7/28 vs. Oakland

[schillingouttheks]

So let's say Papelbon is gone and Bard closes. When Bard starts getting into trouble, let's say it's next season sometime. Who closes?

I'm not the one advocating to let him go. At the same time, Papelbon has been asking for shit like this to happen all year.

I'm not on the GET RID OF PAPELBON bandwagon. I am calling it as it is, though.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

So let's say Papelbon is gone and Bard closes. When Bard starts getting into trouble, let's say it's next season sometime. Who closes?

Hunter Jones.

[Dojji]

Chainsaw or hold the knife with your mouth/foot.

Too messy. I recommend just ripping the shielding off a table saw.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I suppose you could always bite them off.

I had the very tip of some of my fingers bitten off before. It hurt more than I could imagine. I don't think I could bring myself to bite off more than one finger. Maybe the pinky.

I suppose if I could find some sort of table saw...

[WhiskeyBreath]

But the inning was less likely to fly out of control with a runner at first than with the RISP, agreed?

Can you not read? I said I WASN'T DEBATING THAT.

[Coco's Disciples]

Or before you cut off the first five fingers, attach some sort of blade to your wrist to cut off the other five.

[Youk Of The Nation]

And if Jones sucks?

I'm just saying, maybe we can worry and look to someone else when Papelbon blows ten out of 11 saves and looks completely toasted. But not before.

[ms_sox]

I think 26 members is the most I've seen in a game thread since I signed up.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

And if Jones sucks?

Masterson.

[msubulldogs21]

Fantastic

A double to Nomar

[Youk Of The Nation]

Or before you cut off the first five fingers, attach some sort of blade to your wrist to cut off the other five.

I like the table saw idea. There's no guarantee that I'll have enough strength or presence of mind to cut off the last five with a blow from my arm. With the saw, all I have to do is fall into it.


Fucking Nomar.

[schillingouttheks]

wowwww wow wow

[P3dro1a15]

This is fun

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Nomar you fucking gypsy. Die.

[Dojji]

we're going to lose this game. I can't believe it.