A Conversation With Yankeehater

[yeszir]

I make myself laugh. Very very hard. Read the whole thing, its extremely rewarding. Some very subtle things, pick up on them if you can. I stress, read the WHOLE thing.


heathurler14: wait wer eu live
heathurler14: were u*
YesZir: boston
heathurler14: o ok
YesZir: what about you
heathurler14: i thought u siad u lived in florida or sumtin
heathurler14: or out of this stet
heathurler14: state*
heathurler14: is tahtn reu
heathurler14: taht true*
YesZir: I live in Boston, Florida yes, out of Massachusetts
heathurler14: o u live in boston florida
heathurler14: o ok
heathurler14: u getting hit by that hurricane
YesZir: yea, its gonna suck
heathurler14: man tahts tinks
heathurler14: well good luck
YesZir: thanks
YesZir: I'm gonna need it
YesZir: :(
heathurler14: have u been hit b4
YesZir: but I got lucky, none of the other hurricanes came within 1000 miles of me
heathurler14: by the other 1's
heathurler14: o tahts good
YesZir: yea
YesZir: All I got was some rain a few days ago
heathurler14: o
YesZir: the remnants of one of the hurricanes
heathurler14: so how r u a red osx fan
heathurler14: sox*
YesZir: Well, my mom was visiting family in the real boston up north a long time ago, she was in a cab going to her hotel.
YesZir: She was pregnant with me, and I was born in the cab
YesZir: right by Fenway
YesZir: so kinda by birth I guess
heathurler14: wow tahts kool
heathurler14: well u picked the right 1 and not the yankees
YesZir: yea, im glad I wasnt born in a new york cab
YesZir: they have laws in new york about it
heathurler14: lol
YesZir: any babies born in cabs are automatically property of the New York state government
heathurler14: ru serious
YesZir: it says so on the stickers on the cab if you read the fine print
heathurler14: thats gay
YesZir: yea
YesZir: they put you to work at factories for life and shit
heathurler14: omg!!
YesZir: Rudy Guliani was born in a cab, thats what he had to be mayor
heathurler14: that is realy wierd
heathurler14: lol
YesZir: yea, but thankfully Boston doesnt have it
YesZir: I just got to be a Red Sox fan
YesZir: :D
heathurler14: yeah boston is cool
YesZir: not my Boston
YesZir: this Boston sucks
heathurler14: y
YesZir: dont tell anyone this, but everyone here has all this incest going on
YesZir: I think my neighbor is married to his daughter
heathurler14: ewwww
YesZir: They're yankee fans
heathurler14: o man
heathurler14: lol
heathurler14: how did u get the board monitor
heathurler14: job
YesZir: I get into arguments with them about baseball, but we can never finish because they always start making out in the middle
YesZir: she's 11
heathurler14: ewww
YesZir: how did I become admin?
YesZir: The Red Sox contacted me
heathurler14: r u serious
heathurler14: tahst awesome
YesZir: yea
YesZir: you know RedSoxRooter? That'
YesZir: the member?
heathurler14: yeah i know him
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: He's John Harrington
YesZir: the former president of the sox
YesZir: before they were sold
heathurler14: seriously
heathurler14: omg
heathurler14: wow
heathurler14: he would be on here
YesZir: what?
heathurler14: no im supprised he would be on this board
YesZir: well, he's the one who contacted me
YesZir: I'm somewhat of a minor celebrity around Boston, since I was born in a cab and all right by Fenway
YesZir: when i was born people took it as a sign that the sox would win
YesZir: there was a front page article in the globe about it
heathurler14: wow
heathurler14: do any players post here
YesZir: no, unfortunately
heathurler14: oo
YesZir: they almost did, but sonsofsamhorn paid them thousands of dollars to post there
heathurler14: taht would be cool if schilling did
YesZir: they signed a deal with Curt Schilling
heathurler14: really
YesZir: but I dont have that type of money
YesZir: the best I could get is Dave Roberts or something, but I dont think its even worth it
heathurler14: u have 2 pay them
heathurler14: not the site itself
YesZir: well, I run the site
heathurler14: o so u own it then
YesZir: I only make 3,000 a day off of the site, which isnt enough to pay for players to post
YesZir: yea
heathurler14: o
heathurler14: 3,000 aint 2 bad
heathurler14: especialy aday
YesZir: I can buy the groceries I guess, thats what matters
YesZir: and pay the satellite bill to watch the sox all the way down here in Florida
heathurler14: could u get keith foulke
YesZir: he's my half brother
heathurler14: r u serious
YesZir: so, yea, I could, but I kinda don't like him
YesZir: yea
YesZir: he's my step dad's son
YesZir: but he's a complete dick
YesZir: I wouldnt want him to post even if he paid me
heathurler14: foulke is my favorite player
heathurler14: o taht stinks
heathurler14: y
YesZir: I told him I wouldnt tell anyone, but he's on steroids
heathurler14: wow
heathurler14: ur kidding
YesZir: I know for a fact that he's taken acetaminophen, and Acetoxybenzoic acid within the past few years
heathurler14: wow
heathurler14: do u talk 2 him much
YesZir: not since he ran away with that ho
YesZir: they moved to Oakland and I haven't heard from him since
heathurler14: wow
YesZir: I'm writing a book about him though, an expose
heathurler14: i saw him up close in toronto
heathurler14: when i went up ther
YesZir: yea?
heathurler14: during the summer
YesZir: Did you see that he doesn't have any bottom teeth?
heathurler14: he wouldnt even sign
YesZir: his entire bottom row is missing
YesZir: yea, he's a dick, I told you
heathurler14: y

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[yeszir]

CONTINUED:

YesZir: I punched him out when we were little
YesZir: I have scars on my first, he has no teeth on the bottom
YesZir: my fist, excuse me, not my first
YesZir: hey, wait, how old are you
heathurler14: 16
heathurler14: dont worry i wont tell
YesZir: yea, and where do you live?
YesZir: the real boston?
heathurler14: massachusets
YesZir: cool, like, in Boston?
YesZir: do you go to games and stuff?
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: not really
heathurler14: i went to toronto
heathurler14: when they were up ther
YesZir: So you live in Toronto?
YesZir: whats it like to live in the capital of Canada?
heathurler14: i was so mad when foulke didnt sign though
heathurler14: no i dont live in toronto
heathurler14: i went ther on vacation 2 see the sox play
YesZir: but you just said you did
YesZir: oh
YesZir: Ok
YesZir: I heard Montreal is nice
heathurler14: foulke really dissapointed me though
YesZir: he blew it I guess?
heathurler14: he was so close and didnt even sign
YesZir: (dont tell anyone, but one time I caught him blowing something else, if you know what I mean)
YesZir: he thought we were all asleep, and he had invited his "friend" over
heathurler14: didnt need 2 now taht
YesZir: my dad whooped him with a belt though
heathurler14: u lived with him
YesZir: he said he was just experimenting
YesZir: yea, he's my half brother
heathurler14: wow
YesZir: for a few years, after my mom's 4th marriage
heathurler14: but u guys dont kepp in touch
YesZir: no, he left with the ho (I guess he really wasnt gay) for oakland
heathurler14: o
heathurler14: well after what u told me i gues hes a jerk
YesZir: He can be nice though
YesZir: he's just irritable if he doesnt get his fix
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: he is rich 2
heathurler14: lol
YesZir: yea, I haven't seen a penny
YesZir: most of the $ goes to steroids and smack though, he's a bit of a junky
heathurler14: what does he make 7 mil a year
YesZir: you can see it in his eyes
YesZir: yea, plus the money he gets from posting on message boards
heathurler14: he posts where
heathurler14: ?
YesZir: I dont know, I just know he gets upwards of 5 thousand a day to post
heathurler14: im not trying 2 tell u what 2 do but that woold be cool if u got a player 2 post her
heathurler14: here*
heathurler14: even if it is roberts
YesZir: I'll ask john what he can do
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: do u know teh players sn and stuff
YesZir: Nomar made a few posts before he was traded, but now he's on cubs message boards
heathurler14: no i mean aim
heathurler14: u dont have 2 tell me
YesZir: yea, but I had to sign a blood contract not to tell anyone
heathurler14: yeha tahts ok
heathurler14: i was jus wondering
heathurler14: like whos do u have
heathurler14: do u talk 2 them much
YesZir: I talk to wade boggs somewhat frequently
heathurler14: wow
heathurler14: tahst wicked cool
YesZir: yea I guess
heathurler14: u guess taht awesome
heathurler14: is he nice
YesZir: also Hank Aaron before he died
heathurler14: aaron dies
heathurler14: died
YesZir: yea, car crash a few years ago
heathurler14: really
YesZir: no
YesZir: I lied
heathurler14: i know
YesZir: but I have talked to him on a few occasions
heathurler14: do u talk 2 any current sox players
YesZir: umm, yea, actually
YesZir: you know in the red sox movie?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: Pedro answers the phone and says its KFC?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: im on the other end
heathurler14: dude r u seriuos
heathurler14: ur so freakin lucky
YesZir: yea, I was trying to reach Nixon though
heathurler14: ur not lying 2 me r u
YesZir: about what? Pedro? no
heathurler14: about anything
YesZir: I asked for Nixon and he put me through
heathurler14: so u couldnt get any1 2 post
YesZir: I dont want to pay them, I told you
YesZir: Manny would for free, but he doesnt know how to use a computer
heathurler14: lol
heathurler14: he would for free
heathurler14: ?
YesZir: yea
heathurler14: u talk 2 him 2
heathurler14: man ur so lucky
YesZir: There's this prospect in the minors, from Iran actually, named Elbillug Erauoy who I'm friendly with
YesZir: i'll ask him if he wants to post
heathurler14: r u nationaly known
YesZir: no, not really
heathurler14: lol
heathurler14: r u a foulke??
YesZir: no
heathurler14: o k
YesZir: he's a step brother
heathurler14: u should get kapler if u could
heathurler14: he seems cool
YesZir: hey, wait, wade boggs signed onto aim
YesZir: lemme ask him if he could talk to you
heathurler14: ight
heathurler14: omg lol
YesZir: ok, his aim is stabb306, you can im him, dont expect him to talk too much though
YesZir: and DONT give it out
YesZir: PLEASE
heathurler14: ok i wont promise
YesZir: thanks
heathurler14: does he want 2 talk 2 me
YesZir: he said he would
heathurler14: o kool
heathurler14: is it really him
YesZir: you gonna im him?
YesZir: I think he has to go, it'd be nice if you just said hi
heathurler14: he soenst even know me
YesZir: its ok, im telling him now
heathurler14: heathurler14:<fc000000000 hello
Stabb306:<fc000000000 hello, do i know you?
heathurler14: i thought u said i could talk 2 him
YesZir: talking to him now...
heathurler14: o lol
YesZir: is he talking?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: cool
heathurler14: Stabb306:<fc000000000 fine
heathurler14:<fc000000000 its really an honor 2 talk 2 u
Stabb306:<fc000000000 are you a pro ball player
heathurler14: what did u tell him
heathurler14: ???
YesZir: nothing, i told him you were iming him
heathurler14: y
YesZir: what? Why what?
heathurler14: i dont think i shouild talk 2 him
heathurler14: cuz he doesnt know me
YesZir: why not? He said you could say hi if you wanted to
heathurler14: i think he thinks im a pro ball player
heathurler14: who did u tell him i was
YesZir: oh, thats weird
YesZir: i said my friend
YesZir: he&#39;s getting up their in years
heathurler14: dude dont egt me into trouble
heathurler14: please
YesZir: dont worry
YesZir: he signed off anyway
heathurler14: i know
YesZir: I&#39;ll talk to him later, dont worry
heathurler14: but no more talking 2 pro athletse
heathurler14: 4 me
YesZir: haha, got a little nervous?
heathurler14: i dont wanna getinto trouble
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: wouldnt u
heathurler14: ??
YesZir: well, i guess im used to it
heathurler14: do u like talk 2 ppl all the time
YesZir: sometimes
heathurler14: big stars i mean
heathurler14: o
heathurler14: thats kool
heathurler14: well dont tell him 2 talk 2 me anymore
YesZir: dont worry about the pro ball player thing, I&#39;ve just referred him to people like Hanley Ramirez and Kelly Shoppach to help them on hitting
YesZir: he thought you were a prospect I guess, especially with a badass name like heathurler
heathurler14: cuz i dont wanan get involved
YesZir: ok, he wont, dont worry
heathurler14: u talk 2 hanley ramirez
heathurler14: and shoppach
YesZir: only to give them his name
heathurler14: dude ur a god
heathurler14: lol
heathurler14: dont u think its cool taht u atlk2 those ppl
YesZir: yea, I guess
heathurler14: lol
heathurler14: u aint getting me into trouble r u
heathurler14: cuz i jus dont think all thsi si true
YesZir: trouble?
YesZir: no, dude, wade is the nicest guy ever
YesZir: dont worry





The "wade boggs" conversation:
Stabb306:<fc000000000 yeszir told me about you just now
heathurler14:<fc000000000 lol
Stabb306:<fc000000000 how&#39;s it going
heathurler14:<fc000000000 good how r
heathurler14:<fc000000000 u
heathurler14:<fc000000000 lol
Stabb306:<fc000000000 fine
heathurler14:<fc000000000 its really an honor 2 talk 2 u
Stabb306:<fc000000000 are you a pro ball player?
heathurler14:<fc000000000 hey i g2g
heathurler14:<fc000000000 nic etalking 2 u
Stabb306:<fc000000000 i have a meeting with dennis eckersley anyway
Stabb306:<fc000000000 i have to go
Stabb306:<fc000000000 goodbye

[stocker323]

I think I am crying in laughter.

[YanksHater213]

Originally posted by stocker323@Sep 25 2004, 11:11 PM
I think I am crying in laughter.
same here... pricelss

[schillingouttheks]

holy shit, yeszir, thats the best comedic piece ive ever read. great job.

yankeehater, sorry, but thats just plain stupidity, and u know u thought it was real. so dont say u knew it was a joke.

[CalvnHobs6]

I&#39;ve known YesZir for a while now...and he&#39;s done some funny shit. That may top the list as the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. Yankeehater - we should kill you out of respect.


EDIT: Critical spelling mistake.

[yeszir]

Originally posted by CalvnHobs6@Sep 26 2004, 12:14 AM
I&#39;ve known YesZir for a while now...and he&#39;s done some funny shit. That may top the list as the funniest thing I have ever read in my life. Yankeehater - we should kill you out of respect.
Whoa. Let&#39;s make a disctinction. Yankshater is NOT yankeehater. Yankshater is one of the :thumbsup: posters here.





EDIT: I edited to leave no proof of my error.

[CalvnHobs6]

That&#39;s what I meant. I&#39;m editing my post.

[yeszir]

You have sinned. 19 minutes after Yom Kippur ends. You have editted the ADMIN&#39;S post and you cannot repent for 364 days. I want you to wallow in guilt and die.

[YanksHater213]

YanksHater213: hey
heathurler14: hey
heathurler14: whats up
YanksHater213: dude, did you really talk to wade boggs last night?
heathurler14: i dunno y
YanksHater213: because
YanksHater213: i was told you did
YanksHater213: what is his screen name?
YanksHater213: thats so cool
heathurler14: no
heathurler14: i cant
YanksHater213: why?
heathurler14: i promised yeszir i wouldnt
YanksHater213: come on
YanksHater213: pleeeeeeease
heathurler14: who told u
YanksHater213: i forget
YanksHater213: someone did last night
YanksHater213: i really want to know it
YanksHater213: pleeeeeease
heathurler14: u ahve 2 ask yeszir
YanksHater213: awwwww
YanksHater213: please tell me
heathurler14: y would u talk 2 him
YanksHater213: because, hes the man dude
YanksHater213: i wanna talk to him so bad
YanksHater213: please?
heathurler14: it cant
YanksHater213: please man
heathurler14: does yeszir know u know about this
YanksHater213: i dunno
YanksHater213: ill keep it between you and me
heathurler14: i cant sorry
YanksHater213: pleeeease
heathurler14: but who told u seriuosly
YanksHater213: i forget
YanksHater213: but it was late last night
heathurler14: dude i cant
YanksHater213: please man
YanksHater213: comeon
heathurler14: i cant
YanksHater213: come on dude
YanksHater213: be a pal
heathurler14: i would but im not allowed 2
YanksHater213: its ok, i wont tell anyone
heathurler14: no lol
YanksHater213: dude, come on
heathurler14: nooooooooooooooooooooo
YanksHater213: what did you say to him?
heathurler14: hi
heathurler14: lol
YanksHater213: thats it?
heathurler14: yeah bcuz im not gonna bug him and i ddint even know if i should have been talking 2 him in the firstplace
YanksHater213: its ok dude
heathurler14: but i definetly cant tell u
YanksHater213: why?
heathurler14: and i dont even remember his sn
YanksHater213: sure
heathurler14: i dont
heathurler14: im not even sure it was him
YanksHater213: it was
YanksHater213: trust me
YanksHater213: i know other people that have talked to him
heathurler14: like who
YanksHater213: my cousin
heathurler14: did he know him
YanksHater213: no
heathurler14: o do they still talk
YanksHater213: no
YanksHater213: it was once
YanksHater213: no, maybe three times
heathurler14: yeah im only talking 2him once
YanksHater213: why?
heathurler14: unless he talks 2 me firts
heathurler14: bcuz he doesnt wnat 2 talk 2 me
YanksHater213: are you afraid?
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: wouldnt u
YanksHater213: no
heathurler14: how od r u
YanksHater213: 15
heathurler14: im 16
YanksHater213: ok
heathurler14: were u live
YanksHater213: mass
heathurler14: yeah same here
YanksHater213: i live in orlando mass
YanksHater213: its way out in the western part
heathurler14: ooo
YanksHater213: its awesome there
YanksHater213: here*
heathurler14: oo
heathurler14: is it near new york
YanksHater213: yes
YanksHater213: its like, real close

[yeszir]

Ahaha, ORLANDO Mass, just like I live in BOSTON Florida. :D

[YanksHater213]

yeah, Ahaha, dumb as a rock

[schillingouttheks]

pure.
comedic.
gold.

[Zenny]

I love this kid. Look what happens when he has a conversation with "Nomar".

Nomar7231973: hey man
heathurler14: whso this
Nomar7231973: Nomar
heathurler14: ahahha
heathurler14: funny
heathurler14: not
Nomar7231973: no, im dead serious
Nomar7231973: look up the birthday
heathurler14: sure
Nomar7231973: 7/23/1973
heathurler14: yeah ok
Nomar7231973: look it up, man
Nomar7231973: i spoke to yeszir and he told me to IM you
heathurler14: ahaha u guys arent fooling me this time
Nomar7231973: i swear to God in heaven that this is nomar garciaparra
Nomar7231973: i met yeszir at spring training back in &#39;99 in florida
heathurler14: i dunno
heathurler14: i think ur lying
Nomar7231973: would you just look up the day?
Nomar7231973: try mlb.com or espn.com or something
heathurler14: i cant trust those guys anymore
Nomar7231973: why not?
heathurler14: there probaly lying
Nomar7231973: what happened?
Nomar7231973: yeszir told me you were an aspiring high school baseball player who could use a few tips
Nomar7231973: im more than willing, i still love boston
heathurler14: im not a high skool player
heathurler14: hes lying
Nomar7231973: yeszir lied to me&#33;
Nomar7231973: im going to kick his ass
heathurler14: yeah he sodet tahta lot
heathurler14: does*
Nomar7231973: anyway, i still really love boston and the fans
heathurler14: well i do play baseball but im ok
Nomar7231973: i truly got a raw deal, i would&#39;ve resigned for anything they wouldve offered
heathurler14: oo
Nomar7231973: the media really screwed this up
heathurler14: yeah
Nomar7231973: so, what do you want to know, i mean, you must have some questions
heathurler14: ok what time is ur game 2day
heathurler14: and who r u playing
Nomar7231973: 1 o&#39;clock
Nomar7231973: against the mets and al leiter
heathurler14: hmmm
heathurler14: shouldnt u be on the field
heathurler14: gettin ready
heathurler14: not talking 2me
Nomar7231973: im in the clubhouse now
heathurler14: sure...
Nomar7231973: bp doesn&#39;t start for another hour
Nomar7231973: i did my running and im taping up my achilles now
Nomar7231973: im still pretty sore
heathurler14: if u really are nomar then im sorry but i dont really belive u
Nomar7231973: what more proof do you want?
heathurler14: i dunno
Nomar7231973: i can provide anything you need
heathurler14: ok whos ur locker near
Nomar7231973: i took alex gonzalez&#39;s old locker when they cleaned it out after the trade
Nomar7231973: it&#39;s right between aramis&#39; and derek&#39;s
heathurler14: oo
heathurler14: do u post on talk sox .com
Nomar7231973: nope
Nomar7231973: yeszir wont pay me
heathurler14: o lol
Nomar7231973: i mean, i like the guy, but everyone has to make a living
Nomar7231973: what else do you want to know?
Nomar7231973: ive only got 15 more minutes
Nomar7231973: BP is starting soon and i need to see how leiter is throwing
heathurler14: will u resign with the sox
heathurler14: or sign
heathurler14: in the off season
Nomar7231973: ive spoken to arn tellem (my agent) about this
Nomar7231973: im really hurt by the situation, but i wouldn&#39;t say "never"
heathurler14: oo
Nomar7231973: i dont think they&#39;ll come with a serious offer though
heathurler14: yeah probbaly not
heathurler14: r u on a laptop
heathurler14: or sumtin
Nomar7231973: yes, its my own personal laptop
heathurler14: oo
Nomar7231973: im sitting in the trainers room
Nomar7231973: he&#39;s taping my ankle still
heathurler14: o ok
heathurler14: u swear 2 god ur not lying
Nomar7231973: i swear on the holy bible to jesus in heaven
Nomar7231973: if you want more proof, i was born in whittier california
Nomar7231973: i played soccer and baseball in high school
heathurler14: whats ur real name
Nomar7231973: i went to georgia tech
Nomar7231973: anthony, duh
Nomar7231973: back to my story, i played with jay payton and tek in college
heathurler14: any1 can find that out though
heathurler14: lol
heathurler14: yeah i heard about that
Nomar7231973: anyone can find what out?
heathurler14: like where u were born
heathurler14: the red sox yearbook tell all taht stuff
heathurler14: tells*
Nomar7231973: why would i have a red sox yearbook?
heathurler14: no i do
heathurler14: and i already now taht stuff
Nomar7231973: im in shea stadium playing for the cubs
heathurler14: yah i know
heathurler14: im jus aaying
heathurler14: ok what commercial r u in
Nomar7231973: well, ask me a question that wouldn&#39;t be in your yearbook
Nomar7231973: the gatorade one
Nomar7231973: i said "thank you, beautiful" to my wife mia
heathurler14: yes
heathurler14: i want 2 believ because ur my favorite player but i jus dont know if ur some guy that is friends with yeszir and is trying 2 pul sumtin on me
Nomar7231973: what did they do to you?
heathurler14: like he did earlier
Nomar7231973: ill talk to him about that
heathurler14: ok
Nomar7231973: c&#39;mon, what did he do?
heathurler14: he told em all this fake stuuf
Nomar7231973: he told who?
Nomar7231973: who&#39;s them?
heathurler14: and he told me that i was talking 2 wade boggs and it was realy his friend
Nomar7231973: wade boggs cant use a computer
Nomar7231973: thats just dumb
heathurler14: yeah i know
heathurler14: ok how did u get # 5 back
Nomar7231973: michael barret gave it back to me
Nomar7231973: he&#39;s such a great guy
Nomar7231973: its too bad he had to spend all those years stuck up in montreal
Nomar7231973: its fantastic to see him really blooming for a great team like the cubs
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: i wish u were still with the sox though
Nomar7231973: me too
Nomar7231973: hey, here&#39;s what i want you to do
heathurler14: ok
heathurler14: what
Nomar7231973: find any old jersey of mine you can
Nomar7231973: a sox one that it
Nomar7231973: is*
heathurler14: yeah
Nomar7231973: wear it all the time
heathurler14: y
Nomar7231973: in rememberance
Nomar7231973: make signs when you go to sox games to "bring back nomar" or something like that
heathurler14: o ok
Nomar7231973: i honestly really miss boston and the sox
Nomar7231973: i told reporters last night that i wasnt thinking about the sox-yanks series
heathurler14: yeah
Nomar7231973: but that was all i could think about
heathurler14: who did u hate most for reporters
Nomar7231973: dan shaughnessy was an absolute dick
Nomar7231973: but i hated them all
heathurler14: yeah
Nomar7231973: they were so intrusive with their stupid questions
heathurler14: did u really meet yeszir
Nomar7231973: of course, he was the one who introduced me to mia hamm
heathurler14: o he did
Nomar7231973: yeah, dave and i were at a party down in boston, fla
heathurler14: haah boston fla.
Nomar7231973: mia was there
heathurler14: tahts a lie
Nomar7231973: i just had a huge fight with dan shaugnessy
Nomar7231973: and we all sat down to talk about it in his kitchen
heathurler14: oooo
heathurler14: oo
Nomar7231973: it was back in 99, yeszir has since moved back to boston, ma
heathurler14: o
Nomar7231973: hey, man, ive only got 2 more minutes before BP starts
Nomar7231973: you have to have some questions
heathurler14: tahts kool
heathurler14: u still in the club house
Nomar7231973: i moved from the clubhouse to the trainers room while we were talking
Nomar7231973: i had to get my achilles taped
Nomar7231973: wireless laptops are amazing
heathurler14: can i talk 2 u all the time or is this a 1 time thing
Nomar7231973: expensive, but amazing
Nomar7231973: i dont want you to give this name to anyone else
heathurler14: well not all the tim ebut sumtimes
Nomar7231973: maybe, if you dont really have any baseball questions, i cant see any reason to talk
heathurler14 signed off at 12:00:37 PM.
heathurler14 signed on at 12:01:40 PM.
heathurler14: sorry about that
Nomar7231973: i cant stay, dude, i have to go take BP
Nomar7231973: maybe some other time, but come prepared with real baseball questions
heathurler14: can i talk 2 u
heathurler14: o ok
heathurler14: good luck 2day
Nomar7231973: thanks, ill see if i can hit a homer for you
heathurler14: ok tahnks
Nomar7231973: see you around
heathurler14: bye

[yeszir]

My conversation, part 2, about nomar:

heathurler14: u liar
YesZir: what?
heathurler14: u lied 2 me
heathurler14: abnout everything
YesZir: only about a few things
heathurler14: and now nomar is atlking 2me
YesZir: I dont live in Florida, and I wasnt born in a cab
heathurler14: is nomar talking 2me
YesZir: Nomar&#39;s talking to you?
YesZir: cool
YesZir: I actually do know him
heathurler14: he said u told him2
YesZir: we met in spring training in 1998 or 1999
heathurler14: is he really talking 2me
YesZir: Nomar?
heathurler14: yes
YesZir: I dunno, does his aim name start with nomar72.... i dont want to give it away
heathurler14: is he
heathurler14: even on
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: is that the screen name?
heathurler14: yes
YesZir: then, yes, it is him
heathurler14: ur lying jus like wade boggs
YesZir: no
YesZir: wade boggs is old man, he barely knows how to use a computer
heathurler14: o yeah
heathurler14: i saw ur post on talksox.com
heathurler14: dont lie
YesZir: Nomar and I are actually pals, remember I said he posted once or twice on talksox before going to chicago?
YesZir: no, im serious and Nomar though
heathurler14: is he reallt atalking 2 me
YesZir: you can answer that better than I can, since you&#39;re the one using your aim
YesZir: but if you are talking to that screen name, then you are talking to Nomar
YesZir: want proof?
heathurler14: yes
YesZir: look up Nomar&#39;s birthday
YesZir: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=5706
heathurler14: u swaer u aint lying
heathurler14: then y did u post that online then
YesZir: on my half brother&#39;s grave
YesZir: post what online?
heathurler14: the article about how u fooled me
YesZir: parts of it were untrue, like I told you, the part about being born in a cab
YesZir: other parts were true
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: y did u lie for
YesZir: and I dont live in Florida
YesZir: because you said something stupid at the beginnign, and I made a subtle joke
heathurler14: like what
YesZir: you asked if I lived in florida even after I said I lived in Boston
YesZir: so I told you I live in Boston, Florida
heathurler14: o ok
heathurler14: dude is nomar really talking 2me
YesZir: I SAID HE WAS, STOP ASKING&#33;
YesZir: Nomar gets irritable, so if you keep asking him, he&#39;s gonna block you
heathurler14: o ok
heathurler14: u really lied 2 me bad
YesZir: about 2 things
YesZir: so what
YesZir: you lied about your age
heathurler14: so
heathurler14: u said it wa swade bogs
YesZir: you lied about your age, I lied about where I lived
YesZir: how old are you really then?
YesZir: I told you where I really live
heathurler14: I make myself laugh. Very very hard. Read the whole thing, its extremely rewarding. Some very subtle things, pick up on them if you can. I stress, read the WHOLE thing.


heathurler14: wait wer eu live
heathurler14: were u*
YesZir: boston
heathurler14: o ok
YesZir: what about you

CONTINUED

[yeszir]

Part 2:

heathurler14: sound familair
YesZir: thtas how our conversation started...
YesZir: so?
heathurler14: now all the guys are laughing about me and u ha d2 post it
YesZir: I told you I lied about where I live and where I was born
heathurler14: y did u post it
YesZir: because it was funny that you thought there was a Boston in Florida, thats all
YesZir: and that a hurricane missed me by 1000 miles
heathurler14: well how do i know
YesZir: I have a weird AIM program, so I had to select the whole conversation, I couldnt just copy parts of it
heathurler14: o
YesZir: I&#39;m sorry, I thought you&#39;d understand it was a joke, it won&#39;t happen again
heathurler14: did u introduce naomr 2 mia hamm
heathurler14: nomar*
YesZir: yea, at a function
heathurler14: o
YesZir: He got into a huge fight with Dan Shaughnessy, and I sat him down at a table with Mia to calm him down
heathurler14: suree
YesZir: sorry, I made a mistake, I lied to you about where I live. Now you won&#39;t believe anything I say
YesZir: and you never answered my question by the way, how old are you?
heathurler14: y shoud i tell
heathurler14: u lied about wade boggs 2
YesZir: I really do know wade boggs, here&#39;s wghat happened
YesZir: I told you I know him, right?
YesZir: and you wanted to talk to him
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: so I imed him, after telling you you could talk to him, and he said he didnt want to talk
YesZir: so I just had my friend pretend he was him because I didn&#39;t want to hurt your feelings
heathurler14: o
heathurler14: ok
heathurler14: is it reallllly really really nomar
YesZir: you better not be asking him that so often, becuse he WILL get pissed
YesZir: whatever, why do I need to prove that it really is Nomar? If you&#39;re so skeptical, fine, don&#39;t believe it
heathurler14: i know
heathurler14: im jus asking u
YesZir: I already told you
*** heathurler14 signed off at Sun Sep 26 11:58:15 2004.
*** heathurler14 signed on at Sun Sep 26 11:59:18 2004.
YesZir: I thought you left, lol
heathurler14: he had 2go
YesZir: yea, well, he has a game soon
heathurler14: yeah
heathurler14: i really hope ur not lying 2 me
YesZir: why would I be lying
heathurler14: cuz u did b4
heathurler14: and u made me look abd
YesZir: its not my fault that you&#39;re a gullible shit head
heathurler14: i ahd my soubts
heathurler14: doubts*
heathurler14: u lied again
heathurler14: another trick
heathurler14: thanks alot
YesZir: what trick?
heathurler14: the guys name was lenney
heathurler14: an dhe pretende d 2 be nomar
YesZir: lenney?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: I don&#39;t know a lenney
heathurler14: leny
heathurler14: hes on the board
heathurler14: dont act dumb
YesZir: at least you dont have to act though, right?
heathurler14: hahah
heathurler14: so u lied 2 god
heathurler14: not good
YesZir: am I gonna get smote?
heathurler14: yup
YesZir: I didnt lie
heathurler14: y do u lie like taht
YesZir: I dont understand where this is coming from
YesZir: ok, i gotta go, Kevin Millar just showed up for our usual 12 o&#39;clock buttsex

[yeszir]

:D

[RedSoxRooter]

Hats off guys. That&#39;s the funniest damn thing I&#39;ve read in a long LONG time. But Yeszir, why did you give me away like that? Nobody is supposed to know who I really am... :D

[yankeehater]

yeah and im santa claus :lol:

[yeszir]

Originally posted by yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:15 PM
yeah and im santa claus :lol:
No. You&#39;re retarded.

[Zenny]

Hey, dude, this really is Nomar. I lied to you about posting on here, this has been my name the entire time. I just didn&#39;t want people to know. I hope you aren&#39;t too mad.

[yankeehater]

really :o



not .....liar :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

[Zenny]

Originally posted by yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:20 PM
really :o



not .....liar :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Do you want some more proof? Ask me anything.

[yeszir]

Originally posted by Zenny+Sep 26 2004, 12:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zenny @ Sep 26 2004, 12:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:20 PM
really :o



not .....liar :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Do you want some more proof? Ask me anything. [/b][/quote]
What team do you play for&#33; Only Nomar would know that........

[yankeehater]

wow u guys are cool :thumbsup:


NOT

[Zenny]

Originally posted by yeszir@Sep 26 2004, 12:23 PM
What team do you play for&#33; Only Nomar would know that........
Dammit, you stumped me. Good job, man, you found me out. I&#39;m not Nomar.

[RedSoxRooter]

Originally posted by Zenny+Sep 26 2004, 12:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zenny &#064; Sep 26 2004, 12:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:20 PM
really :o



not .....liar :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Do you want some more proof? Ask me anything.[/b][/quote]
Nomie, man. I always loved ya. That dick Epstien told me before the shareholders that they wanted to resign you. That&#39;s the ONLY reason I sold the team to them. Personally, I wanted ******* to take the team, but he wound up screwed by MLB and took LA instead.

Those bastards. :shrug:

[Zenny]

Originally posted by yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:24 PM
wow u guys are cool :thumbsup:


NOT
Hey, aren&#39;t you Superman? Why don&#39;t you fly down to Shea Stadium and ask him if you really spoke to him? I mean, your little avatar there does suggest that you are Superman.

[yeszir]

Yankshater is closer to Shea. I mean, after all, he does live in Orlando Massachusetts, which is pretty close to New York.

[yankeehater]

yeah i do&#33;&#33;&#33; ;) ;)

[Zenny]

Originally posted by yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:30 PM
yeah i do&#33;&#33;&#33; ;) ;)
You do what? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; NOMAR ANGRY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[element1151]

Originally posted by Zenny+Sep 26 2004, 09:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zenny @ Sep 26 2004, 09:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:30 PM
yeah i do&#33;&#33;&#33; ;) ;)
You do what? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; NOMAR ANGRY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[schillingouttheks]

if u havent picked it up yet, we are making fun of your stupidity

[yeszir]

Originally posted by Zenny+Sep 26 2004, 12:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zenny @ Sep 26 2004, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-yankeehater@Sep 26 2004, 12:30 PM
yeah i do&#33;&#33;&#33; ;) ;)
You do what? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; NOMAR ANGRY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
http://i.cnn.net/si/2004/fantasy/02/09/zola.mailbag/p1_nomar_all.jpg

[schillingouttheks]

AHHH, dont show nomar in a boston uni again please.

[RedSoxRooter]

Originally posted by schillingouttheks@Sep 26 2004, 12:37 PM
AHHH, dont show nomar in a boston uni again please.
Why not? It&#39;s a thing of beauty. He&#39;s only the best SS the Sox have had in about 50 years - if not ever.

[yeszir]

Originally posted by RedSoxRooter+Sep 26 2004, 12:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RedSoxRooter @ Sep 26 2004, 12:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-schillingouttheks@Sep 26 2004, 12:37 PM
AHHH, dont show nomar in a boston uni again please.
Why not? It&#39;s a thing of beauty. He&#39;s only the best SS the Sox have had in about 50 years - if not ever. [/b][/quote]
Indeed. Him and Cronin are so much better than everyone else. I&#39;ll take Nomar in a sox jersey any day of the week.

[stocker323]

That would be a healthy Nomar who actually wants to play for his team.

[Zenny]

Originally posted by stocker323@Sep 26 2004, 12:44 PM
That would be a healthy Nomar who actually wants to play for his team.
Exactly, Nomar circa &#39;97 to &#39;00; not &#39;01 to &#39;04.

[RedSoxRooter]

Wow, pretty tough on Nomar... especially after 2002 - .310, 24, 120 and 2003 - .301, 28, 105.

I&#39;m sure Cabrera can top those numbers now that he&#39;s out of Montreal. :rolleyes:

[schillingouttheks]

well i meant as if we were talking about todays nomar, id much rather see cabrera in a sox uni.

[RedSoxRooter]

what about tomorrow&#39;s Nomar. Say... mmm... the 2005 version of Cabrera vs Nomar? Or 2005-2007 versions? The OC is a free agent after this year too.

[schillingouttheks]

i have a feeling we re-sign cabrera, and sign renteria, and cabrera goes to 2B with renteria at SS

[Zenny]

Originally posted by schillingouttheks@Sep 26 2004, 05:01 PM
i have a feeling we re-sign cabrera, and sign renteria, and cabrera goes to 2B with renteria at SS
I don&#39;t think so; too much money there. I do believe they will be bringing Cabrera and Bellhorn back for 2005 with an eye to Ramirez and Pedroia as the SS-2B tandem in &#39;06.

[schillingouttheks]

well i can still dream... :o :shrug:

[YanksHater213]

yankeehater
http://kosumo.faereal.net/funnehs/owned-retard.jpg

[yeszir]

AHAHAHAHAH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;: I asked him his age

heathurler14: im 28
YesZir: im 14 if that makes it ANY easier
heathurler14: yeah bull
YesZir: no, you arent
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: 28 year olds can spell
YesZir: fine, in what year were you born
heathurler14: ho wcan i tell u if u wont believ anything i say 2 u
YesZir: type quickly
YesZir: what year
YesZir: you lose
heathurler14: 74
heathurler14: take that
heathurler14: :-P
YesZir: um no

[CalvnHobs6]

When I was talking to him, I was nearly convinced he was in middle school. Or just a retarded collegiate student.

[schillingouttheks]

or a retarded middle school student ;)

[dirtdogman5]

:D :D :D I just read the thread and that has to be one of the funniest things I&#39;ve ever read. My props to yeszir for setting that up. You are truly a funny man.

[yeszir]

For the sake of those who missed it...and because I&#39;m bored.....bump.

[Gertie]

Bumping is good.

[YanksHater213]

haaahaahaha, the real boston. LOL&#33;

[schillingouttheks]

lol i read it agian...and it was even more funny.

[yeszir]

Ok, I'm sorry, I know this thread was from 2004, but I found this link and IMMEDIATELY thought of this thread. :lol:

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/04/28/baby_born_in_taxi_stuck_in_nyc_traffic/

:dance:

[element1151]

Ok, I'm sorry, I know this thread was from 2004, but I found this link and IMMEDIATELY thought of this thread. :lol:
Don't worry Yeszir, I won't ban you :lol: :lol: :lol:

This was great:

heathurler14: so how r u a red osx fan
heathurler14: sox*
YesZir: Well, my mom was visiting family in the real boston up north a long time ago, she was in a cab going to her hotel.
YesZir: She was pregnant with me, and I was born in the cab
YesZir: right by Fenway
YesZir: so kinda by birth I guess
heathurler14: wow tahts kool
heathurler14: well u picked the right 1 and not the yankees
YesZir: yea, im glad I wasnt born in a new york cab
YesZir: they have laws in new york about it
heathurler14: lol
YesZir: any babies born in cabs are automatically property of the New York state government
heathurler14: ru serious
YesZir: it says so on the stickers on the cab if you read the fine print
heathurler14: thats gay
YesZir: yea
YesZir: they put you to work at factories for life and shit
heathurler14: omg!!
YesZir: Rudy Guliani was born in a cab, thats what he had to be mayor
heathurler14: that is realy wierd
heathurler14: lol
YesZir: yea, but thankfully Boston doesnt have it
YesZir: I just got to be a Red Sox fan
YesZir: :D
heathurler14: yeah boston is cool

[YanksHater213]

BUMP. I just read this again. Hilarious. New people are strongly urged to read this.

[soxie thefangirl]

Hahaha this thread.

[YanksHater213]

Yankshater is one of the :thumbsup: posters here.

[yeszir]

It's the thread that refuses to die! And that Keith Foulke is one hell of a bastard.

[CalvnHobs6]

I thought Zenny as Nomar was classic.
Who is this?
Nomar.

[Soxfan#1]

I laugh whenever I read this. So who was playing wade boggs here?

[CalvnHobs6]

Yeszir's friend Steve. I don't think he's on the board.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

ROFL! That is the funniest thing ever. I almost feel bad for the dumbass kid.

[Sox fan in Tex]

YesZir: I only make 3,000 a day off of the site, which isnt enough to pay for players to post
YesZir: yea
heathurler14: o
heathurler14: 3,000 aint 2 bad
heathurler14: especialy aday
YesZir: I can buy the groceries I guess, thats what matters
YesZir: and pay the satellite bill to watch the sox all the way down here in Florida
heathurler14: could u get keith foulke
YesZir: he's my half brother

:lol: :lol: :lol: That is the part I crack up the most right there.

[Sizzlin22]

Oh you cant leave it like that, that doesn't do it justice, you gotta go on about how he "found him with another man" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sox fan in Tex]

These are great, I haven't even read them all.



healthurler14: do you talk to any current sox players?
YesZir: umm, yea, actually
YesZir: you know in the red sox movie?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: Pedro answers the phone and says its KFC?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: im on the other end

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sox fan in Tex]

heathurler14: so u couldnt get any1 2 post
YesZir: I dont want to pay them, I told you
YesZir: Manny would for free, but he doesnt know how to use a computer

That's probably actually true. :lol:

[Sox fan in Tex]

Last post about this I swear to god, but this one killed me:


heathurler14: did u really meet yeszir
Nomar7231973: of course, he was the one who introduced me to mia hamm
heathurler14: o he did

[Soxfan#1]

Last post about this I swear to god, but this one killed me:
He must be thinking, Damn Yeszir, Drove nomah out of boston! haha hilarious. Did anybody ever find out this guys age?

[ARod2212]

And you call Yankee fans stupid. hahaah, that was great.

People are dumb.

[element1151]

Well you can't really call that kid a real fan...

[schillingouttheks]

OMG I love this thing. I remember Yeszir kept putting me on hold while I was talking to him on AIM because he was busy with talking to yankeehater. Just so you all know yankeehater is not = yankshater...yankshater owns :D. Any new posters that just show up MUST read this. This thing is fucking hilarious.

[YanksHater213]

Wow, I am getting so much love in this thread. First yeszir, now schilling... I am so cool.

[schillingouttheks]

It's because you're a respected, good and active poster on the forums. :dance:

[YanksHater213]

Haha, thats a messed up smiley.

[Manny Goes Boom]

Wow, you shredded him like a tin can Yeszir...I gotta give props to where their due...and (even after a year) their still due...LOL :D :lol:

[Sizzlin22]

A lot of new members lately plus this thread came up in another discussion, to anyone who hasn't seen this thread is a must read.

[YanksHater213]

Haha, I was thinking about bumping this yesterday until my computer turned into a dumbass...

[yeszir]

Oh geez, the thread that wouldn't die. :D I read it again, too, and I MADE the damn thing.

[SCM33]

Hilarious.

[YanksHater213]

Bizzump

[schillingouttheks]

Ah! Yessssssss!!! Hahahahahahah yankeehater, fucking dumbass. :lol:

[stocker323]

Bizzump

Please don't ever say that again.

[YanksHater213]

.

[YanksHater213]

your a fucking son of a bitch, stocker

[Soxfan#1]

I like Bu...bu....bu.....bu bizummmp.

[schillingouttheks]

I like Bu...bu....bu.....bu bizummmp.
You shouldn't say it either. Kthx.

[Moose]

YesZir: dont tell anyone this, but everyone here has all this incest going on
YesZir: I think my neighbor is married to his daughter
heathurler14: ewwww

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fuckin' hilarious.

[Sizzlin22]

I love this thread. Makes me laugh every time I read it.

[Soxfan#1]

I love this thread. Makes me laugh every time I read it.
http://www.talksox.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3731&page=8

I think their was soemthing like this here too.

[YanksHater213]

i dont think ive bumped this in a few months...

[KeepTheFaith1229]

Holy shit. What a classic. If we had a thread hall of fame, this would be a first ballot induction.

[stocker323]

Holy shit. What a classic. If we had a thread hall of fame, this would be a first ballot induction.

Well of course there were many things leading up to that. I know how good you are at looking through past posts so I'm sure you can find some of yankeehater's expert opinions.

[KeepTheFaith1229]

Well of course there were many things leading up to that. I know how good you are at looking through past posts so I'm sure you can find some of yankeehater's expert opinions.

A good percentage of his posts had :shrug: in them, although he never seemed to figure out that that's not any smiley on here.

[stocker323]

A good percentage of his posts had :shrug: in them, although he never seemed to figure out that that's not any smiley on here.

It probably was in the past on the old board.

[KeepTheFaith1229]

It probably was in the past on the old board.

Oh. Well, I'm tired, so peace. It's been fun, everyone.:lol:

[BoSox34]

That is hillarious, how could he be so stupid, what's his name on this board?

[stocker323]

That is hillarious, how could he be so stupid, what's his name on this board?

He hasn't been here in ages. His name was yankeehater.

[Redguitar985]

Haha, that was awesome. Yeah, you know, Manny's such a great hitter he just doesn't have any time to learn about computers.

[YanksHater213]

bump.

[yeszir]

bump.
Oh god

[Sizzlin22]

Awww man I was thinkign about bumping this liek 3 days ago and I said "Nahhhh it's been to short since the last bump."

Beat me to the punch Hater.

Anyways I think everybody needs to read this thread just to get a good laugh and calm the fuck down after what has happened here.

[stocker323]

This thread is losing its luster if it's gonna be bumped every month or so. I think we need like an unwritten 3 month rule before this thread is bumped so it can stay as pure as possible and new members can pee their pants every time they read it.

[YanksHater213]

well, i bumped it because 26to6 didnt get a reference from it in another thread.

[yeszir]

Either that or I could sell the rights to a publisher....

[26 to 6]

haaha this shit is too funny.

Now that im reading it, I remember reading it a while back. but still hilarious :lol:

[Goalstopper]

thats funny

[CrespoBlows]

Bump.

Has anyone picked up on this, yet? I just reread this.


YesZir: I told him I wouldnt tell anyone, but he's on steroids
heathurler14: wow
heathurler14: ur kidding
YesZir: I know for a fact that he's taken acetaminophen, and Acetoxybenzoic acid within the past few years
heathurler14: wow

A pain reliever, and an asprin pill. :lol:

[Coco's Disciples]

wow

[yeszir]

Sometimes it seems like this place is a magnet for the incredibly stupid and the too young to know any better.

[Soxfan#1]

Sometimes it seems like this place is a magnet for the incredibly stupid and the too young to know any better.
I think I not counting KTF am the yougest. At least I can type.

[schillingouttheks]

I think I not counting KTF am the yougest. At least I can type.

Ironic.

[yeszir]

Ironic.

To say the least.

[YanksHater213]

classic

[Jon_Papelboner]

Sometimes your age doesn't always make up for stupidity. Case in point, that convo

[Soxfan#1]

Sometimes your age doesn't always make up for stupidity. Case in point, that convo
I was trying to find a certain post by Yeszir and came across this.

[YanksHater213]

ha. ha. ha.

i was bored.

[schillingouttheks]

:lol: NEVER GETS OLD.

[RedSoxRooter]

It really doesn't get old. I forgot completely about the whole Wade Boggs side IM.


heathurler14: do u talk 2 any current sox players
YesZir: umm, yea, actually
YesZir: you know in the red sox movie?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: Pedro answers the phone and says its KFC?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: im on the other end


:lol:

[YanksHater213]

this is proof that something like this never gets old

[See Red]

$3,000 a day...

"I can buy the groceries I guess, thats what matters"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cityofchampions33]

Hhahaha by far the funniest set of conversations I ahve read in a long time.

[nateg]

was she typing with her thumbs only?

[stocker323]

remember this?

[Coco's Disciples]

Who doesn't?

[stocker323]

well it happened before you joined, so, yeah...

[Coco's Disciples]

Still, it should be mandatory reading for all.

[yeszir]

remember this?

Of course you bring this back up. :lol: Someone digs it up every once in a while, although it looks like its been a while since someone last did.

[stocker323]

I know I saw it hadn't been brought up in over a year. People often have great memories of the historic 2004 season. Well this is one of mine. This is something you don't get in the DVD.

[yeszir]

I know I saw it hadn't been brought up in over a year. People often have great memories of the historic 2004 season. Well this is one of mine. This is something you don't get in the DVD.

Or that guy calling us all Red Sox Nation's rogue state because his son was retarded

[stocker323]

HAHA YES. I just remember empirestrikesback after they choked it away. That was classic..

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

omfg old members coming back??

[stocker323]

YES AREN'T YOU SO EXCITED!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO DJDS;LKSDDSKL;

[RHS]

Fucking gold.

[Soxfan#1]

How's college thanks to Talksox?

[msubulldogs21]

So, I just went back and read that entire thing. Epic to say the least.

Wonder if yankeehater ever came back under a new name?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

YES AREN'T YOU SO EXCITED!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO DJDS;LKSDDSKL;
What if I am? Wanna fight about it?

[msubulldogs21]

Or that guy calling us all Red Sox Nation's rogue state because his son was retarded

Can someone inform me the backstory on this? It's on the back of my talksox t-shirt and I don't have a clue what it means.

[stocker323]

What if I am? Wanna fight about it?

yes i love message board fights.

[Sox Fan on Cape]

What if I am? Wanna fight about it?

Careful, it didn't earn that tittle for nothing, not mention without help he'd kick you ass.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

not mention without help he'd kick you ass.
neaux

[David Bowie]

I'm yankeehater.

[Sox Fan on Cape]

I'm yankeehater.

You're way out of your league.

[stocker323]

i think jacoby needs to focus more on getting on base rather than dealing with me...

[YanksHater213]

obligatory "no one has bumped this in 6 months" bump

i propose a sticky for all new members to read in an orientation packet type deal

[Emmz]

Oh my dear lord I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard. My boyfriend thought I was going mental, and then he read it and started laughing his ass off too. Good lord how is anyone that dumb?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

obligatory "no one has bumped this in 6 months" bump

i propose a sticky for all new members to read in an orientation packet type deal
This and the adam123 mod thread.

[Christian Snyder]

I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!

[Emmz]

This and the adam123 mod thread.

Read that one, this is even funnier I think. Good god, I didn't know human beings could be so stupid.

[Jasonbay44]

Holy shit, this is one of funniest things I've ever read. I never thought anyone could be that stupid.

[BoSox21]

YesZir: you know in the red sox movie?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: Pedro answers the phone and says its KFC?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: im on the other end

and


YesZir: There's this prospect in the minors, from Iran actually, named Elbillug Erauoy who I'm friendly with
YesZir: i'll ask him if he wants to post

have always been my favorite parts of this

[yeszir]

Still my favorite part, 5+ years later:

YesZir: you know in the red sox movie?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: Pedro answers the phone and says its KFC?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: im on the other end
heathurler14: dude r u seriuos


Most frustrating part was explaining in 30 seconds to this kid on IM why he ABSOLUTELY HAD TO pretend to be Wade Boggs.

[YanksHater213]

Still my favorite part, 5+ years later:

YesZir: you know in the red sox movie?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: Pedro answers the phone and says its KFC?
heathurler14: yeah
YesZir: im on the other end
heathurler14: dude r u seriuos


Most frustrating part was explaining in 30 seconds to this kid on IM why he ABSOLUTELY HAD TO pretend to be Wade Boggs.

can't believe i've been coming to TS that long...

[Emmz]

The guy's last activity on the site was in October of 2004. I wonder if he's rejoined since?

[BoSox21]

The guy's last activity on the site was in October of 2004. I wonder if he's rejoined since?

yea, as Jacoby_Ellsbury

[Emmz]

That explains a lot :lol:

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

yea, as Jacoby_Ellsbury
u promisd u woodint tell

[Emmz]

The similarities are obvious, I can see it ;)

[BoSox21]

u promisd u woodint tell

:lol: well-played

[Rdsxmbnt]

YesZir: yea, im glad I wasnt born in a new york cab
YesZir: they have laws in new york about it
heathurler14: lol
YesZir: any babies born in cabs are automatically property of the New York state government
heathurler14: ru serious
YesZir: it says so on the stickers on the cab if you read the fine print
heathurler14: thats gay
YesZir: yea
YesZir: they put you to work at factories for life and shit
heathurler14: omg!!
YesZir: Rudy Guliani was born in a cab, thats what he had to be mayor
heathurler14: that is realy wierd
heathurler14: lol

This is amazing :lol:

[yeszir]

Of course, this is all happened when Talksox looked like this:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040519043350/http://talksox.com/

[BigPapiEnFuego]

lol invision power boards suck. When did you switch over to this bad boy?

[yeszir]

I think very early January 2005?

[Rdsxmbnt]

Of course, this is all happened when Talksox looked like this:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040519043350/http://talksox.com/

that is the cheesiest banner design ever

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Invision = fail.

[Emmz]

that is the cheesiest banner design ever

Their heads are all overlapping :lol:

And yeah, the old boards looks like crap, newer one's pretty sweet

[yeszir]

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

[Spudboy]

As a parent of a 17 year old, I think it's pretty cool what David has done. This thread not withstanding.

Bag lapping aside, any young person that has the vision, creativity, and initiative to create a website that works, well, that person deserves some respect.

Starting any business venture takes a lot of energy and commitment. Creating a place where people can freely express their opinions and maintaining some kind of order and structure is not a small task.

[msubulldogs21]

YesZir: I only make 3,000 a day off of the site, which isnt enough to pay for players to post
YesZir: yea
heathurler14: o
heathurler14: 3,000 aint 2 bad
heathurler14: especialy aday
YesZir: I can buy the groceries I guess, thats what matters

That was probably my favorite part.

[yeszir]

As a parent of a 17 year old, I think it's pretty cool what David has done. This thread not withstanding.

Bag lapping aside, any young person that has the vision, creativity, and initiative to create a website that works, well, that person deserves some respect.

Starting any business venture takes a lot of energy and commitment. Creating a place where people can freely express their opinions and maintaining some kind of order and structure is not a small task.
Thanks. You'd REALLY be impressed by my drug cartel.

[BoSox21]

As a parent of a 17 year old, I think it's pretty cool what David has done. This thread not withstanding.

Bag lapping aside, any young person that has the vision, creativity, and initiative to create a website that works, well, that person deserves some respect.

Starting any business venture takes a lot of energy and commitment. Creating a place where people can freely express their opinions and maintaining some kind of order and structure is not a small task.

Plus you know it gets him all kinds of quiff. All he has to say to a girl is "talksox.com" and even Moses himself couldn't part her legs any quicker

[Emmz]

Plus you know it gets him all kinds of quiff. All he has to say to a girl is "talksox.com" and even Moses himself couldn't part her legs any quicker

:lol:

[Emmz]

It's been a while, bump.

[Flynnatic10]

Time to read this. :lol:

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Rofl I remember reading this.

[Flynnatic10]

:lol:

What's it like living in Boston, Florida? and the capital of Canada is Ottawa.

[YanksHater213]

I haven't been around these parts much very often recently, but I'm glad this is still getting bumped seven years later.

I was just a fucking kid, haha.

[Spudboy]

My contribution to Talksox. The word Quiff.