have to admit it's pretty damn funny.

:lol:

Holy shit.

[mtbykr]

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[schillingouttheks]

:lol: That was one of his funniest ones, IMO.

[VA Sox Fan]

Keep the Fitzy stuff coming....hilarious!!! LMAO!

[RedSoxRooter]

D-Bag Von A-hole. :lol:

[mtbykr]

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[Rdsxmbnt]

lol i loved the DiceK music video and his closing line

[Thumper]

Always a lot of laughs with Fitzy.

Love his respectful description of Beck.

[mtbykr]

He's in rare form :thumbsup:


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[schillingouttheks]

LOL @ his imitation of Dustin Pedroia. :lol: :lol:

[mtbykr]

7/13/07

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[Anuj09]

Dane Cook really is annoying. And he is right there are lots of people that they could have chose. Dennis Leary as he said was the first to pop up in my mind. Then theres spike lee who though being a yankee fan is a fan non the less.

[mtbykr]

A little slow, but still fitzy.....talks pats!


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[schillingouttheks]

How often does he come out with these? Every Friday?

[mtbykr]

How often does he come out with these? Every Friday?

ya, every friday. Sometimes more often but that seems to be the norm.

http://www.townienews.com/

[schillingouttheks]

:lol: "That prick... that fuckin' prick."

[TheKilo]

I don't want to step on toes and sound moddish, but couldn't all of these be combined into one thread?

[schillingouttheks]

They could be, but I'm too lazy to go find them all. I could combine a few and then just title it "Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcasts" or something.

[schillingouttheks]

Okay, I merged them all into the "Entertainment" Forum. I didn't realize how quick it would be if I just looked at all the threads that mtbykr started.

Just post the new webcasts in here as they come out.

[mtbykr]

Okay, I merged them all into the "Entertainment" Forum. I didn't realize how quick it would be if I just looked at all the threads that mtbykr started.

Just post the new webcasts in here as they come out.

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[schillingouttheks]

I was just watching some of these again, and this quote is quite possibly one of my favorite quotes:


Cheers and beers upstairs to Rod Beck, the former Red Sox pitcher who passed away recently. Beck, who was crazier than a seven dollar bill covered in Kim Jong Il sauce, was exactly what a major league baseball closer should be. An old school, rock-star, long haired, Allman Brothers-looking, kickass son of a bitch, who drinks beer from a can, throws fucking heat, and eats snakes for breakfast. So wherever you are, Rod, cheers and beers my friend. And rock on.

[mtbykr]

Talking sox trading deadline

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[mtbykr]

A very special message from Fitzy! He announces his candidacy for RSN president, classic!

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[SCM33]

Fitzy....I mean Nick Stevens is a phony!

http://www.heavy.com/video/16034/?partner=aff07#/channel/1408

Nick Stevens had a decent life as a comedian in New York, supporting himself with acting and writing gigs on TV and radio. But things got more interesting after he launched a zero-budget video blog in his living room. Called TownieNews.com, it features rants by fictional Boston sports nut Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald.

Fitzy developed such an online following that a Boston TV station, believing he was real, called to set up an interview. (Stevens set the reporters straight.) The blog also got noticed by the people at Heavy.com, who hired Stevens to host their regular "SportsCenter" takeoff known as "The Burly Sports Show." Stevens plays himself, more or less, but Fitzy appears as a character.

Stevens, 33, says he lives pretty well on what he gets paid to do two of the online episodes every week -- which sometimes amazes him.

"The guy who was buying his coffees with nickels and dimes in 2003 and having beans on toast for lunch is very thankful," he says. "The Web is great. The single greatest distraction from employment is also the single greatest enabler of employment.

[mtbykr]

Fitzy....I mean Nick Stevens is a phony!

http://www.heavy.com/video/16034/?partner=aff07#/channel/1408

Nick Stevens had a decent life as a comedian in New York, supporting himself with acting and writing gigs on TV and radio. But things got more interesting after he launched a zero-budget video blog in his living room. Called TownieNews.com, it features rants by fictional Boston sports nut Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald.

Fitzy developed such an online following that a Boston TV station, believing he was real, called to set up an interview. (Stevens set the reporters straight.) The blog also got noticed by the people at Heavy.com, who hired Stevens to host their regular "SportsCenter" takeoff known as "The Burly Sports Show." Stevens plays himself, more or less, but Fitzy appears as a character.

Stevens, 33, says he lives pretty well on what he gets paid to do two of the online episodes every week -- which sometimes amazes him.

"The guy who was buying his coffees with nickels and dimes in 2003 and having beans on toast for lunch is very thankful," he says. "The Web is great. The single greatest distraction from employment is also the single greatest enabler of employment.


Thanks for chiming in....not new information though

[VA Sox Fan]

Regardless, he's funny as shit!

[mtbykr]

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WWW= White Wes Welker :)

[mtbykr]

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[VA Sox Fan]

Thank you mtbykr!!!! Love me some Fitzy!!!! LMAO!!!

[Thumper]

Fitzy for president!

Damn he's funny.

[mtbykr]

I need to get a "Team Fitzy" tshirt


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[See Red]

So wait a minute... given that he's not really like that in real life... don't you guys think he's mocking you*?

*I say "you" because I talk normal. :D :D

[schillingouttheks]

So wait a minute... given that he's not really like that in real life... don't you guys think he's mocking you*?

*I say "you" because I talk normal. :D :D

I don't really care. He's hilarious. That's all that matters.

[VA Sox Fan]

I don't really care. He's hilarious. That's all that matters.


Amen Schill. The only way I'd be pissed is if he was really a Skanks fan....impossible...

[Rdsxmbnt]

So wait a minute... given that he's not really like that in real life... don't you guys think he's mocking you*?

*I say "you" because I talk normal. :D :D

If you are talking about the speech that wasn't him talking.

He is legit :lol:

fitzy for pres!

[VA Sox Fan]

I'm need a Fitzy fix, anyone know if he's done an updated web cast?

[Thumper]

Should be today some time. It's normally every Friday.

[mtbykr]

No, he hasn't done one in a couple weeks. He said he's got an annoucement coming up but he's been out of town for something job related so he can't do his webcasts. Should have one soon though

[Rdsxmbnt]

http://townienews.com/

[schillingouttheks]

Link doesn't work. :dunno:

[Rdsxmbnt]

fixed it

[Thumper]

Even when Fitzy's crying you can't help but laugh.

Then again, that's the intetion.

[mtbykr]

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[nateg]

I'm still pissed he sold his soul for ESPN football. :(

[mtbykr]

I'm still pissed he sold his soul for ESPN football. :(

True, but it was still fun to see him rip indy and PM on ESPN!

[nateg]

True, but it was still fun to see him rip indy and PM on ESPN!

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[VA Sox Fan]

LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TheKilo]

Everyone hates things like Sox Appeal but love Fitzy?

They're one and the same for me.

[mtbykr]

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[mtbykr]

Fitzy at superbowl 41 1/2

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[mtbykr]

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[HeadOfSoxNation]

I used to think Fitzy was really funny...but he's overstayed his welcome. It's annoying now.

[mtbykr]

I used to think Fitzy was really funny...but he's overstayed his welcome. It's annoying now.


It's def not up to what it was.....apparenlty the ESPN gig has hurt him.

[Rdsxmbnt]

the ESPN gig seemed to tone the whole thing down a notch

[mtbykr]

http://townienews.blogspot.com/2007/12/halle-freakin-lujah.html



At day's end, the Pats proved to be just too good. And so the good folks at ESPN (thanks in part to a little creative lobbying from yours truly and crew) have decided to switch me from coverage of Monday Night Football to full-time Patriots Pursuit of Perfection. Yes, "Monday Night Mania" has been fun, but now I am 100% all about The Run for 19 and Done. And I am amazed I can even type correctly and not spill words all over the keyboard like an electrocuted Edward Scissorhands because I am SO FRIGGIN' PSYCHED!

So starting this weekend I will be back home, in Boston, making videos surrounding the Patriots, the coming game, the mania, the experience, the pursuit, you name it, we're all over it, like McDaniels gameplan on Anthony Smith last Sunday. AND we'll be setting up a big tailgate in Foxboro Sunday around 8am, wandering around, interviewing folks before and after the game, so if you plan on grilling and drinking your breakfast and ;lunch and enjoying you some Patriots-in-person, give a shout at fitzy@townienews.com and tell me where you're at and what's going on. I can honestly say, with great pride, "Dude, I'll be there like it's my job. BECAUSE IT IS!"

Oh, and if you already weren't convinced Belichick was gonna try and beat the Jets 140-0, read THIS. Mangini, close your eyes and get something to bite down on 'cuz it's gonna sting.

In the meanwhile, if you wanna see yours truly get his ass handed to him by an NFL QB in Madden (and one on I.R., no less!), or the sad state of tailgating affairs in Atlanta, check out some of the videos below, from last weekend. I can't say I blame Bobby Petrino either.

Cheers and cold "Let's go 14-0 and make videos about it in Foxboro together" Beers,

Fitzy

[mtbykr]

Wicked Pissah Pats/Jags preview: (non ESPN version)


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[rician blast]

the ESPN gig seemed to tone the whole thing down a notch

He jumped the shark, but likely made some good money doing so. Good for him. Personally I don't miss the "old Fitzy," and I don't watch the new Fitzy so no skin .

[mtbykr]

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[mtbykr]

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[mtbykr]

The state of the Union (pats style on WBZ)

http://wbztv.com/video/?id=53796@wbz.dayport.com

[mtbykr]

Superbowl Preview:


http://townienews.blogspot.com/2008/01/fitzys-wicked-pissah-superbowl-xlii.html

[mtbykr]

The true story of Fitzy:


http://www.courant.com/entertainment/hc-fitzy1.artfeb03,0,172677.story

[mtbykr]

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[mtbykr]

A little late posting:



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[mtbykr]

Fitzy's interpretation of the Gammons interview:

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